And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2743 | 2010-09-25 10:05:36 | 91.23 | |
| 2729 | 2010-09-11 21:56:36 | 101.03 | |
| 2552 | 2010-09-02 09:49:12 | 85.10 | |
| 2303 | 2010-07-03 11:13:14 | 86.39 | |
| 2002 | 2010-05-24 11:16:29 | 89.20 | |
| 1989 | 2010-05-24 07:00:25 | 85.56 | |
| 1861 | 2010-05-20 10:11:31 | 90.49 | |
| 1745 | 2010-05-12 12:00:18 | 80.82 | |
| 1623 | 2010-05-03 16:09:28 | 102.93 | |
| 1550 | 2010-05-02 11:40:52 | 84.48 | |
| 1428 | 2010-04-27 17:41:20 | 82.38 | |
| 1294 | 2010-04-14 14:18:11 | 93.04 | |
| 1271 | 2010-04-10 21:41:55 | 85.55 | |
| 1234 | 2010-04-08 20:07:55 | 89.60 | |
| 819 | 2010-03-05 02:52:44 | 83.74 | |
| 635 | 2010-02-22 20:32:16 | 87.96 | |
| 354 | 2010-01-24 14:21:29 | 86.25 | |
| 120 | 2009-11-23 21:56:37 | 88.04 | |
| 85 | 2009-11-22 16:25:43 | 76.72 | |
| 49 | 2009-11-18 20:59:24 | 79.23 |