And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2513 | 2018-07-12 04:38:10 | 139.78 | 99% |
| 2307 | 2014-01-13 04:54:15 | 113.55 | 93% |
| 2304 | 2013-12-01 22:29:47 | 120.31 | 97% |
| 2215 | 2013-11-27 19:33:48 | 124.22 | 97% |
| 1489 | 2011-11-27 03:56:26 | 114.25 | 96% |
| 1309 | 2011-05-20 04:15:04 | 111.82 | 93% |
| 1176 | 2011-03-14 11:45:50 | 93.22 | |
| 872 | 2010-10-28 15:00:00 | 95.32 | |
| 353 | 2010-03-18 16:25:46 | 75.53 | |
| 304 | 2010-03-13 19:29:18 | 64.66 | |
| 302 | 2010-03-13 19:26:47 | 62.63 | |
| 285 | 2010-03-13 18:52:36 | 63.62 | |
| 98 | 2010-03-08 16:42:10 | 53.94 |