| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
154.76 |
1.0414 |
0.2151 |
234 |
3 |
126.36 |
2009-09-07 |
| 2. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
154.35 |
1.1070 |
0.1460 |
265 |
2 |
141.63 |
2009-05-28 |
| 3. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
153.48 |
1.0387 |
0.2125 |
333 |
6 |
130.16 |
2009-07-05 |
| 4. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
151.70 |
1.0557 |
0.1779 |
289 |
3 |
120.52 |
2009-05-24 |
| 5. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
148.99 |
1.0165 |
0.1930 |
316 |
7 |
127.99 |
2009-06-13 |
| 6. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
148.65 |
1.0521 |
0.1498 |
197 |
3 |
132.36 |
2009-06-19 |
| 7. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
148.18 |
1.0333 |
0.1653 |
176 |
2 |
115.91 |
2009-06-21 |
| 8. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
146.29 |
1.0682 |
0.1212 |
266 |
4 |
124.67 |
2009-07-10 |
| 9. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
146.17 |
0.9981 |
0.1883 |
211 |
2 |
139.77 |
2009-05-26 |
| 10. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
146.09 |
1.0669 |
0.1229 |
379 |
4 |
120.89 |
2009-06-21 |
| 11. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
146.00 |
0.9922 |
0.1943 |
264 |
3 |
136.41 |
2009-07-17 |
| 12. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
145.52 |
1.0362 |
0.1521 |
437 |
2 |
139.81 |
2009-09-17 |
| 13. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
144.48 |
1.0601 |
0.1102 |
256 |
6 |
121.83 |
2009-05-27 |
| 14. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
144.44 |
1.0472 |
0.1197 |
149 |
3 |
128.65 |
2009-06-30 |
| 15. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
141.46 |
0.9765 |
0.1716 |
269 |
3 |
127.11 |
2009-06-17 |
| 16. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
141.04 |
1.1198 |
0.0246 |
247 |
6 |
116.05 |
2009-04-23 |
| 17. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
141.03 |
1.0466 |
0.0983 |
230 |
2 |
132.38 |
2009-05-20 |
| 18. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
140.97 |
1.0341 |
0.1101 |
273 |
5 |
120.83 |
2009-06-07 |
| 19. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
140.90 |
0.9963 |
0.1456 |
274 |
3 |
136.86 |
2009-06-17 |
| 20. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
140.42 |
1.0873 |
0.0500 |
243 |
4 |
114.67 |
2009-06-22 |
| 21. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
140.02 |
0.9928 |
0.1437 |
293 |
1 |
140.02 |
2009-05-26 |
| 22. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
139.89 |
1.0426 |
0.0894 |
131 |
2 |
119.35 |
2009-03-06 |
| 23. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
139.10 |
1.1086 |
0.0214 |
233 |
2 |
133.90 |
2009-07-05 |
| 24. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
139.06 |
1.0265 |
0.1064 |
375 |
2 |
116.31 |
2009-02-27 |
| 25. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
138.80 |
1.0197 |
0.1056 |
204 |
3 |
128.03 |
2009-06-26 |
| 26. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
137.76 |
0.9284 |
0.1939 |
346 |
2 |
109.69 |
2009-03-02 |
| 27. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
137.62 |
0.9136 |
0.2072 |
348 |
1 |
137.62 |
2009-05-27 |
| 28. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
137.42 |
1.0588 |
0.0571 |
281 |
2 |
132.93 |
2009-02-28 |
| 29. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
137.09 |
1.0018 |
0.1116 |
246 |
2 |
124.42 |
2009-05-28 |
| 30. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
136.91 |
0.9604 |
0.1492 |
285 |
1 |
136.91 |
2009-07-05 |
| 31. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
136.66 |
1.0960 |
0.0177 |
315 |
6 |
114.25 |
2009-07-07 |
| 32. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
136.45 |
0.9681 |
0.1454 |
392 |
1 |
136.45 |
2009-07-09 |
| 33. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
136.18 |
0.9966 |
0.1163 |
377 |
3 |
117.80 |
2009-07-13 |
| 34. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
136.02 |
1.0181 |
0.0876 |
276 |
2 |
133.31 |
2009-06-20 |
| 35. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
135.70 |
1.0567 |
0.0448 |
314 |
1 |
135.70 |
2009-02-26 |
| 36. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
135.55 |
0.9583 |
0.1428 |
237 |
2 |
130.88 |
2009-06-07 |
| 37. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
135.26 |
1.0135 |
