And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3196 | 2015-03-18 12:38:21 | 77.58 | 97% |
| 3098 | 2015-02-15 10:03:26 | 76.32 | 96% |
| 3052 | 2015-02-13 16:37:18 | 66.76 | 94% |
| 2582 | 2015-01-30 14:33:03 | 73.92 | 96% |
| 2253 | 2015-01-20 13:46:13 | 76.64 | 97% |
| 1397 | 2014-12-16 09:55:23 | 64.26 | 95% |
| 416 | 2014-10-20 07:26:55 | 55.60 | 96% |
| 408 | 2014-10-20 07:14:07 | 58.41 | 97% |