And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 932 | 2015-01-06 22:45:10 | 114.41 | 97% |
| 738 | 2014-04-01 03:49:33 | 99.28 | 91% |
| 608 | 2013-08-28 23:05:59 | 96.38 | 89% |
| 183 | 2010-04-13 12:25:29 | 82.41 | |
| 72 | 2009-10-17 03:12:14 | 74.84 |