And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1413 | 2012-06-13 06:03:24 | 92.51 | 97% |
| 937 | 2011-09-15 04:13:29 | 75.75 | 92% |
| 911 | 2011-09-04 08:59:11 | 95.99 | 98% |
| 896 | 2011-09-03 16:56:36 | 84.90 | 96% |
| 623 | 2011-05-16 15:01:24 | 52.59 | 92% |
| 570 | 2010-12-21 03:43:47 | 59.39 | |
| 459 | 2010-10-19 05:12:02 | 72.76 |