Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... |
120.58 |
1.0722 |
0.3269 |
164 |
1 |
120.58 |
2016-05-29 |
2. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
119.25 |
1.1242 |
0.2580 |
144 |
2 |
117.72 |
2016-04-14 |
3. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
118.92 |
1.1244 |
0.2545 |
164 |
1 |
118.92 |
2016-08-13 |
4. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
115.25 |
1.0511 |
0.2877 |
252 |
2 |
102.99 |
2016-05-29 |
5. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
114.20 |
1.0865 |
0.2394 |
237 |
2 |
108.82 |
2016-08-13 |
6. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
114.05 |
0.9756 |
0.3493 |
223 |
2 |
101.64 |
2016-08-13 |
7. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
112.11 |
1.0743 |
0.2269 |
297 |
2 |
99.20 |
2016-04-07 |
8. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
111.56 |
1.0481 |
0.2492 |
255 |
3 |
101.44 |
2016-08-13 |
9. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
110.49 |
1.0867 |
0.1944 |
171 |
1 |
110.49 |
2016-04-14 |
10. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
108.33 |
1.0567 |
0.2010 |
314 |
1 |
108.33 |
2016-08-13 |
11. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
108.23 |
1.0736 |
0.1880 |
256 |
3 |
98.38 |
2016-04-14 |
12. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
107.32 |
1.0320 |
0.2149 |
401 |
2 |
105.51 |
2016-05-29 |
13. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
107.15 |
1.0543 |
0.1887 |
182 |
2 |
81.00 |
2016-03-22 |
14. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
106.97 |
1.0901 |
0.1515 |
288 |
2 |
105.78 |
2016-08-13 |
15. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
106.96 |
1.0820 |
0.1580 |
409 |
1 |
106.96 |
2016-08-13 |
16. |
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... |
106.61 |
1.0682 |
0.1670 |
359 |
1 |
106.61 |
2023-08-14 |
17. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
106.53 |
1.1198 |
0.1162 |
247 |
2 |
81.74 |
2016-05-23 |
18. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
106.38 |
1.0543 |
0.1811 |
360 |
3 |
74.24 |
2016-03-22 |
19. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
105.93 |
1.0686 |
0.1608 |
354 |
1 |
105.93 |
2016-04-14 |
20. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
105.64 |
1.0617 |
0.1635 |
171 |
3 |
85.27 |
2016-04-14 |
21. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
105.47 |
1.0432 |
0.1808 |
276 |
2 |
98.24 |
2016-04-09 |
22. |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a... |
105.18 |
1.1301 |
0.0882 |
147 |
1 |
105.18 |
2016-03-22 |
23. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
104.84 |
1.0577 |
0.1580 |
200 |
2 |
96.48 |
2016-08-01 |
24. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
104.80 |
1.0419 |
0.1793 |
323 |
1 |
104.80 |
2016-03-22 |
25. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
104.57 |
1.0590 |
0.1545 |
250 |
1 |
104.57 |
2016-08-13 |
26. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
104.49 |
1.0135 |
0.2007 |
358 |
2 |
96.47 |
2016-08-01 |
27. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
104.39 |
0.9632 |
0.2493 |
287 |
1 |
104.39 |
2016-08-13 |
28. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
104.20 |
1.0450 |
0.1655 |
358 |
1 |
104.20 |
2016-04-14 |
29. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
103.95 |
1.0665 |
0.1387 |
196 |
1 |
103.95 |
2016-05-23 |
30. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
103.86 |
1.0576 |
0.1470 |
231 |
5 |
75.73 |
2016-08-01 |
31. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
103.66 |
0.9980 |
0.2063 |
295 |
1 |
103.66 |
2016-05-23 |
32. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
103.44 |
1.0060 |
0.1941 |
225 |
3 |
94.04 |
2016-08-13 |
33. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
103.27 |
1.0504 |
0.1513 |
225 |
3 |
81.40 |
2016-04-14 |
34. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
103.06 |
1.1685 |
0.0219 |
53 |
1 |
103.06 |
2017-03-15 |
35. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
102.88 |
1.0101 |
0.1839 |
336 |
2 |
93.61 |
