And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2996 | 2015-11-10 07:45:55 | 101.52 | 96% |
| 2654 | 2015-10-27 11:57:43 | 105.07 | 98% |
| 2567 | 2015-10-22 04:46:04 | 102.24 | 98% |
| 2319 | 2015-10-03 06:20:59 | 94.71 | 96% |
| 2096 | 2015-09-22 13:35:54 | 102.38 | 98% |
| 2002 | 2015-09-13 09:25:04 | 106.71 | 97% |
| 1794 | 2015-08-27 03:41:59 | 95.26 | 96% |
| 1761 | 2015-08-25 11:07:54 | 104.55 | 98% |
| 1694 | 2015-08-24 13:39:10 | 98.90 | 97% |
| 1441 | 2015-07-28 13:45:50 | 101.06 | 97% |
| 1407 | 2015-07-28 08:46:36 | 112.85 | 98% |
| 1077 | 2015-07-01 10:38:49 | 104.59 | 98% |
| 490 | 2015-06-15 03:04:56 | 94.82 | 96% |
| 23 | 2015-06-04 16:44:08 | 84.36 | 92% |