Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
103.41 |
1.0561 |
0.1503 |
227 |
1 |
103.41 |
2011-06-02 |
2. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
99.54 |
1.0320 |
0.1368 |
401 |
1 |
99.54 |
2011-06-03 |
3. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
98.37 |
1.0090 |
0.1457 |
300 |
1 |
98.37 |
2011-07-14 |
4. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
97.48 |
1.0464 |
0.0972 |
294 |
1 |
97.48 |
2011-06-02 |
5. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
96.36 |
0.8986 |
0.2252 |
205 |
2 |
91.43 |
2011-06-05 |
6. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
96.05 |
1.1138 |
0.0165 |
341 |
1 |
96.05 |
2011-06-02 |
7. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
95.75 |
1.0208 |
0.0974 |
231 |
1 |
95.75 |
2011-06-01 |
8. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
94.84 |
1.0086 |
0.0947 |
218 |
1 |
94.84 |
2011-06-02 |
9. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
94.78 |
1.0501 |
0.0575 |
263 |
1 |
94.78 |
2011-06-02 |
10. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
94.48 |
0.9991 |
0.1037 |
339 |
1 |
94.48 |
2011-06-01 |
11. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
94.37 |
1.0521 |
0.0444 |
197 |
1 |
94.37 |
2011-06-02 |
12. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
93.47 |
0.9981 |
0.0925 |
211 |
1 |
93.47 |
2011-06-02 |
13. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
92.95 |
1.0288 |
0.0519 |
166 |
1 |
92.95 |
2011-06-01 |
14. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
92.94 |
0.9680 |
0.1174 |
256 |
2 |
89.15 |
2011-06-02 |
15. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
92.88 |
1.0132 |
0.0720 |
371 |
1 |
92.88 |
2011-06-02 |
16. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
91.97 |
1.0227 |
0.0573 |
378 |
1 |
91.97 |
2011-06-01 |
17. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
91.86 |
1.0304 |
0.0393 |
256 |
1 |
91.86 |
2011-06-01 |
18. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
91.56 |
1.0426 |
0.0225 |
131 |
3 |
87.24 |
2011-06-01 |
19. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
91.34 |
0.9763 |
0.0897 |
143 |
1 |
91.34 |
2011-06-01 |
20. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
90.30 |
0.9598 |
0.0967 |
209 |
1 |
90.30 |
2011-06-02 |
21. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
89.51 |
0.9841 |
0.0576 |
217 |
1 |
89.51 |
2011-06-01 |
22. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
88.64 |
1.0291 |
0.0036 |
240 |
1 |
88.64 |
2011-06-01 |
23. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
88.29 |
0.9299 |
0.0924 |
168 |
1 |
88.29 |
2011-06-02 |
24. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
88.08 |
0.9974 |
0.0269 |
163 |
1 |
88.08 |
2011-06-01 |
25. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
87.60 |
1.0069 |
0.0190 |
242 |
1 |
87.60 |
2011-06-01 |
26. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
87.59 |
0.9403 |
0.0909 |
307 |
1 |
87.59 |
2011-06-02 |
27. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
87.51 |
0.9403 |
0.0939 |
345 |
1 |
87.51 |
2011-06-02 |
28. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
87.43 |
0.9827 |
0.0388 |
314 |
1 |
87.43 |
2011-06-02 |
29. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
87.20 |
0.9660 |
0.0590 |
258 |
2 |
83.80 |
2011-06-02 |
30. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
87.03 |
1.0487 |
-0.0350 |
253 |
1 |
87.03 |
2011-06-02 |
31. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
86.86 |
1.0234 |
-0.0054 |
392 |
1 |
86.86 |
2011-06-01 |
32. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
86.34 |
1.0028 |
0.0039 |
259 |
1 |
86.34 |
2011-06-01 |
33. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
85.73 |
0.9873 |
