And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1729 | 2014-04-30 01:06:10 | 96.18 | 94% |
| 1249 | 2013-06-24 04:34:17 | 97.29 | 95% |
| 978 | 2013-05-18 07:30:28 | 81.92 | 91% |
| 541 | 2012-10-08 23:34:21 | 77.73 | 91% |
| 308 | 2012-04-16 03:01:17 | 70.30 | 94% |