And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1075 | 2015-01-29 08:35:46 | 75.93 | 98% |
| 764 | 2014-12-23 07:10:10 | 79.62 | 97% |
| 652 | 2014-11-26 09:53:58 | 79.70 | 98% |
| 537 | 2011-07-09 09:31:57 | 78.78 | 99% |
| 321 | 2010-11-05 09:13:51 | 78.03 |