0.0880 |
358 |
3 |
115.03 |
2009-03-02 |
| 38. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
135.25 |
0.9644 |
0.1368 |
398 |
1 |
135.25 |
2009-06-17 |
| 39. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
134.98 |
0.9827 |
0.1141 |
314 |
2 |
127.02 |
2009-05-20 |
| 40. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
134.43 |
0.9952 |
0.0986 |
220 |
5 |
111.93 |
2009-07-07 |
| 41. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
134.27 |
1.0506 |
0.0391 |
259 |
1 |
134.27 |
2009-05-26 |
| 42. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
134.22 |
1.0103 |
0.0737 |
209 |
3 |
126.32 |
2009-05-20 |
| 43. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
134.12 |
1.0576 |
0.0285 |
231 |
1 |
134.12 |
2009-05-20 |
| 44. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
134.07 |
1.0267 |
0.0649 |
261 |
2 |
112.94 |
2009-02-28 |
| 45. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
133.93 |
1.0600 |
0.0276 |
351 |
3 |
110.00 |
2009-03-02 |
| 46. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
133.87 |
1.0130 |
0.0740 |
288 |
4 |
107.66 |
2009-07-09 |
| 47. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
133.86 |
0.9561 |
0.1323 |
362 |
3 |
113.57 |
2009-03-06 |
| 48. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
133.85 |
1.0901 |
-0.0014 |
288 |
2 |
121.79 |
2009-06-17 |
| 49. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
133.81 |
0.9594 |
0.1252 |
258 |
3 |
124.74 |
2009-04-23 |
| 50. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
133.59 |
0.9807 |
0.0923 |
129 |
1 |
133.59 |
2009-05-20 |
| 51. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
133.04 |
1.0033 |
0.0771 |
203 |
3 |
119.41 |
2009-05-20 |
| 52. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
133.00 |
1.0686 |
0.0148 |
354 |
3 |
119.09 |
2009-05-21 |
| 53. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
132.58 |
0.9890 |
0.0912 |
272 |
2 |
122.46 |
2009-07-06 |
| 54. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
132.49 |
1.0208 |
0.0547 |
231 |
3 |
107.02 |
2009-06-17 |
| 55. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
132.23 |
1.0800 |
-0.0135 |
129 |
2 |
106.16 |
2009-02-27 |
| 56. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
132.20 |
0.9974 |
0.0719 |
163 |
2 |
123.02 |
2009-07-10 |
| 57. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
132.19 |
1.0332 |
0.0393 |
267 |
4 |
122.06 |
2009-06-17 |
| 58. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
131.90 |
0.9915 |
0.0784 |
281 |
2 |
116.87 |
2009-06-20 |
| 59. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
131.69 |
1.0487 |
0.0182 |
253 |
3 |
128.29 |
2009-03-06 |
| 60. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
131.59 |
1.0320 |
0.0422 |
401 |
1 |
131.59 |
2009-03-06 |
| 61. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
131.48 |
0.9631 |
0.1037 |
273 |
1 |
131.48 |
2009-06-20 |
| 62. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
131.44 |
1.0743 |
-0.0062 |
297 |
3 |
118.87 |
2009-06-19 |
| 63. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
131.43 |
1.0016 |
0.0637 |
217 |
1 |
131.43 |
2009-03-04 |
| 64. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
131.41 |
1.0057 |
0.0640 |
382 |
2 |
111.56 |
2009-06-19 |
| 65. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
131.33 |
0.9931 |
0.0691 |
218 |
2 |
127.90 |
2009-04-23 |
| 66. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
131.33 |
0.9841 |
0.0787 |
217 |
2 |
106.03 |
2009-06-04 |
| 67. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
131.30 |
1.0272 |
0.0366 |
226 |
3 |
125.62 |
2009-06-20 |
| 68. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
131.24 |
1.0270 |
0.0390 |
303 |
2 |
106.31 |
2009-06-01 |
| 69. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
131.20 |
1.0264 |
0.0345 |
191 |
4 |
108.46 |
2009-06-30 |
| 70. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
130.89 |
1.0540 |
0.0035 |
184 |
2 |
111.07 |
2009-02-28 |
| 71. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
130.81 |
0.9424 |
0.1220 |
320 |
3 |
120.17 |
2009-06-21 |
| 72. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
130.04 |
1.0301 |
0.0242 |
268 |
1 |
130.04 |
2009-03-04 |
| 73. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
129.43 |
1.0404 |
0.0151 |
406 |
3 |
123.39 |
2009-05-20 |
