And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3189 | 2011-04-24 12:58:52 | 71.31 | |
| 3178 | 2011-04-24 08:21:46 | 65.71 | |
| 3089 | 2010-08-23 03:58:36 | 63.65 | |
| 2866 | 2010-07-25 11:53:01 | 66.84 | |
| 2415 | 2010-04-12 15:28:43 | 61.67 | |
| 2388 | 2010-03-31 03:46:52 | 59.13 | |
| 2381 | 2010-03-22 04:51:10 | 59.30 | |
| 1982 | 2009-11-26 09:36:16 | 59.56 | |
| 1535 | 2009-10-31 09:42:36 | 56.62 | |
| 789 | 2009-10-07 08:05:56 | 51.49 | |
| 490 | 2009-09-29 08:17:34 | 48.02 |