And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5818 | 2016-02-19 05:48:34 | 85.79 | 94% |
| 5381 | 2015-11-18 01:27:57 | 83.79 | 98% |
| 5109 | 2015-09-15 03:10:03 | 86.57 | 97% |
| 4964 | 2015-08-29 00:03:12 | 75.08 | 95% |
| 4950 | 2015-08-27 05:27:09 | 88.42 | 98% |
| 3873 | 2015-05-11 04:56:30 | 80.20 | 98% |
| 2695 | 2014-10-03 21:19:04 | 65.87 | 97% |
| 2379 | 2014-09-22 00:43:08 | 81.11 | 98% |
| 1780 | 2014-09-02 22:49:11 | 69.37 | 96% |
| 1721 | 2014-09-01 22:00:07 | 72.09 | 98% |
| 1400 | 2014-08-25 23:58:44 | 64.55 | 96% |
| 1166 | 2014-08-13 23:58:27 | 68.64 | 97% |
| 769 | 2014-08-06 20:50:15 | 56.86 | 96% |
| 634 | 2014-08-04 23:23:32 | 62.31 | 97% |
| 485 | 2014-08-01 20:21:46 | 53.79 | 95% |
| 460 | 2014-08-01 19:35:10 | 62.64 | 97% |