| 74. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
129.42 |
1.0199 |
0.0268 |
225 |
5 |
111.28 |
2009-08-02 |
| 75. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
129.32 |
1.0086 |
0.0368 |
218 |
2 |
103.73 |
2009-03-06 |
| 76. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
129.30 |
1.0250 |
0.0274 |
271 |
1 |
129.30 |
2009-06-02 |
| 77. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
129.21 |
1.0736 |
-0.0222 |
350 |
1 |
129.21 |
2009-03-04 |
| 78. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
128.95 |
0.9500 |
0.0984 |
287 |
1 |
128.95 |
2009-06-27 |
| 79. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
128.73 |
0.9704 |
0.0745 |
254 |
1 |
128.73 |
2009-07-05 |
| 80. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
128.66 |
1.0607 |
-0.0136 |
357 |
1 |
128.66 |
2009-06-03 |
| 81. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
128.42 |
0.9574 |
0.0882 |
354 |
2 |
128.05 |
2009-05-29 |
| 82. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
128.40 |
1.0234 |
0.0229 |
392 |
2 |
120.76 |
2009-02-28 |
| 83. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
128.28 |
1.0060 |
0.0359 |
225 |
1 |
128.28 |
2009-06-19 |
| 84. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
127.59 |
0.9713 |
0.0629 |
193 |
4 |
120.24 |
2009-05-29 |
| 85. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
127.50 |
1.0036 |
0.0322 |
277 |
3 |
118.82 |
2009-06-20 |
| 86. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
127.50 |
1.0590 |
-0.0253 |
250 |
1 |
127.50 |
2009-05-20 |
| 87. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
127.21 |
0.9849 |
0.0488 |
337 |
2 |
111.39 |
2009-05-20 |
| 88. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
127.00 |
1.0079 |
0.0219 |
273 |
3 |
108.04 |
2009-05-20 |
| 89. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
126.67 |
0.9869 |
0.0376 |
193 |
1 |
126.67 |
2009-06-20 |
| 90. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
125.97 |
0.9632 |
0.0603 |
287 |
1 |
125.97 |
2009-02-27 |
| 91. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
125.83 |
0.9162 |
0.1062 |
401 |
2 |
113.81 |
2009-05-28 |
| 92. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
125.71 |
0.9519 |
0.0722 |
323 |
2 |
106.74 |
2009-03-02 |
| 93. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
125.45 |
0.8986 |
0.1245 |
363 |
1 |
125.45 |
2009-02-26 |
| 94. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
125.43 |
0.8656 |
0.1535 |
242 |
1 |
125.43 |
2009-06-19 |
| 95. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
125.36 |
0.9703 |
0.0537 |
394 |
1 |
125.36 |
2009-05-23 |
| 96. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
125.27 |
1.0115 |
-0.0001 |
189 |
4 |
112.49 |
2009-06-30 |
| 97. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
125.09 |
1.0615 |
-0.0493 |
201 |
3 |
98.90 |
2009-07-12 |
| 98. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
125.07 |
0.9957 |
0.0191 |
323 |
4 |
114.48 |
2009-03-02 |
| 99. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
124.79 |
0.9745 |
0.0403 |
388 |
3 |
110.89 |
2009-06-28 |
| 100. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
124.79 |
0.9541 |
0.0592 |
236 |
1 |
124.79 |
2009-05-26 |
| 101. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
124.47 |
1.0495 |
-0.0399 |
323 |
1 |
124.47 |
2009-03-01 |
| 102. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
124.30 |
0.9392 |
0.0756 |
360 |
1 |
124.30 |
2009-02-27 |
| 103. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
123.99 |
0.9658 |
0.0441 |
308 |
2 |
117.26 |
2009-06-26 |
| 104. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
122.85 |
1.0288 |
-0.0366 |
166 |
2 |
107.52 |
2009-03-06 |
| 105. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
122.28 |
0.9680 |
0.0243 |
256 |
2 |
120.73 |
2009-05-24 |
| 106. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
122.10 |
0.9228 |
0.0725 |
305 |
2 |
98.22 |
2009-06-22 |
| 107. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
121.28 |
1.0411 |
-0.0552 |
341 |
1 |
121.28 |
2009-06-17 |
| 108. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
121.00 |
0.9538 |
0.0278 |
276 |
2 |
101.49 |
2009-05-28 |
| 109. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
120.99 |
0.9352 |
0.0454 |
194 |
2 |
118.47 |
2009-03-06 |
| 110. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
120.64 |
