And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6110 | 2016-10-01 18:11:42 | 101.09 | 95% |
| 5278 | 2016-09-08 17:36:04 | 105.16 | 98% |
| 4714 | 2016-09-01 17:54:28 | 100.58 | 96% |
| 3349 | 2016-08-21 20:45:38 | 99.26 | 96% |
| 2757 | 2016-08-15 21:37:43 | 98.44 | 98% |
| 2230 | 2016-08-11 01:44:07 | 91.26 | 93% |
| 939 | 2014-08-08 05:02:37 | 91.80 | 97% |
| 71 | 2014-03-09 06:35:56 | 88.80 | 97% |