| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
78.08 |
1.0832 |
0.1980 |
147 |
1 |
78.08 |
2021-02-01 |
| 2. |
I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the wo... |
76.78 |
1.0955 |
0.1609 |
163 |
1 |
76.78 |
2021-01-27 |
| 3. |
You shared something horrible with me, gave me no time to pr... |
76.75 |
1.0856 |
0.1723 |
170 |
1 |
76.75 |
2020-07-27 |
| 4. |
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... |
75.30 |
1.0854 |
0.1472 |
190 |
1 |
75.30 |
2020-07-28 |
| 5. |
For the days of my life have vanished like smoke, and my bon... |
75.29 |
1.0716 |
0.1593 |
178 |
1 |
75.29 |
2021-02-01 |
| 6. |
There is a theory, for which there is much to be said, that ... |
74.53 |
1.0562 |
0.1384 |
145 |
1 |
74.53 |
2021-01-28 |
| 7. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
73.17 |
1.1070 |
0.0895 |
265 |
1 |
73.17 |
2020-07-27 |
| 8. |
I've always loved you, and when you love someone, you love t... |
71.71 |
1.0900 |
0.0095 |
136 |
1 |
71.71 |
2020-07-25 |
| 9. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
71.10 |
1.1455 |
0.0186 |
149 |
1 |
71.10 |
2021-01-28 |
| 10. |
She would follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her hea... |
70.74 |
1.0973 |
0.0679 |
223 |
1 |
70.74 |
2020-07-27 |
| 11. |
When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your though... |
70.67 |
1.0469 |
0.0942 |
170 |
1 |
70.67 |
2021-02-01 |
| 12. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
70.33 |
1.0493 |
0.1058 |
162 |
1 |
70.33 |
2020-08-14 |
| 13. |
There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no plac... |
70.15 |
1.0752 |
0.0676 |
299 |
1 |
70.15 |
2021-02-01 |
| 14. |
The key to investing is not how much an industry will affect... |
70.09 |
1.0424 |
0.0937 |
151 |
1 |
70.09 |
2020-07-25 |
| 15. |
The painter will produce pictures of little merit if he take... |
70.02 |
1.0635 |
0.0807 |
193 |
1 |
70.02 |
2020-07-27 |
| 16. |
Haven't you ever happened to come across in a book some vagu... |
70.01 |
1.0311 |
0.1116 |
190 |
1 |
70.01 |
2021-02-01 |
| 17. |
For it is said that humans are never satisfied, that you giv... |
69.69 |
1.0868 |
0.0402 |
284 |
2 |
67.14 |
2021-01-30 |
| 18. |
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete trad... |
69.59 |
0.9814 |
0.1634 |
142 |
1 |
69.59 |
2021-02-03 |
| 19. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
69.55 |
1.1244 |
0.0162 |
164 |
2 |
68.59 |
2021-02-01 |
| 20. |
The rich had been assured of his wealth and comfort, the toi... |
69.43 |
0.9941 |
0.1096 |
196 |
1 |
69.43 |
2020-07-28 |
| 21. |
Court reporters are required to complete a specialized train... |
69.38 |
1.0100 |
0.1167 |
242 |
1 |
69.38 |
2020-07-29 |
| 22. |
Give me a run for my money. There is nobody, no one to outru... |
69.25 |
0.8928 |
0.2044 |
157 |
1 |
69.25 |
2020-07-31 |
| 23. |
You can't see the changes we see, we who have been with him ... |
69.23 |
1.0887 |
0.0491 |
166 |
1 |
69.23 |
2021-01-27 |
| 24. |
It's disgusting and actually the only honourable course of a... |
69.04 |
0.9947 |
0.1134 |
148 |
1 |
69.04 |
2021-02-01 |
| 25. |
The robins were singing vespers in the high tree-tops, filli... |
68.85 |
1.0214 |
0.1112 |
287 |
1 |
68.85 |
2020-07-28 |
| 26. |
But what leaves us out of breath the most isn't the moments ... |
68.77 |
1.0673 |
0.0401 |
482 |
1 |
68.77 |
2020-07-27 |
| 27. |
He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... |
