And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2248 | 2013-05-08 05:12:08 | 86.99 | 94% |
| 2211 | 2013-04-22 04:35:14 | 88.03 | 91% |
| 1814 | 2013-03-16 10:39:26 | 87.19 | 93% |
| 1480 | 2013-01-27 15:09:27 | 84.34 | 90% |
| 749 | 2010-12-04 18:44:18 | 79.52 | |
| 553 | 2010-11-27 06:24:26 | 79.75 | |
| 462 | 2010-11-23 02:10:05 | 88.90 | |
| 381 | 2010-11-17 00:27:03 | 85.80 | |
| 58 | 2010-10-29 03:47:55 | 74.22 |