And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4772 | 2013-10-24 00:13:31 | 105.52 | 99% |
| 4716 | 2013-10-20 15:17:58 | 94.81 | 96% |
| 2976 | 2012-12-05 20:45:17 | 96.29 | 96% |
| 2743 | 2012-12-04 21:25:44 | 95.71 | 98% |
| 2107 | 2011-12-14 00:50:21 | 106.37 | 96% |
| 537 | 2010-09-15 05:24:13 | 101.36 |