And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1321 | 2012-04-08 00:07:28 | 100.05 | 97% |
| 1248 | 2012-03-14 02:56:42 | 90.00 | 92% |
| 1143 | 2012-03-11 22:33:17 | 101.32 | 93% |
| 1107 | 2012-03-10 06:57:52 | 113.56 | 98% |
| 1041 | 2012-03-08 04:48:41 | 102.83 | 96% |
| 837 | 2012-02-27 21:11:04 | 96.71 | 94% |
| 681 | 2012-02-25 00:05:37 | 104.78 | 98% |