And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3000 | 2016-07-31 01:08:42 | 180.58 | 99% |
| 2689 | 2016-06-03 01:37:07 | 143.91 | 87% |
| 2477 | 2015-06-04 22:36:19 | 155.79 | 94% |
| 2455 | 2013-06-17 01:29:27 | 164.75 | 97% |
| 1677 | 2013-03-31 01:07:54 | 133.75 | 88% |
| 1303 | 2013-03-23 03:06:47 | 126.61 | 90% |
| 923 | 2013-03-12 15:15:18 | 121.87 | 85% |
| 814 | 2013-03-10 22:53:34 | 128.18 | 89% |
| 237 | 2013-02-24 02:40:41 | 120.30 | 86% |
| 105 | 2013-01-20 02:55:13 | 138.34 | 95% |