And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2380 | 2015-09-07 05:15:34 | 86.24 | 98% |
| 1940 | 2015-03-23 00:05:10 | 76.02 | 94% |
| 1582 | 2015-03-01 11:42:52 | 85.06 | 97% |
| 1049 | 2014-11-16 23:35:57 | 87.64 | 95% |
| 959 | 2012-11-26 03:02:46 | 96.20 | 99% |
| 667 | 2011-11-14 02:37:00 | 84.51 | 95% |