And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3474 | 2017-02-21 17:09:47 | 104.64 | 96% |
| 2819 | 2016-12-19 19:51:51 | 100.91 | 97% |
| 2409 | 2016-11-14 02:32:31 | 104.08 | 95% |
| 2160 | 2016-11-01 14:50:57 | 95.44 | 94% |
| 1860 | 2016-10-12 00:48:36 | 96.47 | 95% |
| 772 | 2016-08-25 06:30:25 | 91.37 | 99% |
| 596 | 2016-05-19 18:25:17 | 102.60 | 98% |
| 315 | 2016-05-13 23:04:38 | 85.41 | 94% |
| 173 | 2016-02-25 18:40:38 | 84.42 | 91% |
| 32 | 2014-10-01 18:15:20 | 69.93 | 89% |