And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3791 | 2017-11-03 17:11:25 | 67.77 | 99% |
| 3006 | 2014-01-23 22:47:02 | 61.22 | 96% |
| 2848 | 2013-09-21 02:00:20 | 59.31 | 94% |
| 2775 | 2013-09-13 01:06:48 | 54.58 | 95% |
| 2088 | 2012-09-01 09:10:37 | 51.63 | 91% |
| 1895 | 2012-04-09 18:19:49 | 49.21 | 93% |
| 1145 | 2011-08-17 12:33:21 | 35.48 | 91% |