And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17409 | 2012-12-13 12:05:19 | 94.85 | 97% |
| 17302 | 2012-12-05 00:06:14 | 86.36 | 93% |
| 17141 | 2012-11-30 11:42:27 | 72.52 | 89% |
| 17111 | 2012-11-30 01:45:06 | 89.66 | 94% |
| 17084 | 2012-11-29 09:56:38 | 87.49 | 94% |
| 16792 | 2012-11-19 11:55:33 | 94.57 | 94% |
| 16502 | 2012-11-16 12:28:58 | 95.71 | 97% |
| 16285 | 2012-11-11 09:52:59 | 83.47 | 94% |
| 14940 | 2012-10-25 08:06:26 | 91.22 | 94% |
| 14511 | 2012-10-19 10:09:41 | 82.62 | 90% |
| 14336 | 2012-10-18 07:36:47 | 83.11 | 91% |
| 13858 | 2012-10-15 09:50:09 | 74.62 | 89% |
| 13696 | 2012-10-14 04:47:23 | 81.77 | 92% |
| 12650 | 2012-10-06 11:18:35 | 83.57 | 96% |
| 12236 | 2012-10-02 04:03:50 | 77.96 | 94% |
| 10671 | 2012-09-11 09:45:02 | 77.99 | 92% |
| 9684 | 2012-09-02 11:45:00 | 77.47 | 93% |
| 9487 | 2012-09-01 09:13:40 | 82.00 | 95% |
| 9400 | 2012-09-01 06:26:57 | 79.54 | 95% |
| 8713 | 2012-08-26 05:03:56 | 75.52 | 95% |
| 8353 | 2012-08-22 08:32:19 | 72.95 | 92% |
| 8289 | 2012-08-22 05:08:04 | 78.23 | 97% |
| 8122 | 2012-08-20 08:20:11 | 77.59 | 95% |
| 8076 | 2012-08-20 06:08:25 | 73.63 | 96% |
| 8008 | 2012-08-19 06:38:14 | 83.03 | 97% |
| 7738 | 2012-08-18 03:46:20 | 77.34 | 96% |
| 7261 | 2012-08-11 06:41:53 | 74.82 | 95% |
| 7164 | 2012-08-11 03:52:10 | 72.85 | 94% |
| 6950 | 2012-08-04 04:12:37 | 69.22 | 94% |
| 5791 | 2012-07-08 10:05:53 | 65.00 | 95% |
| 5784 | 2012-07-08 09:40:48 | 72.09 | 96% |
| 4451 | 2011-12-15 03:38:38 | 62.85 | 97% |
| 3684 | 2011-12-10 04:42:19 | 65.64 | 95% |
| 3621 | 2011-12-10 02:02:54 | 56.73 | 95% |
| 3404 | 2011-12-09 05:08:12 | 64.53 | 95% |
| 1806 | 2011-11-28 03:53:02 | 49.54 | 93% |
| 1694 | 2011-11-27 08:24:30 | 53.47 | 97% |
| 663 | 2011-11-20 02:37:37 | 41.74 | 93% |