And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7835 | 2021-06-24 00:31:15 | 76.22 | 97% |
| 5980 | 2017-11-25 14:35:28 | 83.63 | 99% |
| 5610 | 2017-11-18 10:18:33 | 71.51 | 97% |
| 4843 | 2016-07-25 14:58:41 | 72.09 | 98% |
| 4633 | 2015-11-11 01:05:52 | 80.62 | 98% |
| 3901 | 2015-02-15 23:22:18 | 76.30 | 98% |
| 3366 | 2014-12-19 16:56:26 | 66.71 | 97% |
| 3245 | 2014-12-14 00:50:41 | 65.74 | 95% |
| 2102 | 2014-10-15 15:03:58 | 67.57 | 96% |
| 1905 | 2014-10-08 21:26:55 | 58.61 | 94% |
| 1806 | 2014-10-08 12:30:17 | 61.79 | 96% |
| 1259 | 2014-09-26 21:13:13 | 50.85 | 90% |