And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2446 | 2011-12-07 02:54:03 | 127.48 | 95% |
| 1508 | 2011-11-25 04:35:24 | 132.92 | 98% |
| 1430 | 2011-11-24 02:14:43 | 120.67 | 94% |
| 1421 | 2011-11-24 02:07:04 | 122.67 | 95% |
| 1416 | 2011-11-24 02:03:10 | 133.86 | 99% |
| 1255 | 2011-11-21 02:52:49 | 123.64 | 96% |
| 929 | 2011-11-17 22:47:54 | 120.98 | 96% |