2016-05-23 |
36. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
102.84 |
1.0291 |
0.1647 |
240 |
1 |
102.84 |
2016-05-29 |
37. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
102.79 |
1.1138 |
0.0848 |
341 |
3 |
98.80 |
2016-04-14 |
38. |
A sensitive and honest-minded man, if he's concerned about e... |
102.28 |
1.0009 |
0.1856 |
236 |
1 |
102.28 |
2016-04-07 |
39. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
102.18 |
1.0607 |
0.1250 |
357 |
2 |
79.38 |
2016-08-13 |
40. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
101.65 |
1.0588 |
0.1214 |
281 |
2 |
89.73 |
2016-05-25 |
41. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
101.44 |
1.0362 |
0.1420 |
437 |
1 |
101.44 |
2016-08-13 |
42. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
101.33 |
0.9841 |
0.1921 |
217 |
3 |
95.03 |
2016-08-13 |
43. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
100.87 |
1.0582 |
0.1112 |
180 |
1 |
100.87 |
2016-05-25 |
44. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
100.82 |
0.9866 |
0.1836 |
308 |
2 |
77.50 |
2016-03-22 |
45. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
100.67 |
1.0411 |
0.1273 |
341 |
3 |
93.35 |
2016-05-29 |
46. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
100.48 |
0.9574 |
0.2098 |
354 |
1 |
100.48 |
2016-05-29 |
47. |
Never give up on everything if one thing is too hard. Never ... |
99.95 |
1.0790 |
0.0795 |
323 |
1 |
99.95 |
2016-03-22 |
48. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
99.62 |
1.0243 |
0.1312 |
192 |
1 |
99.62 |
2016-05-29 |
49. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
99.32 |
1.0267 |
0.1274 |
261 |
3 |
80.93 |
2016-04-14 |
50. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
98.87 |
1.0408 |
0.1113 |
257 |
3 |
90.83 |
2016-08-01 |
51. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
98.47 |
1.0338 |
0.1145 |
277 |
2 |
93.20 |
2016-08-01 |
52. |
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you... |
98.21 |
1.0095 |
0.1281 |
458 |
1 |
98.21 |
2016-04-14 |
53. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
98.15 |
0.9027 |
0.2367 |
189 |
1 |
98.15 |
2016-04-14 |
54. |
I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in yo... |
97.99 |
0.9930 |
0.1432 |
286 |
1 |
97.99 |
2016-04-14 |
55. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
97.58 |
1.0071 |
0.1301 |
329 |
1 |
97.58 |
2016-04-14 |
56. |
The feeling of having no power over people and events is gen... |
97.54 |
0.9886 |
0.1431 |
384 |
1 |
97.54 |
2016-08-13 |
57. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
97.28 |
1.0877 |
0.0401 |
129 |
1 |
97.28 |
2014-11-27 |
58. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
97.16 |
0.9673 |
0.1610 |
292 |
1 |
97.16 |
2016-04-14 |
59. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
97.13 |
0.9479 |
0.1796 |
317 |
2 |
94.13 |
2016-08-13 |
60. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
96.75 |
0.9854 |
0.1414 |
174 |
3 |
90.75 |
2016-05-25 |
61. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
96.68 |
1.0346 |
0.0919 |
326 |
1 |
96.68 |
2016-04-14 |
62. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
96.28 |
1.0426 |
0.0733 |
131 |
1 |
96.28 |
2016-03-22 |
63. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
95.90 |
1.0211 |
0.0891 |
176 |
1 |
95.90 |
2016-08-13 |
64. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
95.82 |
0.9740 |
0.1384 |
371 |
1 |
95.82 |
2016-05-23 |
65. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
95.72 |
1.0509 |
0.0663 |
295 |
1 |
95.72 |
2016-04-14 |
66. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
95.59 |
0.9650 |
0.1447 |
347 |
2 |
95.11 |
2016-05-25 |
67. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
95.45 |
0.9604 |
0.1474 |
285 |
2 |
90.39 |
2016-08-13 |
68. |
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete trad... |
95.45 |
0.9814 |
0.1238 |
142 |
1 |
95.45 |
2023-08-14 |
69. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
95.44 |
1.0165 |
0.0915 |
316 |
2 |
72.83 |
2016-08-13 |
70. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
