| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Without the rifle he had to fit in, to be part of it all, to... |
111.04 |
1.0134 |
0.5458 |
86 |
1 |
111.04 |
2017-12-20 |
| 2. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
101.99 |
1.0173 |
0.4372 |
112 |
1 |
101.99 |
2017-07-26 |
| 3. |
The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a ... |
95.73 |
1.0746 |
0.2960 |
213 |
1 |
95.73 |
2017-09-11 |
| 4. |
Death really did not matter to him but life did, and therefo... |
95.50 |
1.0790 |
0.2838 |
158 |
1 |
95.50 |
2017-05-31 |
| 5. |
Not so hasty! You call yourselves hobbits? But you should no... |
93.74 |
0.9264 |
0.3694 |
152 |
1 |
93.74 |
2017-12-15 |
| 6. |
There have been occasions in my later life (I suppose as in ... |
92.92 |
0.9720 |
0.3308 |
392 |
1 |
92.92 |
2017-12-21 |
| 7. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
89.57 |
1.0143 |
0.2627 |
261 |
1 |
89.57 |
2017-12-25 |
| 8. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
87.74 |
1.0390 |
0.2163 |
260 |
1 |
87.74 |
2017-06-26 |
| 9. |
In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... |
87.57 |
1.0665 |
0.1841 |
245 |
1 |
87.57 |
2017-09-14 |
| 10. |
It wasn't dark beyond the cave door - darkness would be some... |
86.25 |
1.0339 |
0.1892 |
203 |
1 |
86.25 |
2018-01-07 |
| 11. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
85.77 |
1.0940 |
0.1315 |
162 |
1 |
85.77 |
2018-01-07 |
| 12. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
85.18 |
1.0973 |
0.1208 |
198 |
1 |
85.18 |
2017-12-14 |
| 13. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
84.41 |
1.0499 |
0.1541 |
165 |
2 |
69.77 |
2017-05-27 |
| 14. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
84.28 |
0.9421 |
0.2649 |
229 |
2 |
74.40 |
2017-05-31 |
| 15. |
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t... |
83.87 |
1.0667 |
0.1245 |
186 |
1 |
83.87 |
2017-07-24 |
| 16. |
They say there are no stupid questions. That's obviously wro... |
83.86 |
0.9760 |
0.1839 |
258 |
1 |
83.86 |
2017-12-14 |
| 17. |
You are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the sca... |
83.66 |
1.0576 |
0.1262 |
162 |
1 |
83.66 |
2017-12-21 |
| 18. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly f... |
83.20 |
1.1678 |
0.0185 |
145 |
1 |
83.20 |
2017-04-02 |
| 19. |
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Y... |
83.18 |
1.0459 |
0.1409 |
202 |
1 |
83.18 |
2017-06-23 |
| 20. |
Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... |
82.96 |
1.0776 |
0.1058 |
107 |
1 |
82.96 |
2017-04-20 |
| 21. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
82.96 |
0.9952 |
0.1890 |
220 |
1 |
82.96 |
2017-12-20 |
| 22. |
It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to t... |
82.65 |
0.9879 |
0.1625 |
406 |
1 |
82.65 |
2017-09-18 |
| 23. |
The pig-run kept close to the jumble of rocks that lay down ... |
82.55 |
0.9932 |
0.1666 |
585 |
1 |
82.55 |
2017-06-26 |
| 24. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
82.26 |
1.0243 |
0.1497 |
192 |
1 |
82.26 |
2017-06-07 |
| 25. |
If he stayed at home and carried on with his normal life he ... |
82.01 |
1.1283 |
0.0506 |
169 |
1 |
82.01 |
2017-05-16 |
| 26. |
The observed brightness of a Lambertian surface may be writt... |
81.62 |
0.9500 |
0.1907 |
324 |
1 |
81.62 |
2017-09-11 |
| 27. |
Demand is related to wants. If goods and services were free,... |
81.28 |
0.9422 |
0.1921 |
337 |
2 |
73.21 |
2017-12-25 |
| 28. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
81.22 |
1.0204 |
0.1283 |
143 |
1 |
81.22 |
2017-05-12 |
