And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1290 | 2016-01-15 19:26:35 | 118.71 | 98% |
| 1236 | 2015-10-02 14:08:26 | 102.99 | 94% |
| 1148 | 2015-05-15 13:59:00 | 115.92 | 97% |
| 1127 | 2015-05-12 20:09:57 | 112.96 | 95% |
| 636 | 2013-08-31 19:19:19 | 111.65 | 95% |
| 633 | 2013-08-30 23:43:09 | 108.30 | 96% |
| 309 | 2013-05-31 04:16:41 | 89.45 | 91% |
| 57 | 2013-04-05 17:12:27 | 84.84 | 95% |