95.43 |
1.0507 |
0.0617 |
253 |
1 |
95.43 |
2016-04-14 |
71. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
95.19 |
1.0304 |
0.0803 |
257 |
2 |
82.01 |
2014-11-27 |
72. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
94.89 |
0.9873 |
0.1202 |
396 |
1 |
94.89 |
2016-03-22 |
73. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
94.89 |
0.9915 |
0.1096 |
281 |
1 |
94.89 |
2016-03-22 |
74. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
94.80 |
0.9922 |
0.1080 |
264 |
1 |
94.80 |
2016-03-22 |
75. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
94.66 |
1.0444 |
0.0572 |
487 |
1 |
94.66 |
2016-04-07 |
76. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
94.59 |
0.9359 |
0.1620 |
355 |
3 |
82.92 |
2016-08-01 |
77. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
94.40 |
1.0755 |
0.0238 |
243 |
2 |
85.06 |
2016-04-14 |
78. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
94.36 |
1.0287 |
0.0660 |
269 |
1 |
94.36 |
2016-08-01 |
79. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
94.27 |
0.9842 |
0.1104 |
335 |
1 |
94.27 |
2016-03-22 |
80. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
94.03 |
1.0557 |
0.0358 |
289 |
2 |
76.50 |
2016-04-14 |
81. |
Take care where you're going, doing all the things you do. E... |
93.83 |
1.0416 |
0.0455 |
289 |
1 |
93.83 |
2016-04-07 |
82. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
93.78 |
1.0418 |
0.0458 |
214 |
1 |
93.78 |
2016-03-13 |
83. |
He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... |
93.52 |
1.0461 |
0.0420 |
535 |
1 |
93.52 |
2016-04-07 |
84. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
93.48 |
0.9704 |
0.1144 |
254 |
4 |
72.72 |
2016-05-29 |
85. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
93.47 |
1.0195 |
0.0698 |
239 |
2 |
83.42 |
2016-03-22 |
86. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
93.37 |
0.9357 |
0.1476 |
204 |
2 |
80.11 |
2016-05-29 |
87. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
93.33 |
1.0697 |
0.0190 |
341 |
1 |
93.33 |
2016-08-01 |
88. |
Punishment and negative reinforcement are opposites. Punishm... |
93.28 |
1.0368 |
0.0457 |
338 |
1 |
93.28 |
2016-04-14 |
89. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
93.22 |
1.0392 |
0.0491 |
258 |
1 |
93.22 |
2016-03-22 |
90. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
93.22 |
1.0736 |
0.0078 |
350 |
2 |
76.72 |
2014-11-27 |
91. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
93.15 |
1.0092 |
0.0699 |
170 |
2 |
92.79 |
2016-03-22 |
92. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
93.09 |
0.9630 |
0.1211 |
379 |
1 |
93.09 |
2016-08-13 |
93. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
92.83 |
0.9985 |
0.0841 |
392 |
1 |
92.83 |
2016-04-07 |
94. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
92.82 |
1.0144 |
0.0683 |
162 |
2 |
86.12 |
2016-04-14 |
95. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
92.81 |
0.9918 |
0.0902 |
400 |
5 |
81.97 |
2016-08-13 |
96. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
92.80 |
0.9673 |
0.1106 |
393 |
1 |
92.80 |
2016-04-14 |
97. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
92.70 |
1.0672 |
0.0082 |
239 |
1 |
92.70 |
2016-08-13 |
98. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
92.36 |
0.9860 |
0.0844 |
326 |
1 |
92.36 |
2016-04-14 |
99. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
92.28 |
1.0471 |
0.0294 |
406 |
1 |
92.28 |
2016-08-01 |
100. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
92.26 |
1.0348 |
0.0342 |
245 |
1 |
92.26 |
2016-05-29 |
101. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
92.26 |
0.9451 |
0.1266 |
419 |
2 |
75.85 |
2016-04-14 |
102. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
92.21 |
1.0208 |
0.0494 |
231 |
3 |
79.10 |
2016-05-29 |
103. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
92.06 |
1.0189 |
0.0494 |
290 |
1 |
92.06 |
2016-03-13 |
104. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
91.79 |
0.9703 |
0.0960 |
394 |
1 |
91.79 |
2016-08-01 |
105. |
Very well, gentlemen. This, and maybe other similar things, ... |
