And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28488 | 2021-09-06 03:43:57 | 90.81 | 97% |
| 27727 | 2021-08-31 19:44:47 | 93.09 | 97% |
| 25058 | 2021-07-31 08:39:23 | 103.16 | 98% |
| 25004 | 2021-07-30 06:03:03 | 114.83 | 98% |
| 21411 | 2019-01-04 12:16:01 | 100.83 | 98% |
| 19427 | 2018-12-09 15:50:26 | 100.20 | 98% |
| 12374 | 2015-02-21 09:40:38 | 88.71 | 95% |
| 11996 | 2014-12-20 10:06:35 | 89.51 | 96% |
| 11799 | 2014-12-14 03:43:26 | 93.79 | 96% |
| 11293 | 2014-09-09 03:32:35 | 96.80 | 96% |
| 11266 | 2014-09-07 08:55:55 | 99.83 | 97% |
| 10818 | 2014-08-10 13:26:36 | 91.71 | 94% |
| 10683 | 2014-07-29 02:55:31 | 80.88 | 92% |
| 10666 | 2014-07-28 14:59:49 | 90.56 | 95% |
| 9060 | 2014-03-22 08:58:30 | 90.40 | 96% |
| 8614 | 2014-03-02 09:30:47 | 87.90 | 94% |
| 8492 | 2014-02-25 23:45:29 | 90.90 | 96% |
| 8179 | 2014-02-14 05:24:18 | 78.84 | 92% |
| 7959 | 2014-02-10 03:18:14 | 87.66 | 93% |
| 6475 | 2013-11-04 09:34:09 | 81.26 | 92% |
| 6233 | 2013-11-02 04:26:18 | 81.35 | 92% |
| 6217 | 2013-11-02 04:11:31 | 81.09 | 93% |
| 5755 | 2013-10-23 08:19:07 | 86.65 | 95% |
| 5174 | 2013-10-01 02:46:51 | 72.84 | 90% |
| 2778 | 2013-03-28 11:49:24 | 74.47 | 95% |
| 2345 | 2013-02-20 13:31:11 | 78.50 | 97% |
| 1474 | 2013-01-16 11:17:47 | 70.51 | 97% |
| 996 | 2012-12-30 11:48:33 | 66.58 | 93% |
| 867 | 2012-12-25 08:11:22 | 77.43 | 98% |