0.8913 |
0.0890 |
201 |
2 |
100.66 |
2009-03-06 |
| 111. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
120.50 |
0.9839 |
-0.0064 |
308 |
3 |
103.96 |
2009-02-27 |
| 112. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
120.50 |
0.9265 |
0.0501 |
254 |
2 |
105.48 |
2009-03-02 |
| 113. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
120.38 |
0.9012 |
0.0790 |
322 |
1 |
120.38 |
2009-03-04 |
| 114. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
119.94 |
0.9884 |
-0.0128 |
267 |
3 |
109.40 |
2009-03-02 |
| 115. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
119.44 |
0.9402 |
0.0269 |
310 |
2 |
119.04 |
2009-07-05 |
| 116. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
119.02 |
0.9359 |
0.0304 |
355 |
1 |
119.02 |
2009-02-26 |
| 117. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
118.70 |
0.9841 |
-0.0227 |
263 |
1 |
118.70 |
2009-05-20 |
| 118. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
118.58 |
1.0877 |
-0.1291 |
129 |
1 |
118.58 |
2009-02-28 |
| 119. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
118.26 |
0.8986 |
0.0614 |
216 |
2 |
117.42 |
2009-07-05 |
| 120. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
118.07 |
0.9434 |
0.0189 |
367 |
1 |
118.07 |
2009-06-17 |
| 121. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
117.53 |
0.9996 |
-0.0387 |
483 |
2 |
105.33 |
2009-03-02 |
| 122. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
116.24 |
1.0372 |
-0.0947 |
249 |
3 |
104.61 |
2009-03-02 |
| 123. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
115.90 |
1.0227 |
-0.0765 |
378 |
3 |
101.64 |
2009-02-28 |
| 124. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
115.38 |
1.0418 |
-0.1051 |
214 |
2 |
110.41 |
2009-02-26 |
| 125. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
114.85 |
1.0132 |
-0.0810 |
371 |
1 |
114.85 |
2009-02-25 |
| 126. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
114.72 |
0.9108 |
0.0196 |
235 |
1 |
114.72 |
2009-02-27 |
| 127. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
114.67 |
0.8880 |
0.0422 |
296 |
1 |
114.67 |
2009-02-26 |
| 128. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
114.54 |
0.9425 |
-0.0128 |
248 |
1 |
114.54 |
2009-06-19 |
| 129. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
114.43 |
0.9809 |
-0.0567 |
209 |
1 |
114.43 |
2009-06-21 |
| 130. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
114.41 |
0.9678 |
-0.0355 |
392 |
2 |
107.37 |
2009-05-24 |
| 131. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
114.31 |
0.9011 |
0.0292 |
322 |
2 |
110.05 |
2009-06-20 |
| 132. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
113.92 |
1.0178 |
-0.0955 |
207 |
2 |
103.72 |
2009-03-04 |
| 133. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
113.20 |
0.9909 |
-0.0689 |
334 |
2 |
112.05 |
2009-05-20 |
| 134. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
112.81 |
0.9836 |
-0.0686 |
289 |
2 |
101.58 |
2009-02-28 |
| 135. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
112.74 |
1.0279 |
-0.1193 |
172 |
1 |
112.74 |
2009-06-07 |
| 136. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
112.72 |
1.0189 |
-0.1053 |
290 |
1 |
112.72 |
2009-03-06 |
| 137. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
112.52 |
1.1093 |
-0.2024 |
220 |
2 |
111.37 |
2009-02-27 |
| 138. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
112.31 |
0.9673 |
-0.0526 |
393 |
1 |
112.31 |
2009-02-27 |
| 139. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
111.55 |
1.0125 |
-0.1128 |
171 |
3 |
101.27 |
2009-03-02 |
| 140. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
111.46 |
0.9332 |
-0.0279 |
295 |
1 |
111.46 |
2009-06-20 |
| 141. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
111.15 |
0.8936 |
0.0066 |
346 |
1 |
111.15 |
2009-02-27 |
| 142. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
110.55 |
0.9143 |
-0.0169 |
300 |
1 |
110.55 |
2009-02-25 |
| 143. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
110.38 |
1.0042 |
-0.1129 |
168 |
2 |
108.57 |
2009-02-26 |
| 144. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
109.98 |
0.9927 |
-0.1003 |
276 |
1 |
109.98 |
2009-02-26 |
| 145. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
109.61 |
0.9885 |
-0.0996 |
355 |
3 |
100.97 |
2009-02-28 |
| 146. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
109.25 |
0.9719 |