91.77 |
1.0310 |
0.0335 |
464 |
1 |
91.77 |
2016-03-22 |
106. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
91.65 |
0.9658 |
0.0980 |
308 |
1 |
91.65 |
2016-04-14 |
107. |
But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... |
91.51 |
1.0185 |
0.0429 |
420 |
2 |
88.35 |
2016-04-14 |
108. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
91.37 |
0.9561 |
0.1067 |
291 |
2 |
66.40 |
2016-08-01 |
109. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
91.33 |
1.0543 |
0.0096 |
233 |
2 |
82.67 |
2016-04-14 |
110. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
91.14 |
1.0074 |
0.0560 |
410 |
1 |
91.14 |
2016-03-22 |
111. |
Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice... |
91.07 |
0.9610 |
0.0955 |
491 |
1 |
91.07 |
2016-04-09 |
112. |
Brick Top: "After you got six pieces, you gotta get rid of '... |
90.99 |
0.9386 |
0.1176 |
294 |
5 |
85.96 |
2016-05-25 |
113. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
90.84 |
1.0301 |
0.0234 |
268 |
1 |
90.84 |
2016-03-22 |
114. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
90.54 |
0.9329 |
0.1256 |
345 |
1 |
90.54 |
2016-08-13 |
115. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
90.41 |
1.0144 |
0.0408 |
356 |
1 |
90.41 |
2016-08-13 |
116. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
90.39 |
0.9380 |
0.1102 |
284 |
4 |
80.39 |
2016-08-01 |
117. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
90.34 |
1.0591 |
-0.0137 |
245 |
2 |
85.95 |
2016-05-23 |
118. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
90.32 |
0.9763 |
0.0717 |
143 |
2 |
62.41 |
2016-03-22 |
119. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
90.24 |
1.0018 |
0.0446 |
246 |
2 |
87.71 |
2016-05-29 |
120. |
The child is brought up in a culture where he or she simply ... |
90.20 |
1.0215 |
0.0237 |
356 |
2 |
89.10 |
2016-04-07 |
121. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
89.97 |
1.0461 |
0.0031 |
286 |
1 |
89.97 |
2016-04-14 |
122. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
89.88 |
1.0253 |
0.0179 |
337 |
1 |
89.88 |
2016-04-07 |
123. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
89.81 |
1.0403 |
0.0010 |
234 |
1 |
89.81 |
2014-11-27 |
124. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
89.71 |
0.9591 |
0.0881 |
428 |
2 |
87.21 |
2016-08-13 |
125. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
89.66 |
0.9785 |
0.0596 |
204 |
2 |
89.36 |
2016-04-14 |
126. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
89.41 |
0.9949 |
0.0485 |
304 |
1 |
89.41 |
2016-04-07 |
127. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
89.40 |
0.9976 |
0.0388 |
212 |
1 |
89.40 |
2016-04-14 |
128. |
Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through b... |
89.34 |
0.9332 |
0.1008 |
348 |
1 |
89.34 |
2016-04-14 |
129. |
Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn a... |
89.28 |
1.0403 |
-0.0053 |
541 |
1 |
89.28 |
2016-03-22 |
130. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
89.10 |
0.9682 |
0.0724 |
341 |
1 |
89.10 |
2016-05-25 |
131. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
89.04 |
0.9948 |
0.0376 |
233 |
3 |
74.83 |
2016-06-02 |
132. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
88.99 |
1.0791 |
-0.0422 |
259 |
2 |
87.37 |
2016-03-21 |
133. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
88.90 |
1.0192 |
0.0178 |
243 |
1 |
88.90 |
2016-08-13 |
134. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
88.79 |
0.9636 |
0.0668 |
281 |
2 |
81.61 |
2016-03-22 |
135. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
88.77 |
1.0194 |
0.0095 |
224 |
2 |
71.44 |
2016-05-25 |
136. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
88.69 |
1.0026 |
0.0341 |
200 |
2 |
81.75 |
2016-03-22 |
137. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
88.63 |
0.9603 |
0.0690 |
430 |
2 |
84.72 |
2016-04-14 |
138. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
88.62 |
1.0283 |
-0.0003 |
357 |
1 |
88.62 |
2016-03-22 |
139. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
88.49 |
0.9332 |
0.0937 |
267 |
