And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 839 | 2016-01-14 01:54:53 | 98.78 | 98% |
| 815 | 2015-07-12 06:45:25 | 96.18 | 96% |
| 696 | 2015-03-14 15:15:45 | 100.15 | 97% |
| 655 | 2015-03-10 22:34:51 | 96.58 | 94% |
| 478 | 2015-02-28 03:05:39 | 96.45 | 96% |
| 371 | 2015-02-23 05:45:42 | 88.53 | 94% |
| 367 | 2015-02-23 01:09:42 | 81.08 | 92% |