-0.0789 |
383 |
1 |
109.25 |
2009-06-19 |
| 147. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
108.79 |
1.0291 |
-0.1491 |
240 |
1 |
108.79 |
2009-02-27 |
| 148. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
108.54 |
1.0867 |
-0.2111 |
171 |
1 |
108.54 |
2009-03-06 |
| 149. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
106.99 |
1.0617 |
-0.1962 |
171 |
2 |
103.89 |
2009-03-06 |
| 150. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
106.20 |
0.9029 |
-0.0393 |
393 |
1 |
106.20 |
2009-03-01 |
| 151. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
105.87 |
1.0881 |
-0.2338 |
210 |
1 |
105.87 |
2009-02-28 |
| 152. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
105.82 |
1.0403 |
-0.1842 |
234 |
3 |
104.20 |
2009-02-27 |
| 153. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
105.73 |
1.0419 |
-0.1817 |
341 |
2 |
100.14 |
2009-02-28 |
| 154. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
105.29 |
1.0561 |
-0.2045 |
227 |
1 |
105.29 |
2009-02-27 |
| 155. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
104.05 |
1.0529 |
-0.2069 |
373 |
4 |
92.14 |
2009-02-27 |
| 156. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
103.57 |
1.0628 |
-0.2213 |
363 |
1 |
103.57 |
2009-02-25 |
| 157. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
101.61 |
0.9503 |
-0.1336 |
211 |
1 |
101.61 |
2009-02-27 |
| 158. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
100.30 |
1.0639 |
-0.2500 |
303 |
2 |
97.62 |
2009-02-27 |
| 159. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
100.22 |
0.9852 |
-0.1737 |
235 |
2 |
92.29 |
2009-02-28 |
| 160. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
99.68 |
1.0450 |
-0.2320 |
358 |
2 |
96.16 |
2009-02-28 |
| 161. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
99.01 |
1.0094 |
-0.2071 |
256 |
1 |
99.01 |
2009-02-27 |
| 162. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
98.86 |
1.0059 |
-0.2037 |
283 |
2 |
96.64 |
2009-02-26 |
| 163. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
96.82 |
1.0476 |
-0.2727 |
110 |
2 |
89.82 |
2009-03-06 |
| 164. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
95.93 |
1.0082 |
-0.2361 |
212 |
3 |
86.35 |
2009-03-01 |
| 165. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
95.90 |
0.9762 |
-0.1994 |
249 |
2 |
90.61 |
2009-02-27 |
| 166. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
95.85 |
0.9948 |
-0.2195 |
233 |
1 |
95.85 |
2009-02-27 |
| 167. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
95.82 |
1.0370 |
-0.2610 |
262 |
1 |
95.82 |
2009-02-27 |
| 168. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
95.12 |
1.0638 |
-0.2953 |
247 |
1 |
95.12 |
2009-02-25 |
| 169. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
94.68 |
0.8624 |
-0.1002 |
174 |
1 |
94.68 |
2009-03-02 |
| 170. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
93.93 |
0.9927 |
-0.2353 |
234 |
1 |
93.93 |
2009-02-27 |
| 171. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
93.59 |
0.9810 |
-0.2180 |
362 |
1 |
93.59 |
2009-02-27 |
| 172. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
92.32 |
1.0464 |
-0.2938 |
294 |
1 |
92.32 |
2009-02-28 |
| 173. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
91.87 |
0.9957 |
-0.2478 |
323 |
2 |
87.93 |
2009-02-27 |
| 174. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
91.05 |
0.9709 |
-0.2350 |
264 |
1 |
91.05 |
2009-02-27 |
| 175. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
89.60 |
0.9740 |
-0.2453 |
371 |
1 |
89.60 |
2009-02-25 |
| 176. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
89.48 |
1.0125 |
-0.2896 |
232 |
1 |
89.48 |
2009-02-28 |
| 177. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
87.11 |
1.0672 |
-0.3633 |
239 |
1 |
87.11 |
2009-02-25 |
| 178. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
87.06 |
1.0128 |
-0.3014 |
369 |
1 |
87.06 |
2009-03-02 |
| 179. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
85.82 |
1.0106 |
-0.3171 |
302 |
1 |
85.82 |
2009-02-27 |
| 180. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
81.04 |
0.9597 |
-0.3040 |
251 |
1 |
81.04 |
2009-02-26 |
| 181. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
80.78 |
0.9931 |
-0.3352 |
339 |
1 |
80.78 |
2009-02-25 |
| 182. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
75.62 |
0.9068 |
-0.2975 |
212 |
1 |
75.62 |
2009-02-27 |