1 |
88.49 |
2016-04-14 |
140. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
88.41 |
1.0264 |
-0.0016 |
191 |
1 |
88.41 |
2016-05-23 |
141. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
88.37 |
0.9243 |
0.1009 |
240 |
1 |
88.37 |
2016-04-14 |
142. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
88.31 |
0.9926 |
0.0380 |
413 |
2 |
85.13 |
2016-04-14 |
143. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
88.30 |
1.0052 |
0.0246 |
400 |
1 |
88.30 |
2016-03-22 |
144. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
88.29 |
1.0364 |
-0.0053 |
230 |
2 |
82.77 |
2016-05-29 |
145. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
88.15 |
0.9947 |
0.0348 |
346 |
1 |
88.15 |
2016-08-01 |
146. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
88.14 |
1.0067 |
0.0219 |
422 |
1 |
88.14 |
2016-05-23 |
147. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
88.08 |
0.9113 |
0.1169 |
318 |
1 |
88.08 |
2016-08-13 |
148. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
88.02 |
0.9864 |
0.0357 |
292 |
2 |
65.10 |
2016-05-29 |
149. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
87.84 |
0.9980 |
0.0273 |
341 |
3 |
77.08 |
2016-04-01 |
150. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
87.73 |
0.9500 |
0.0679 |
287 |
1 |
87.73 |
2016-05-25 |
151. |
Hope you're feeling better now, hope you got my letter, how ... |
87.60 |
1.0065 |
0.0153 |
251 |
1 |
87.60 |
2016-05-23 |
152. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
87.59 |
0.9936 |
0.0238 |
240 |
2 |
84.75 |
2016-08-13 |
153. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
87.51 |
1.1093 |
-0.0956 |
220 |
2 |
74.32 |
2016-03-13 |
154. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
87.46 |
1.0464 |
-0.0259 |
213 |
1 |
87.46 |
2016-04-09 |
155. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
87.01 |
0.9783 |
0.0385 |
273 |
1 |
87.01 |
2016-03-22 |
156. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
86.81 |
0.8936 |
0.1139 |
346 |
1 |
86.81 |
2016-04-14 |
157. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
86.81 |
0.9424 |
0.0659 |
320 |
2 |
81.96 |
2016-05-23 |
158. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
86.50 |
0.9930 |
0.0182 |
350 |
2 |
86.02 |
2016-05-23 |
159. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
86.48 |
1.0669 |
-0.0640 |
379 |
2 |
85.28 |
2015-03-24 |
160. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
86.37 |
0.9681 |
0.0348 |
392 |
1 |
86.37 |
2016-03-22 |
161. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
86.36 |
0.9271 |
0.0749 |
295 |
1 |
86.36 |
2016-05-25 |
162. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
86.33 |
0.9726 |
0.0298 |
396 |
3 |
62.61 |
2016-03-13 |
163. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
86.23 |
0.9851 |
0.0204 |
237 |
1 |
86.23 |
2016-08-13 |
164. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
86.15 |
0.8656 |
0.1348 |
242 |
3 |
55.80 |
2016-03-22 |
165. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
86.15 |
1.0067 |
-0.0086 |
188 |
1 |
86.15 |
2016-04-14 |
166. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
85.46 |
0.9434 |
0.0491 |
367 |
1 |
85.46 |
2016-04-14 |
167. |
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It ... |
85.37 |
1.0201 |
-0.0304 |
261 |
1 |
85.37 |
2016-04-07 |
168. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
85.30 |
1.0218 |
-0.0329 |
222 |
2 |
82.62 |
2016-08-13 |
169. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
85.23 |
1.0628 |
-0.0738 |
363 |
1 |
85.23 |
2016-03-22 |
170. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
84.97 |
1.0006 |
-0.0147 |
311 |
2 |
81.91 |
2016-04-14 |
171. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
84.85 |
1.0125 |
-0.0296 |
171 |
2 |
80.14 |
2016-04-14 |
172. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
84.62 |
0.9809 |
0.0001 |
209 |
2 |
64.74 |
2014-11-27 |
173. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
84.53 |
0.9561 |
0.0251 |
362 |
1 |
84.53 |
2016-04-14 |
174. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
84.52 |