68.77 |
1.1026 |
0.0290 |
212 |
1 |
68.77 |
2021-02-01 |
| 28. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
68.67 |
1.0320 |
0.0975 |
401 |
1 |
68.67 |
2020-07-27 |
| 29. |
The naked cannot clothe the poor in spirit with oxygen, and ... |
68.65 |
1.0360 |
0.0897 |
203 |
1 |
68.65 |
2020-07-27 |
| 30. |
The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the a... |
68.60 |
1.0296 |
0.0953 |
247 |
1 |
68.60 |
2020-07-30 |
| 31. |
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is... |
68.59 |
1.0405 |
0.0566 |
293 |
1 |
68.59 |
2021-02-01 |
| 32. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
68.56 |
1.0511 |
0.0725 |
252 |
1 |
68.56 |
2021-01-27 |
| 33. |
Shreds of black cloud loom in overcast skies. The Necromance... |
68.51 |
0.9541 |
0.1403 |
196 |
1 |
68.51 |
2020-07-27 |
| 34. |
His sympathy made tears spring to Lina's eyes. Doon looked s... |
68.48 |
0.9687 |
0.1387 |
456 |
1 |
68.48 |
2020-07-28 |
| 35. |
I had been right, I was still right, I was always right. I h... |
68.35 |
1.1288 |
-0.0073 |
221 |
1 |
68.35 |
2020-07-26 |
| 36. |
We look not at the things which are what you would call seen... |
68.30 |
1.1443 |
-0.0222 |
190 |
1 |
68.30 |
2021-02-01 |
| 37. |
For a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his bre... |
67.59 |
1.0141 |
0.1018 |
273 |
1 |
67.59 |
2021-01-27 |
| 38. |
Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of pri... |
67.37 |
1.0475 |
0.0500 |
310 |
1 |
67.37 |
2021-02-01 |
| 39. |
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground, try t... |
67.26 |
0.9810 |
0.0839 |
184 |
1 |
67.26 |
2020-07-28 |
| 40. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
67.23 |
1.1063 |
-0.0007 |
188 |
1 |
67.23 |
2021-01-27 |
| 41. |
The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This... |
67.17 |
1.0837 |
0.0189 |
229 |
1 |
67.17 |
2020-07-28 |
| 42. |
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... |
66.97 |
1.1448 |
-0.0404 |
144 |
1 |
66.97 |
2020-08-14 |
| 43. |
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens... |
66.97 |
1.0679 |
0.0332 |
548 |
1 |
66.97 |
2021-01-28 |
| 44. |
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From w... |
66.96 |
1.0640 |
0.0155 |
248 |
2 |
62.60 |
2021-01-28 |
| 45. |
Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings. Feelings l... |
66.86 |
1.0471 |
0.0358 |
338 |
1 |
66.86 |
2020-07-27 |
| 46. |
I think that those two people want to be together. I think t... |
66.82 |
1.1022 |
-0.0080 |
216 |
1 |
66.82 |
2021-02-01 |
| 47. |
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and a... |
66.79 |
0.9902 |
0.1050 |
305 |
1 |
66.79 |
2020-07-27 |
| 48. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
66.18 |
1.0479 |
0.0332 |
205 |
1 |
66.18 |
2021-01-28 |
| 49. |
Just thinking about her made him warm inside. No longer did ... |
66.06 |
1.0490 |
0.0127 |
414 |
1 |
66.06 |
2021-02-03 |
| 50. |
Neal, the board is deciding whether to release you from your... |
66.00 |
1.0188 |
0.0590 |
194 |
1 |
66.00 |
2020-07-26 |
| 51. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
65.87 |
1.0302 |
0.0579 |
320 |
1 |
65.87 |
2021-01-28 |
| 52. |
The key goals in user-interface design are increase in speed... |
65.79 |
1.0343 |
0.0520 |
239 |
1 |
65.79 |
2020-07-26 |
| 53. |
I came back home from work tonight and saw you there, with a... |
65.78 |
1.0253 |
0.0106 |
197 |
1 |
65.78 |
2021-01-24 |
| 54. |