0.0238 |
396 |
1 |
85.73 |
2011-06-01 |
34. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
85.68 |
0.9676 |
0.0375 |
247 |
1 |
85.68 |
2011-06-02 |
35. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
84.10 |
0.9541 |
0.0280 |
236 |
1 |
84.10 |
2011-06-01 |
36. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
84.08 |
0.9332 |
0.0481 |
267 |
1 |
84.08 |
2011-06-02 |
37. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
84.03 |
1.0504 |
-0.0678 |
225 |
1 |
84.03 |
2011-06-02 |
38. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
83.52 |
1.1198 |
-0.1461 |
247 |
1 |
83.52 |
2011-06-02 |
39. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
83.40 |
0.9761 |
0.0017 |
227 |
1 |
83.40 |
2011-06-02 |
40. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
83.32 |
0.9591 |
0.0278 |
428 |
1 |
83.32 |
2011-06-01 |
41. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
82.69 |
1.0640 |
-0.0933 |
210 |
1 |
82.69 |
2011-06-01 |
42. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
81.99 |
0.9673 |
-0.0084 |
292 |
1 |
81.99 |
2011-06-01 |
43. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
81.54 |
0.9678 |
-0.0121 |
392 |
1 |
81.54 |
2011-06-01 |
44. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
81.30 |
0.9952 |
-0.0442 |
220 |
1 |
81.30 |
2011-06-01 |
45. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
80.40 |
0.9841 |
-0.0347 |
325 |
1 |
80.40 |
2011-09-26 |
46. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
80.40 |
0.9011 |
0.0401 |
322 |
1 |
80.40 |
2011-06-01 |
47. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
79.66 |
0.8880 |
0.0414 |
296 |
1 |
79.66 |
2011-06-01 |
48. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
79.30 |
0.9503 |
-0.0319 |
211 |
1 |
79.30 |
2011-06-01 |
49. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
79.20 |
1.0883 |
-0.1580 |
189 |
1 |
79.20 |
2011-06-01 |
50. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
79.18 |
1.0124 |
-0.0834 |
275 |
1 |
79.18 |
2011-06-01 |
51. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
79.05 |
0.9434 |
-0.0167 |
367 |
2 |
77.94 |
2011-06-05 |
52. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
78.27 |
0.9709 |
-0.0592 |
264 |
1 |
78.27 |
2011-06-02 |
53. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
78.10 |
0.9762 |
-0.0652 |
249 |
2 |
75.74 |
2011-06-05 |
54. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
77.66 |
0.9324 |
-0.0139 |
440 |
1 |
77.66 |
2011-06-01 |
55. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
77.60 |
0.9377 |
-0.0248 |
198 |
1 |
77.60 |
2011-06-01 |
56. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
76.91 |
1.0399 |
-0.1379 |
257 |
1 |
76.91 |
2011-06-01 |
57. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
76.23 |
0.9479 |
-0.0571 |
317 |
1 |
76.23 |
2011-06-02 |
58. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
75.32 |
0.8986 |
-0.0152 |
363 |
1 |
75.32 |
2011-06-01 |
59. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
75.05 |
0.9354 |
-0.0491 |
384 |
1 |
75.05 |
2011-09-26 |
60. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
74.68 |
1.0682 |
-0.1962 |
266 |
1 |
74.68 |
2011-10-01 |
61. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
73.24 |
0.9357 |
-0.0839 |
204 |
1 |
73.24 |
2011-06-01 |
62. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
70.44 |
1.0576 |
-0.2393 |
231 |
1 |
70.44 |
2011-06-01 |
63. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
67.59 |
0.8437 |
-0.0568 |
268 |
1 |
67.59 |
2011-06-02 |
64. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
64.97 |
0.9719 |
-0.2079 |
383 |
1 |
64.97 |
2011-06-01 |
65. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
63.20 |
0.9852 |
-0.2498 |
235 |
1 |
63.20 |
2011-06-02 |