1.0404 |
-0.0597 |
406 |
1 |
84.52 |
2016-03-22 |
175. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
84.50 |
1.0125 |
-0.0329 |
232 |
1 |
84.50 |
2014-11-27 |
176. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
84.26 |
0.9932 |
-0.0090 |
281 |
3 |
66.90 |
2016-03-22 |
177. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
84.13 |
1.0035 |
-0.0282 |
310 |
2 |
67.42 |
2016-04-14 |
178. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
83.82 |
0.9644 |
0.0090 |
398 |
1 |
83.82 |
2016-04-14 |
179. |
Love in the nineties is paranoid. On sunny beaches, take you... |
83.51 |
1.0497 |
-0.0854 |
231 |
1 |
83.51 |
2019-05-08 |
180. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
83.45 |
0.8328 |
0.1397 |
343 |
1 |
83.45 |
2016-04-14 |
181. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
83.35 |
1.0777 |
-0.1120 |
226 |
3 |
67.05 |
2014-11-27 |
182. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
83.34 |
0.9194 |
0.0523 |
360 |
1 |
83.34 |
2016-04-14 |
183. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
83.11 |
0.9145 |
0.0507 |
404 |
2 |
79.81 |
2016-04-14 |
184. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
82.96 |
1.0665 |
-0.0994 |
210 |
1 |
82.96 |
2016-03-22 |
185. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
82.71 |
0.9019 |
0.0569 |
431 |
1 |
82.71 |
2016-03-22 |
186. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
82.53 |
0.9829 |
-0.0258 |
229 |
1 |
82.53 |
2016-04-14 |
187. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
82.49 |
1.0414 |
-0.0855 |
234 |
1 |
82.49 |
2016-05-29 |
188. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
82.24 |
1.0845 |
-0.1314 |
212 |
1 |
82.24 |
2014-11-27 |
189. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
82.22 |
0.8955 |
0.0636 |
436 |
1 |
82.22 |
2016-03-22 |
190. |
Protozoa are a large group of unicellular animals (nonphotos... |
81.74 |
0.7752 |
0.1759 |
233 |
1 |
81.74 |
2019-05-08 |
191. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
81.73 |
1.0521 |
-0.1060 |
197 |
1 |
81.73 |
2014-11-27 |
192. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
81.64 |
0.9762 |
-0.0285 |
249 |
2 |
77.70 |
2016-04-14 |
193. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
81.54 |
0.8913 |
0.0545 |
201 |
1 |
81.54 |
2016-04-14 |
194. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
81.42 |
0.9284 |
0.0167 |
346 |
1 |
81.42 |
2016-03-22 |
195. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
81.39 |
1.0243 |
-0.0738 |
153 |
1 |
81.39 |
2014-11-27 |
196. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
81.25 |
0.8880 |
0.0557 |
296 |
1 |
81.25 |
2016-05-29 |
197. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
80.94 |
1.0028 |
-0.0647 |
259 |
1 |
80.94 |
2016-04-07 |
198. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
80.91 |
0.8666 |
0.0720 |
206 |
1 |
80.91 |
2016-03-22 |
199. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
80.66 |
0.9265 |
0.0092 |
254 |
2 |
63.46 |
2016-05-29 |
200. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
80.46 |
1.0464 |
-0.1138 |
294 |
1 |
80.46 |
2016-03-22 |
201. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
80.19 |
0.8986 |
0.0315 |
205 |
2 |
64.52 |
2016-05-23 |
202. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
80.12 |
1.0969 |
-0.1675 |
303 |
1 |
80.12 |
2014-11-27 |
203. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
80.03 |
0.9804 |
-0.0480 |
227 |
1 |
80.03 |
2016-03-22 |
204. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
79.18 |
1.0600 |
-0.1417 |
351 |
1 |
79.18 |
2014-11-27 |
205. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
78.90 |
0.8794 |
0.0372 |
427 |
1 |
78.90 |
2016-04-14 |
206. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
78.84 |
0.9536 |
-0.0332 |
311 |
2 |
71.76 |
2016-04-14 |
207. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
78.76 |
1.0042 |
-0.0916 |
168 |
1 |
78.76 |
2016-05-23 |
208. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
78.45 |
0.9114 |
0.0000 |
399 |
1 |
78.45 |
2016-05-23 |
209. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