The big final rule for the comma is one that you won't find ... |
65.67 |
1.0186 |
0.0390 |
323 |
2 |
64.68 |
2020-07-26 |
| 55. |
There are things waiting in the darkness. Creatures of metal... |
65.59 |
1.0642 |
0.0074 |
350 |
1 |
65.59 |
2020-07-26 |
| 56. |
Desmond? I heard your name once before Desmond, a long time ... |
65.47 |
0.9949 |
0.0565 |
679 |
1 |
65.47 |
2020-07-28 |
| 57. |
People are made of stories. Our memories are not the imparti... |
65.44 |
1.0061 |
0.0112 |
169 |
1 |
65.44 |
2021-01-30 |
| 58. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
65.25 |
0.9010 |
0.1689 |
266 |
1 |
65.25 |
2021-02-03 |
| 59. |
So can we be friends sweetly before the mystery ends? I love... |
64.97 |
0.9550 |
0.0793 |
183 |
1 |
64.97 |
2020-07-27 |
| 60. |
Every single night the same arrangement. I go out and fight ... |
64.91 |
1.0407 |
0.0260 |
334 |
1 |
64.91 |
2021-02-01 |
| 61. |
Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in ... |
64.71 |
0.9894 |
0.0607 |
180 |
1 |
64.71 |
2020-07-25 |
| 62. |
With all due respect ma'am, I'm done wasting my breath on yo... |
64.65 |
1.0277 |
0.0283 |
228 |
1 |
64.65 |
2021-02-01 |
| 63. |
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... |
64.52 |
1.0355 |
0.0142 |
237 |
1 |
64.52 |
2021-01-27 |
| 64. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
64.27 |
1.0657 |
-0.0138 |
192 |
1 |
64.27 |
2020-07-25 |
| 65. |
Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and ... |
64.21 |
1.0154 |
0.0102 |
213 |
1 |
64.21 |
2021-01-27 |
| 66. |
It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. T... |
64.08 |
1.0537 |
-0.0101 |
206 |
1 |
64.08 |
2020-07-28 |
| 67. |
But I try not to think with my gut. If I'm serious about und... |
64.01 |
1.0595 |
-0.0335 |
186 |
1 |
64.01 |
2021-01-27 |
| 68. |
I've met a lot of talented people over the years. How many o... |
63.97 |
0.9857 |
0.0422 |
507 |
1 |
63.97 |
2020-07-29 |
| 69. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
63.93 |
1.0512 |
0.0012 |
323 |
1 |
63.93 |
2020-07-27 |
| 70. |
Brother, I'm not depressed and haven't lost spirit. Life eve... |
63.93 |
0.9946 |
0.0272 |
344 |
1 |
63.93 |
2020-07-26 |
| 71. |
You had to kill the conversation, you always had the upper h... |
63.73 |
1.0705 |
-0.0496 |
311 |
1 |
63.73 |
2020-07-26 |
| 72. |
Every day that I don't beg Cardan for forgiveness over a feu... |
63.73 |
1.0156 |
0.0085 |
314 |
1 |
63.73 |
2021-02-01 |
| 73. |
While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costum... |
63.70 |
0.9192 |
0.0963 |
264 |
1 |
63.70 |
2020-07-27 |
| 74. |
Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family... |
63.70 |
1.0010 |
0.0191 |
157 |
1 |
63.70 |
2021-01-28 |
| 75. |
Topology is generally considered to be one of the three linc... |
63.56 |
0.9043 |
0.1227 |
396 |
1 |
63.56 |
2020-07-27 |
| 76. |
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. I loo... |
63.45 |
1.0257 |
-0.0002 |
240 |
1 |
63.45 |
2021-02-01 |
| 77. |
He didn't teach you how to win, he taught you how not to los... |
63.42 |
0.9461 |
0.0581 |
283 |
1 |
63.42 |
2020-07-30 |
| 78. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
63.42 |
1.0819 |
-0.0469 |
216 |
1 |
63.42 |
2020-07-22 |
| 79. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
63.40 |
0.9402 |
0.0947 |
310 |
1 |
63.40 |
2020-07-28 |
| 80. |
I don't care if they like me. I didn't come here to make fri... |
63.36 |
1.0411 |
-0.0505 |
187 |
