And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28347 | 2022-05-06 03:51:37 | 133.17 | 99% |
| 24335 | 2021-06-23 13:33:28 | 111.55 | 99% |
| 22912 | 2021-05-21 11:44:37 | 102.22 | 98% |
| 20971 | 2021-03-30 06:55:52 | 106.38 | 98% |
| 19327 | 2021-02-16 04:45:41 | 115.51 | 98.1% |
| 12096 | 2020-06-19 00:26:36 | 109.71 | 98% |
| 7611 | 2019-08-24 13:05:36 | 94.80 | 97% |
| 5712 | 2018-08-25 04:23:06 | 86.04 | 96% |
| 5209 | 2018-04-19 09:29:10 | 102.15 | 99% |
| 1905 | 2017-07-19 05:30:55 | 81.08 | 98% |
| 982 | 2017-05-06 08:04:45 | 69.06 | 95% |
| 852 | 2017-03-25 11:17:02 | 65.06 | 94% |