78.33 |
0.9123 |
0.0028 |
351 |
2 |
75.10 |
2014-11-27 |
210. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
78.31 |
1.0315 |
-0.1204 |
193 |
1 |
78.31 |
2014-11-27 |
211. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
78.21 |
1.0346 |
-0.1281 |
363 |
1 |
78.21 |
2016-05-25 |
212. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
77.94 |
0.9775 |
-0.0672 |
473 |
1 |
77.94 |
2014-11-27 |
213. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
77.92 |
1.0279 |
-0.1256 |
172 |
1 |
77.92 |
2016-05-29 |
214. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
77.82 |
0.9271 |
-0.0242 |
323 |
2 |
63.39 |
2016-04-07 |
215. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
77.79 |
0.9157 |
-0.0080 |
353 |
1 |
77.79 |
2016-03-22 |
216. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
77.73 |
1.0227 |
-0.1209 |
378 |
1 |
77.73 |
2016-03-22 |
217. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
77.40 |
1.0132 |
-0.1158 |
371 |
1 |
77.40 |
2014-11-27 |
218. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
77.01 |
1.0800 |
-0.1887 |
129 |
1 |
77.01 |
2014-11-27 |
219. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
76.62 |
1.0199 |
-0.1324 |
225 |
1 |
76.62 |
2014-11-27 |
220. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
76.18 |
0.9839 |
-0.1003 |
308 |
1 |
76.18 |
2014-11-27 |
221. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
75.87 |
0.8787 |
0.0048 |
443 |
1 |
75.87 |
2016-03-13 |
222. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
75.31 |
0.9631 |
-0.0895 |
273 |
3 |
56.56 |
2016-03-22 |
223. |
So, ahem, how much is it, then, Tom? - You know how much, Ni... |
75.29 |
0.8869 |
-0.0131 |
607 |
1 |
75.29 |
2016-08-13 |
224. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
75.17 |
0.9797 |
-0.1033 |
269 |
1 |
75.17 |
2014-11-27 |
225. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
75.08 |
0.9791 |
-0.1093 |
154 |
2 |
60.08 |
2014-11-27 |
226. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
75.03 |
0.9011 |
-0.0299 |
322 |
1 |
75.03 |
2016-04-07 |
227. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
74.32 |
1.0010 |
-0.1339 |
213 |
1 |
74.32 |
2016-03-22 |
228. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
73.85 |
1.0124 |
-0.1494 |
275 |
1 |
73.85 |
2016-03-22 |
229. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
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0.9524 |
-0.0932 |
410 |
1 |
73.77 |
2014-11-27 |
230. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
73.01 |
1.0036 |
-0.1571 |
277 |
1 |
73.01 |
2014-11-27 |
231. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
72.31 |
0.8393 |
0.0064 |
256 |
1 |
72.31 |
2016-08-01 |
232. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
71.61 |
1.0079 |
-0.1783 |
273 |
2 |
57.06 |
2014-11-27 |
233. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
70.95 |
0.9046 |
-0.0757 |
448 |
1 |
70.95 |
2016-04-09 |
234. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
70.90 |
0.8830 |
-0.0608 |
300 |
1 |
70.90 |
2014-11-27 |
235. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
70.47 |
0.9678 |
-0.1500 |
392 |
1 |
70.47 |
2014-11-27 |
236. |
"Look, you hassle me, you see what happens," Tyrone makes to... |
70.42 |
0.8294 |
-0.0160 |
468 |
1 |
70.42 |
2016-04-07 |
237. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
70.39 |
0.8778 |
-0.0607 |
285 |
1 |
70.39 |
2014-11-27 |
238. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
69.51 |
0.9676 |
-0.1561 |
247 |
1 |
69.51 |
2014-11-27 |
239. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
69.48 |
1.1095 |
-0.2995 |
252 |
1 |
69.48 |
2011-02-06 |
240. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
68.82 |
1.0178 |
-0.2205 |
207 |
1 |
68.82 |
2014-11-27 |
241. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
68.33 |
1.0304 |
-0.2393 |
256 |
1 |
68.33 |
2011-02-06 |
242. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
67.76 |
0.9332 |
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2014-11-27 |
243. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