| 29. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
80.62 |
0.9809 |
0.1636 |
209 |
1 |
80.62 |
2017-05-26 |
| 30. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
80.14 |
1.1049 |
0.0395 |
199 |
1 |
80.14 |
2017-02-11 |
| 31. |
We passionately long that there may be another life in which... |
80.12 |
1.0870 |
0.0614 |
298 |
1 |
80.12 |
2017-06-23 |
| 32. |
I'm wearying to escape into that glorious world, and to be a... |
79.89 |
1.0242 |
0.1147 |
196 |
1 |
79.89 |
2017-05-12 |
| 33. |
If I had been downright honest with myself, I would have see... |
79.40 |
1.0368 |
0.1046 |
538 |
2 |
73.46 |
2017-06-22 |
| 34. |
You and your words flooded my senses; your sentences left me... |
79.04 |
0.9221 |
0.1854 |
252 |
1 |
79.04 |
2017-07-20 |
| 35. |
Well - it's just that you seem to be labouring under the del... |
78.74 |
0.9477 |
0.1474 |
374 |
1 |
78.74 |
2017-09-11 |
| 36. |
Ever since the dawn of civilization, people have not been co... |
78.50 |
0.9781 |
0.1195 |
428 |
1 |
78.50 |
2017-09-11 |
| 37. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
78.46 |
1.1622 |
-0.0373 |
202 |
1 |
78.46 |
2017-04-02 |
| 38. |
Look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think. Somewhere out there, ... |
78.36 |
0.9562 |
0.1296 |
250 |
1 |
78.36 |
2017-09-18 |
| 39. |
Hacking will begin killing people soon. Already there are me... |
78.19 |
0.9350 |
0.1608 |
322 |
1 |
78.19 |
2017-06-22 |
| 40. |
I always loved you, and if one loves anyone, one loves the w... |
77.59 |
1.0290 |
0.0371 |
127 |
1 |
77.59 |
2017-04-29 |
| 41. |
On recovering my senses, I hastened to quit a place where I ... |
77.49 |
1.0169 |
0.0912 |
226 |
1 |
77.49 |
2017-05-31 |
| 42. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
77.40 |
0.9949 |
0.1178 |
304 |
2 |
74.27 |
2017-05-31 |
| 43. |
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor. Everything's... |
77.10 |
0.9805 |
0.0846 |
306 |
1 |
77.10 |
2017-09-17 |
| 44. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
77.10 |
1.0520 |
0.0583 |
392 |
1 |
77.10 |
2017-05-28 |
| 45. |
Certainly the determining acts of her life were not ideally ... |
77.05 |
1.0113 |
0.0923 |
288 |
1 |
77.05 |
2017-06-08 |
| 46. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
76.89 |
0.9989 |
0.1031 |
282 |
1 |
76.89 |
2017-07-24 |
| 47. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
76.89 |
1.0534 |
0.0465 |
163 |
2 |
75.81 |
2017-06-23 |
| 48. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
76.88 |
1.0535 |
0.0472 |
217 |
2 |
68.03 |
2017-07-26 |
| 49. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
76.81 |
0.9704 |
0.1234 |
254 |
1 |
76.81 |
2017-09-18 |
| 50. |
And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... |
76.62 |
0.9453 |
0.1477 |
163 |
1 |
76.62 |
2017-09-20 |
| 51. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
76.40 |
1.0791 |
0.0217 |
365 |
1 |
76.40 |
2017-05-03 |
| 52. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
76.07 |
0.9775 |
0.1186 |
473 |
2 |
69.15 |
2017-07-24 |
| 53. |
Is your housekeeper acting suspicious? Try asking the girl a... |
75.95 |
0.8635 |
0.1842 |
304 |
1 |
75.95 |
2017-12-21 |
| 54. |
Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool a... |
75.67 |
1.0657 |
0.0147 |
210 |
1 |
75.67 |
2017-07-26 |
| 55. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
75.41 |
1.0074 |
0.0803 |
410 |
1 |
75.41 |
2017-07-24 |
| 56. |
Although today dalmatians serve primarily as firehouse masco... |
75.30 |
0.9229 |
0.1269 |
310 |
1 |
75.30 |
2017-05-17 |
