And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1796 | 2017-03-07 03:31:43 | 112.28 | 98% |
| 1523 | 2016-05-12 03:04:01 | 104.40 | 96% |
| 1292 | 2015-03-16 19:08:20 | 98.12 | 96% |
| 1206 | 2014-12-14 19:34:31 | 109.87 | 95% |
| 958 | 2014-11-25 18:25:44 | 93.85 | 95% |
| 615 | 2014-08-12 00:42:42 | 90.96 | 95% |
| 560 | 2014-08-01 20:21:13 | 86.65 | 92% |
| 446 | 2014-01-26 19:15:24 | 86.64 | 94% |