And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9836 | 2016-07-14 01:39:54 | 134.38 | 94% |
| 9810 | 2016-07-10 00:01:23 | 121.64 | 94% |
| 9632 | 2016-04-20 00:41:05 | 125.43 | 97% |
| 8824 | 2016-02-27 09:40:41 | 131.80 | 98% |
| 8454 | 2016-02-12 00:35:22 | 131.29 | 98% |
| 8115 | 2016-01-24 18:15:01 | 135.17 | 95% |
| 7363 | 2016-01-04 21:19:58 | 118.08 | 97% |
| 6769 | 2015-12-26 21:11:35 | 115.98 | 95% |
| 6374 | 2015-10-28 12:27:07 | 121.74 | 91% |
| 6274 | 2015-10-28 05:49:41 | 120.03 | 94% |
| 6067 | 2015-10-25 07:59:04 | 117.18 | 95% |
| 5114 | 2015-07-26 19:44:42 | 104.85 | 93% |
| 4115 | 2015-02-16 03:21:30 | 122.61 | 97% |
| 3685 | 2014-11-30 23:37:55 | 134.48 | 99% |
| 2854 | 2013-04-08 18:50:26 | 113.95 | 93% |
| 2760 | 2013-04-06 12:52:33 | 120.13 | 96% |
| 2355 | 2013-02-08 12:39:57 | 115.16 | 94% |
| 2238 | 2013-01-28 19:34:56 | 118.67 | 96% |
| 1261 | 2012-06-13 17:44:22 | 116.82 | 94% |
| 756 | 2012-04-15 15:37:35 | 122.95 | 95% |
| 503 | 2012-04-02 14:19:16 | 113.52 | 94% |
| 318 | 2012-03-27 21:18:11 | 118.73 | 98% |