And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3985 | 2015-01-08 02:36:22 | 164.83 | 93% |
| 3071 | 2014-11-18 11:48:22 | 158.49 | 92% |
| 2850 | 2014-11-14 08:19:52 | 156.44 | 94% |
| 2700 | 2014-11-11 06:51:37 | 173.80 | 95% |
| 2509 | 2014-11-08 02:17:52 | 155.30 | 97% |
| 2327 | 2014-10-31 06:06:12 | 177.74 | 98% |
| 2227 | 2014-10-29 06:52:26 | 167.84 | 97% |
| 1743 | 2014-10-16 06:51:56 | 167.72 | 95% |
| 1647 | 2014-10-13 04:13:18 | 152.91 | 94% |
| 1295 | 2014-07-23 22:41:52 | 162.99 | 96% |
| 1155 | 2014-07-21 20:54:06 | 153.53 | 97% |
| 1084 | 2014-07-21 07:27:40 | 151.97 | 98% |
| 862 | 2014-07-17 01:28:19 | 142.29 | 91% |
| 498 | 2014-07-11 01:03:00 | 144.28 | 91% |