And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1316 | 2014-09-04 18:12:15 | 70.18 | 88% |
| 996 | 2011-01-21 17:29:41 | 65.76 | |
| 908 | 2010-10-20 16:00:55 | 75.62 | |
| 452 | 2010-05-20 22:51:08 | 65.25 | |
| 109 | 2008-11-24 20:08:12 | 51.77 |