1 |
63.36 |
2020-07-29 |
| 81. |
Oh dear god, I don't feel alive. When you're cut short of mi... |
63.27 |
0.9708 |
0.0327 |
262 |
1 |
63.27 |
2020-07-25 |
| 82. |
I deserve it all. Let the cold world do its worst; one thing... |
63.12 |
1.0239 |
-0.0066 |
328 |
1 |
63.12 |
2021-01-28 |
| 83. |
The second component necessary for expressing ourselves is f... |
62.96 |
0.9155 |
0.0980 |
479 |
1 |
62.96 |
2020-07-27 |
| 84. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
62.83 |
1.1229 |
-0.0962 |
185 |
1 |
62.83 |
2021-01-27 |
| 85. |
You boys are in so much trouble. I can't leave you alone for... |
62.79 |
1.0759 |
-0.0522 |
325 |
1 |
62.79 |
2020-07-27 |
| 86. |
How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood, when fo... |
62.45 |
0.9320 |
0.0461 |
486 |
1 |
62.45 |
2020-07-31 |
| 87. |
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked u... |
62.45 |
1.0715 |
-0.0620 |
326 |
1 |
62.45 |
2020-07-22 |
| 88. |
What do you care what I think anyway? I don't even count, ri... |
62.30 |
0.9406 |
0.0412 |
184 |
1 |
62.30 |
2020-07-27 |
| 89. |
He spoke and rose to full height, sword in air, then cleft t... |
62.16 |
0.9964 |
0.0270 |
378 |
1 |
62.16 |
2020-07-22 |
| 90. |
During the twenties, when Prohibition was at its height, vas... |
62.06 |
0.8739 |
0.1210 |
313 |
1 |
62.06 |
2020-07-22 |
| 91. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
61.95 |
1.0299 |
-0.0142 |
193 |
1 |
61.95 |
2020-07-30 |
| 92. |
Maybe he is different but that doesn't mean that he's guilty... |
61.94 |
0.9377 |
0.0421 |
201 |
1 |
61.94 |
2020-07-25 |
| 93. |
Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refr... |
61.77 |
0.9334 |
0.0447 |
210 |
1 |
61.77 |
2020-07-27 |
| 94. |
Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe ... |
61.52 |
0.9259 |
0.0429 |
216 |
1 |
61.52 |
2020-07-25 |
| 95. |
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... |
61.47 |
0.9232 |
0.0675 |
495 |
1 |
61.47 |
2020-07-25 |
| 96. |
I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner. I am... |
61.23 |
1.0987 |
-0.0915 |
222 |
1 |
61.23 |
2020-07-27 |
| 97. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
61.18 |
1.1138 |
-0.1051 |
341 |
1 |
61.18 |
2021-01-27 |
| 98. |
Dad warmed to his pep talk. "You've got to have perfect accu... |
61.17 |
0.9945 |
-0.0190 |
466 |
1 |
61.17 |
2020-07-31 |
| 99. |
No! Fool that I am! I should have remembered! Those slippers... |
60.98 |
0.9546 |
0.0125 |
219 |
1 |
60.98 |
2020-07-31 |
| 100. |
You think there's something feminine about it? My father was... |
60.82 |
0.9615 |
-0.0002 |
331 |
1 |
60.82 |
2020-07-25 |
| 101. |
I lie here on this great immovable bed - it is nailed down, ... |
60.80 |
0.9686 |
0.0002 |
365 |
1 |
60.80 |
2020-07-27 |
| 102. |
I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start ... |
60.69 |
1.0711 |
-0.0981 |
340 |
1 |
60.69 |
2020-07-26 |
| 103. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
60.66 |
1.0211 |
-0.0335 |
176 |
1 |
60.66 |
2021-02-01 |
| 104. |
Clinging to a shaky line, insecure about what I will see. Mo... |
60.10 |
0.9466 |
0.0020 |
200 |
1 |
60.10 |
2020-07-25 |
| 105. |
What I really lived for were those evenings when you were al... |
60.06 |
1.0865 |
-0.1334 |
199 |
1 |
60.06 |
2020-07-22 |
| 106. |
The fact is that gossip, rumors, mythmaking, and news storie... |
59.87 |
0.9178 |
0.0335 |
218 |
1 |
59.87 |
2020-07-29 |
| 107. |
Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you ag... |
59.70 |
1.0372 |
-0.0731 |
222 |
1 |
59.70 |
2021-01-27 |
| 108. |
Well that is where we are. You say we are on the brink of de... |
59.59 |
1.0739 |
-0.1144 |
259 |
1 |
59.59 |
2021-01-24 |
| 109. |
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a m... |
59.55 |
1.0554 |
-0.0707 |
162 |
1 |
59.55 |
2021-01-28 |
| 110. |
In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a g... |
59.50 |
0.9514 |
-0.0028 |
277 |
1 |
59.50 |
2020-07-27 |
| 111. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
59.28 |
1.0319 |
-0.0630 |
186 |
1 |
59.28 |
2021-01-27 |
| 112. |
Every thought and every word works for you or against you, a... |
59.24 |
1.0681 |
-0.1254 |
208 |
1 |
59.24 |
2021-01-24 |
| 113. |
You are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the sca... |
58.94 |
1.0576 |
-0.1028 |
162 |
1 |
58.94 |
2021-01-24 |
| 114. |
If the essence of creativity is linking disparate facts and ... |
58.67 |
0.9812 |
-0.0426 |
317 |
1 |
58.67 |
2020-07-22 |
| 115. |
Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling ... |
58.59 |
0.9712 |
-0.0407 |
361 |
1 |
58.59 |
2020-07-25 |
| 116. |
She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... |
58.54 |
0.9522 |
0.0024 |
138 |
1 |
58.54 |
2020-07-29 |
| 117. |
But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... |
58.48 |
0.9877 |
-0.0317 |
284 |
2 |
55.95 |
2020-07-28 |
| 118. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
58.47 |
1.0192 |
-0.0582 |
243 |
1 |
58.47 |
2021-01-27 |
| 119. |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... |
58.47 |
1.0621 |
-0.1076 |
264 |
1 |
58.47 |
2020-07-29 |
| 120. |
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. I am Ar... |
58.28 |
0.8909 |
0.0349 |
266 |
1 |
58.28 |
2020-07-25 |
| 121. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
58.22 |
0.9046 |
0.0599 |
448 |
1 |
58.22 |
2021-02-01 |
| 122. |
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little... |
58.17 |
0.9767 |
-0.0544 |
411 |
1 |
58.17 |
2020-07-22 |
| 123. |
Moon river, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style som... |
58.13 |
0.9541 |
-0.0350 |
316 |
1 |
58.13 |
2020-07-25 |
| 124. |
Let's face it, Reiger, crime pays. You know people go around... |
58.03 |
0.9626 |
-0.0513 |
186 |
1 |
58.03 |
2020-07-22 |
| 125. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
57.83 |
0.9680 |
-0.0225 |
256 |
1 |
57.83 |
2020-07-28 |
| 126. |
We were being treated like equals, but not out of respect. O... |
57.76 |
0.9347 |
-0.0330 |
302 |
1 |
57.76 |
2020-08-14 |
| 127. |
And one day I knew I had to come back here. I had to come ba... |
57.62 |
1.0757 |
-0.1391 |
208 |
1 |
57.62 |
2021-01-27 |
| 128. |
And that's how you go on. You lay laughter over the dark par... |
57.61 |
1.0111 |
-0.1203 |
173 |
1 |
57.61 |
2021-01-24 |
| 129. |
He thinks he's got free will, but really he's trapped in a m... |
57.51 |
1.0387 |
-0.1095 |
490 |
1 |
57.51 |
2021-01-27 |
| 130. |
Moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should ... |
57.29 |
1.0175 |
-0.1071 |
149 |
1 |
57.29 |
2020-07-25 |
| 131. |
That I should want you at all, suddenly strikes me as the he... |
57.24 |
0.9128 |
-0.0179 |
323 |
1 |
57.24 |
2020-07-30 |
| 132. |
You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields ... |
57.22 |
0.9286 |
-0.0356 |
141 |
1 |
57.22 |
2020-07-30 |
| 133. |
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. T... |
