And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2974 | 2013-04-10 10:02:21 | 65.05 | 96% |
| 2776 | 2012-12-28 23:36:17 | 62.87 | 96% |
| 2713 | 2012-12-09 04:09:59 | 61.66 | 95% |
| 2326 | 2012-07-22 06:29:38 | 55.46 | 93% |
| 1575 | 2011-10-01 01:57:31 | 55.64 | 93% |
| 1296 | 2011-08-20 00:47:25 | 56.14 | 96% |
| 1271 | 2011-08-18 16:07:10 | 52.37 | 93% |
| 937 | 2011-05-07 16:54:25 | 53.61 | 95% |
| 652 | 2011-04-14 21:38:35 | 53.96 |