And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3477 | 2016-07-26 08:24:52 | 116.47 | 98% |
| 2361 | 2015-06-24 14:25:14 | 98.48 | 95% |
| 2327 | 2015-06-23 04:12:05 | 81.15 | 94% |
| 2209 | 2015-06-19 03:51:10 | 98.29 | 96% |
| 2160 | 2015-06-17 14:54:08 | 81.70 | 95% |
| 1092 | 2015-05-28 14:39:15 | 83.09 | 96% |
| 695 | 2015-05-20 14:45:25 | 83.01 | 95% |