And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 785 | 2016-05-10 20:41:30 | 110.53 | 94% |
| 466 | 2016-05-04 15:09:06 | 97.83 | 94% |
| 308 | 2016-05-02 15:42:30 | 100.97 | 97% |
| 299 | 2016-05-02 15:25:52 | 90.02 | 91% |
| 135 | 2014-07-09 10:52:13 | 86.17 | 94% |
| 112 | 2014-07-08 23:57:51 | 82.96 | 93% |
| 33 | 2014-07-08 09:47:40 | 82.81 | 95% |