And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1845 | 2013-12-03 15:46:26 | 90.67 | 92% |
| 1790 | 2013-09-25 00:40:23 | 88.92 | 95% |
| 1592 | 2013-04-03 19:07:08 | 71.20 | 93% |
| 1563 | 2013-03-20 21:12:17 | 99.59 | 97% |
| 1434 | 2012-04-24 03:33:13 | 85.83 | 94% |
| 1064 | 2011-08-12 02:37:02 | 88.58 | 96% |
| 818 | 2011-04-18 03:34:40 | 90.01 |