And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1735 | 2014-10-08 21:23:40 | 136.05 | 96% |
| 1728 | 2014-10-08 21:16:45 | 142.60 | 97% |
| 1460 | 2012-12-07 23:49:21 | 124.34 | 90% |
| 1097 | 2012-10-25 04:14:39 | 146.23 | 98% |
| 291 | 2011-07-02 23:12:09 | 132.32 | 97% |
| 175 | 2011-07-02 05:28:11 | 126.86 | 97% |