And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12244 | 2020-03-14 07:07:09 | 95.59 | 98% |
| 8804 | 2016-12-16 04:46:42 | 109.97 | 96% |
| 8496 | 2016-11-12 02:51:35 | 118.15 | 97% |
| 8256 | 2016-10-22 23:29:41 | 96.48 | 94% |
| 6843 | 2016-06-20 04:35:13 | 98.91 | 97% |
| 6598 | 2016-06-09 01:27:21 | 94.71 | 94% |
| 6373 | 2016-06-02 20:52:16 | 95.52 | 93% |
| 5980 | 2016-05-22 01:24:49 | 102.92 | 96% |
| 5454 | 2016-05-11 17:59:57 | 90.42 | 95% |
| 4896 | 2016-05-04 03:02:39 | 84.45 | 91% |
| 4666 | 2016-04-27 21:29:03 | 90.51 | 96% |
| 4518 | 2016-04-22 06:00:25 | 83.74 | 92% |
| 4311 | 2016-04-19 02:46:12 | 103.50 | 96% |
| 3366 | 2016-02-15 05:39:23 | 80.59 | 90% |
| 2609 | 2015-12-29 01:49:52 | 92.48 | 97% |
| 2409 | 2015-12-22 23:44:05 | 79.14 | 91% |
| 1364 | 2015-11-10 04:44:43 | 87.49 | 97% |
| 756 | 2015-09-22 02:32:19 | 91.53 | 98% |
| 683 | 2015-09-10 08:31:29 | 91.51 | 88% |
| 649 | 2015-09-03 02:53:39 | 73.17 | 93% |