And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1482 | 2017-09-22 13:31:24 | 115.36 | 98% |
| 961 | 2016-10-17 13:08:07 | 111.53 | 98% |
| 569 | 2016-02-21 09:14:53 | 109.63 | 96% |
| 421 | 2016-02-04 12:41:35 | 112.29 | 99% |
| 337 | 2016-01-19 12:28:03 | 100.83 | 96% |
| 195 | 2016-01-01 02:03:53 | 96.33 | 96% |
| 153 | 2015-12-31 07:58:38 | 88.44 | 94% |