57.11 |
0.9675 |
-0.0782 |
210 |
1 |
57.11 |
2020-07-22 |
| 134. |
I didn't wanna spend my twenties as a professional defendant... |
56.82 |
0.9606 |
-0.0586 |
294 |
1 |
56.82 |
2020-07-22 |
| 135. |
I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It's Thanksgiv... |
56.80 |
0.8875 |
0.0038 |
186 |
1 |
56.80 |
2020-07-25 |
| 136. |
You're not a mech, but you're enough of a machine to need re... |
56.75 |
0.9744 |
-0.0759 |
207 |
1 |
56.75 |
2020-07-27 |
| 137. |
A turn here, a turn there, and it goes on for years, becomes... |
56.64 |
1.0265 |
-0.1064 |
381 |
1 |
56.64 |
2021-01-24 |
| 138. |
According to the Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo: "... |
56.42 |
0.8501 |
0.0219 |
204 |
1 |
56.42 |
2020-07-27 |
| 139. |
Ever since your brother got taken down... I've had my eye on... |
56.33 |
1.0329 |
-0.1279 |
232 |
1 |
56.33 |
2020-07-25 |
| 140. |
Recalling the past dredges up regrets that make me want to d... |
55.91 |
1.0325 |
-0.1309 |
204 |
1 |
55.91 |
2020-07-22 |
| 141. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
55.80 |
1.0224 |
-0.1126 |
389 |
1 |
55.80 |
2021-01-27 |
| 142. |
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ... |
55.37 |
1.0562 |
-0.1520 |
155 |
1 |
55.37 |
2020-07-22 |
| 143. |
Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. B... |
55.27 |
0.9420 |
-0.0711 |
256 |
1 |
55.27 |
2020-07-22 |
| 144. |
It won't always go your way, so you can't get trapped in thi... |
55.26 |
1.0262 |
-0.1432 |
290 |
1 |
55.26 |
2020-07-22 |
| 145. |
Trivia, as I've said before, shouldn't really be called "tri... |
55.23 |
0.8850 |
-0.0104 |
298 |
1 |
55.23 |
2020-07-27 |
| 146. |
Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have ... |
55.21 |
0.9872 |
-0.0765 |
295 |
1 |
55.21 |
2021-01-27 |
| 147. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
55.05 |
1.0241 |
-0.1260 |
208 |
1 |
55.05 |
2020-07-29 |
| 148. |
He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him! This is... |
55.00 |
0.9803 |
-0.1106 |
215 |
1 |
55.00 |
2020-07-22 |
| 149. |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... |
54.89 |
0.9534 |
-0.0855 |
295 |
1 |
54.89 |
2020-07-22 |
| 150. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
54.88 |
0.9374 |
-0.0360 |
255 |
1 |
54.88 |
2020-07-22 |
| 151. |
I am innocent, innocent. I just wanted to play a game, game,... |
54.86 |
0.9568 |
-0.1001 |
321 |
1 |
54.86 |
2020-07-27 |
| 152. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
54.40 |
1.0071 |
-0.1069 |
329 |
1 |
54.40 |
2021-01-24 |
| 153. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
54.38 |
0.9583 |
-0.0694 |
237 |
1 |
54.38 |
2020-07-22 |
| 154. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
53.98 |
0.9762 |
-0.0944 |
249 |
1 |
53.98 |
2021-01-24 |
| 155. |
Boy, what a pair we're going to make! A football player and ... |
53.86 |
0.9190 |
-0.0762 |
171 |
1 |
53.86 |
2020-07-25 |
| 156. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
53.56 |
0.9269 |
-0.0442 |
269 |
1 |
53.56 |
2021-01-30 |
| 157. |
Thought is a soul-garment that is more intimately involved w... |
52.76 |
0.9301 |
-0.1038 |
401 |
1 |
52.76 |
2020-07-28 |
| 158. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
52.59 |
1.0015 |
-0.1383 |
230 |
1 |
52.59 |
2021-01-24 |
| 159. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
52.41 |
0.7852 |
0.0649 |
154 |
1 |
52.41 |
2021-01-27 |
