And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4133 | 2013-06-04 08:59:14 | 57.91 | 97% |
| 4004 | 2013-04-28 17:55:12 | 58.53 | 96% |
| 3299 | 2012-11-26 19:10:18 | 55.17 | 99% |
| 3213 | 2012-11-10 14:56:05 | 56.12 | 94% |
| 2939 | 2012-10-16 17:56:47 | 49.88 | 91% |
| 2905 | 2012-10-15 18:51:01 | 49.37 | 94% |
| 2549 | 2012-08-10 16:00:10 | 53.23 | 96% |
| 2252 | 2012-06-22 12:14:19 | 53.89 | 97% |
| 2042 | 2012-06-07 11:56:35 | 57.75 | 95% |
| 1780 | 2012-05-24 10:09:44 | 52.76 | 94% |
| 1326 | 2012-05-09 18:58:19 | 48.71 | 95% |
| 1142 | 2012-04-15 17:20:17 | 51.93 | 94% |
| 571 | 2012-03-12 20:38:27 | 47.32 | 92% |
| 465 | 2012-03-09 17:13:16 | 48.54 | 92% |