And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1189 | 2015-02-27 16:22:29 | 130.71 | 95% |
| 1065 | 2014-10-17 07:28:45 | 132.15 | 95% |
| 860 | 2014-04-13 14:44:43 | 133.55 | 98% |
| 824 | 2014-04-11 09:30:39 | 119.26 | 93% |
| 694 | 2014-03-20 19:33:17 | 111.63 | 94% |
| 592 | 2014-03-05 13:06:52 | 112.48 | 95% |
| 227 | 2013-07-11 16:56:49 | 100.50 | 92% |