And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3845 | 2016-04-28 03:20:37 | 84.41 | 98% |
| 3586 | 2015-11-23 17:25:01 | 75.23 | 92% |
| 3115 | 2014-08-10 02:29:45 | 62.05 | 94% |
| 2850 | 2013-07-12 22:20:55 | 82.62 | 95% |
| 2250 | 2009-01-17 01:31:43 | 70.81 | |
| 2039 | 2008-12-20 14:35:16 | 67.88 | |
| 1747 | 2008-09-18 16:59:17 | 71.46 | |
| 1674 | 2008-09-16 14:57:10 | 60.14 | |
| 1571 | 2008-09-13 15:10:05 | 44.89 | |
| 1459 | 2008-09-11 13:20:24 | 54.68 | |
| 1171 | 2008-09-03 13:15:19 | 55.66 | |
| 1169 | 2008-09-03 13:11:04 | 58.73 | |
| 904 | 2008-08-30 01:38:13 | 56.78 | |
| 475 | 2008-08-21 16:32:33 | 54.75 | |
| 88 | 2008-08-11 23:40:37 | 49.35 |