| 160. |
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... |
51.95 |
0.9613 |
-0.1215 |
195 |
1 |
51.95 |
2020-07-22 |
| 161. |
I know I'm supposed to help you, but I can't. Instead of bei... |
51.86 |
0.9817 |
-0.1380 |
145 |
1 |
51.86 |
2021-01-27 |
| 162. |
Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should wa... |
51.78 |
0.9667 |
-0.1542 |
312 |
1 |
51.78 |
2020-07-26 |
| 163. |
When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it.... |
51.59 |
1.0525 |
-0.2134 |
286 |
1 |
51.59 |
2020-07-27 |
| 164. |
Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional, and my... |
51.46 |
0.8523 |
-0.0356 |
288 |
1 |
51.46 |
2020-07-22 |
| 165. |
Finally, don't expect your cooking to taste exactly like res... |
51.39 |
0.8987 |
-0.0547 |
246 |
1 |
51.39 |
2020-07-27 |
| 166. |
Mathematics is a wonderful, elegant, and exceedingly useful ... |
51.22 |
0.8953 |
-0.0739 |
407 |
1 |
51.22 |
2020-07-27 |
| 167. |
The withered leaves collect at my feet and the wind begins t... |
51.01 |
1.0325 |
-0.1979 |
231 |
1 |
51.01 |
2020-07-22 |
| 168. |
Cherry no longer looked sick, only sad. "I'll bet you think ... |
50.69 |
0.8982 |
-0.0976 |
320 |
1 |
50.69 |
2020-07-26 |
| 169. |
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole... |
50.55 |
0.8849 |
-0.0646 |
198 |
1 |
50.55 |
2021-01-24 |
| 170. |
You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback i... |
50.31 |
0.9404 |
-0.1408 |
465 |
1 |
50.31 |
2020-07-25 |
| 171. |
I'm Banta, the blacksmith. I'm forging a bell for the King t... |
50.17 |
0.9056 |
-0.1141 |
217 |
1 |
50.17 |
2020-07-26 |
| 172. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
50.05 |
0.8986 |
-0.0830 |
205 |
1 |
50.05 |
2021-01-27 |
| 173. |
Sometimes life is like this tunnel. You can't always see the... |
49.23 |
1.0955 |
-0.3413 |
149 |
1 |
49.23 |
2020-07-25 |
| 174. |
Love is corny, when you get right down to it. It has two lef... |
48.73 |
1.0059 |
-0.2388 |
213 |
1 |
48.73 |
2020-07-22 |
| 175. |
Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually... |
48.23 |
0.9542 |
-0.2043 |
157 |
1 |
48.23 |
2020-07-22 |
| 176. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
48.07 |
1.0148 |
-0.2427 |
244 |
1 |
48.07 |
2020-07-22 |
| 177. |
If baseball players testifying about steroids in front of a ... |
46.27 |
0.8786 |
-0.1543 |
220 |
1 |
46.27 |
2020-07-22 |
| 178. |
The car has stopped. Vinny: "What have you stopped here for?... |
45.28 |
0.8051 |
-0.0671 |
494 |
1 |
45.28 |
2021-01-27 |
| 179. |
Look at it. Oh, it's suffocating. Well, it's the smog. You k... |
44.24 |
0.9318 |
-0.2438 |
241 |
1 |
44.24 |
2020-07-25 |
| 180. |
One day, the guy on a buffalo was cruisin' around through th... |
43.17 |
0.8623 |
-0.1998 |
286 |
1 |
43.17 |
2020-07-22 |
| 181. |
Don't you judge me! You're the selfish one. You're the one w... |
42.98 |
0.8660 |
-0.2015 |
179 |
1 |
42.98 |
2020-07-22 |
| 182. |
I get to thinking of all the things you said. You gave a pro... |
39.49 |
1.0615 |
-0.4190 |
140 |
1 |
39.49 |
2020-07-22 |
| 183. |
I just thought I'd say thank you for doin' a great job. So I... |
38.47 |
0.9220 |
-0.3690 |
201 |
1 |
38.47 |
2020-07-25 |
| 184. |
Ah-ha! There's the problem: Too many toasters! You know what... |
37.70 |
0.7625 |
-0.1777 |
98 |
1 |
37.70 |
2020-07-30 |
| 185. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
30.89 |
1.0067 |
-0.5025 |
188 |
1 |
30.89 |
2020-07-22 |