66.80 |
0.9136 |
-0.1387 |
348 |
1 |
66.80 |
2014-11-27 |
244. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night." Avi:... |
66.63 |
0.7963 |
-0.0207 |
415 |
1 |
66.63 |
2016-03-22 |
245. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
64.52 |
1.0538 |
-0.3002 |
367 |
1 |
64.52 |
2011-02-06 |
246. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
63.25 |
1.0063 |
-0.2674 |
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1 |
63.25 |
2011-02-06 |
247. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
62.50 |
1.0540 |
-0.3310 |
184 |
2 |
60.98 |
2010-03-30 |
248. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
61.72 |
0.8172 |
-0.1029 |
204 |
2 |
58.81 |
2016-04-14 |
249. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
61.69 |
0.9719 |
-0.2620 |
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1 |
61.69 |
2016-03-22 |
250. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
61.12 |
0.9765 |
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2014-11-27 |
251. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
61.09 |
1.0561 |
-0.3497 |
227 |
1 |
61.09 |
2011-02-06 |
252. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
59.49 |
0.8964 |
-0.2077 |
199 |
1 |
59.49 |
2014-11-27 |
253. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
59.29 |
1.0654 |
-0.3798 |
247 |
1 |
59.29 |
2011-03-24 |
254. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
57.72 |
1.0094 |
-0.3412 |
256 |
1 |
57.72 |
2011-02-06 |
255. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
57.23 |
0.9408 |
-0.2785 |
177 |
1 |
57.23 |
2014-11-27 |
256. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
56.44 |
0.9402 |
-0.2867 |
310 |
2 |
52.90 |
2011-02-06 |
257. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
56.17 |
1.0476 |
-0.4010 |
110 |
1 |
56.17 |
2010-03-30 |
258. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
55.08 |
0.9614 |
-0.3230 |
195 |
1 |
55.08 |
2011-02-06 |
259. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
54.44 |
0.9422 |
-0.3132 |
190 |
1 |
54.44 |
2011-02-06 |
260. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
53.00 |
0.8721 |
-0.2511 |
231 |
1 |
53.00 |
2011-02-06 |
261. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
52.44 |
0.9338 |
-0.3185 |
326 |
2 |
51.42 |
2011-02-06 |
262. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
51.58 |
0.9841 |
-0.3792 |
325 |
2 |
48.32 |
2010-03-30 |
263. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
51.46 |
1.0059 |
-0.4107 |
283 |
2 |
47.92 |
2011-02-06 |
264. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
51.37 |
0.9143 |
-0.3201 |
300 |
1 |
51.37 |
2011-02-06 |
265. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
50.81 |
0.9989 |
-0.4046 |
282 |
1 |
50.81 |
2010-03-30 |
266. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
49.73 |
1.0493 |
-0.4675 |
264 |
1 |
49.73 |
2010-03-30 |
267. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
48.65 |
0.9727 |
-0.4094 |
442 |
1 |
48.65 |
2011-03-24 |
268. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
47.75 |
1.0060 |
-0.4471 |
244 |
2 |
46.11 |
2011-03-24 |
269. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
47.59 |
0.9583 |
-0.4081 |
237 |
1 |
47.59 |
2010-03-30 |
270. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
46.81 |
0.9206 |
-0.3793 |
317 |
1 |
46.81 |
2011-02-06 |
271. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
46.58 |
0.9598 |
-0.4160 |
209 |
1 |
46.58 |
2010-03-30 |
272. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
45.35 |
0.9873 |
-0.4633 |
274 |
1 |
45.35 |
2010-03-30 |
273. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
43.67 |
0.9709 |
-0.4662 |
264 |
1 |
43.67 |
2010-03-30 |
274. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
41.69 |
0.9952 |
-0.5139 |
220 |
1 |
41.69 |
2010-03-30 |
275. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
41.18 |
0.9909 |
-0.5155 |
293 |
1 |
41.18 |
2010-03-30 |
276. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
40.08 |
0.9807 |
-0.5201 |
129 |
1 |
40.08 |
2011-02-06 |