And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2945 | 2009-03-16 22:28:14 | 99.32 | |
| 2740 | 2009-03-08 00:56:05 | 96.85 | |
| 2579 | 2009-03-01 23:34:36 | 98.18 | |
| 1849 | 2009-02-07 21:06:03 | 101.54 | |
| 1501 | 2009-01-30 12:29:36 | 95.12 | |
| 1468 | 2009-01-29 21:54:21 | 97.64 | |
| 1444 | 2009-01-29 16:21:13 | 90.54 | |
| 1122 | 2009-01-20 11:54:34 | 85.90 | |
| 556 | 2009-01-08 10:57:48 | 87.60 | |
| 265 | 2008-12-20 00:05:35 | 80.39 | |
| 68 | 2008-12-09 18:09:30 | 83.67 |