| 57. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
74.92 |
0.9019 |
0.1694 |
431 |
1 |
74.92 |
2017-06-26 |
| 58. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
74.83 |
0.9244 |
0.1462 |
225 |
1 |
74.83 |
2017-05-16 |
| 59. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
74.81 |
0.9996 |
0.0730 |
483 |
1 |
74.81 |
2017-06-23 |
| 60. |
Some things you just can't explain. You don't even try. You ... |
74.80 |
1.0225 |
0.0426 |
206 |
1 |
74.80 |
2017-05-16 |
| 61. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
74.43 |
1.0506 |
0.0086 |
259 |
1 |
74.43 |
2017-06-26 |
| 62. |
If I had a highway, I would run for the hills. If you could ... |
74.41 |
0.9810 |
0.0426 |
190 |
1 |
74.41 |
2017-12-09 |
| 63. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
74.35 |
1.1070 |
-0.0496 |
265 |
1 |
74.35 |
2017-04-02 |
| 64. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
74.05 |
0.9555 |
0.0665 |
208 |
1 |
74.05 |
2017-07-24 |
| 65. |
What's Joey Zasa got to do with this? Joey Zasa's a pazzo. J... |
73.86 |
0.9037 |
0.1242 |
271 |
3 |
62.12 |
2017-05-31 |
| 66. |
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations... |
73.74 |
0.9587 |
0.0966 |
305 |
1 |
73.74 |
2017-05-31 |
| 67. |
Achieving top performance in a programming contest or any ot... |
73.39 |
0.9951 |
0.0550 |
258 |
1 |
73.39 |
2017-09-17 |
| 68. |
No battle is ever won. They are not even fought. The field o... |
73.33 |
0.9997 |
0.0468 |
159 |
1 |
73.33 |
2017-05-27 |
| 69. |
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. ... |
73.20 |
1.0659 |
-0.0186 |
303 |
1 |
73.20 |
2017-05-16 |
| 70. |
Inadequate ventilation of poultry houses results in a build-... |
72.84 |
0.8739 |
0.1454 |
294 |
1 |
72.84 |
2017-09-14 |
| 71. |
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you'r... |
72.66 |
0.9457 |
0.0613 |
322 |
1 |
72.66 |
2017-07-26 |
| 72. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
72.38 |
0.9854 |
0.0463 |
174 |
1 |
72.38 |
2017-05-28 |
| 73. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
72.33 |
0.9451 |
0.0926 |
419 |
1 |
72.33 |
2017-06-23 |
| 74. |
Dictionaries are designed to appear authoritative. They're t... |
72.27 |
0.9101 |
0.0917 |
321 |
1 |
72.27 |
2017-12-21 |
| 75. |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... |
72.14 |
1.0590 |
-0.0305 |
171 |
2 |
69.06 |
2017-05-31 |
| 76. |
Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't... |
71.94 |
0.8625 |
0.1356 |
346 |
1 |
71.94 |
2017-09-17 |
| 77. |
We were sent here for something. And we know that all things... |
71.75 |
1.1338 |
-0.1074 |
155 |
1 |
71.75 |
2017-04-02 |
| 78. |
Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... |
71.49 |
0.9374 |
0.0849 |
255 |
1 |
71.49 |
2017-07-24 |
| 79. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
71.29 |
1.0403 |
-0.0273 |
234 |
1 |
71.29 |
2017-05-31 |
| 80. |
Just because there are things I don't remember doesn't make ... |
71.26 |
1.0650 |
-0.0479 |
151 |
1 |
71.26 |
2017-06-08 |
| 81. |
Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-hor... |
71.13 |
0.9084 |
0.0758 |
317 |
1 |
71.13 |
2017-12-14 |
| 82. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
69.60 |
1.0059 |
-0.0143 |
283 |
1 |
69.60 |
2017-04-30 |
| 83. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
69.53 |
0.8974 |
0.1041 |
365 |
2 |
68.25 |
2017-06-07 |
| 84. |
When you have eaten enough to meet your needs, your digestiv... |
69.26 |
0.9823 |
0.0125 |
392 |
1 |
69.26 |
2017-04-29 |
| 85. |
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anyt... |
68.97 |
0.9761 |
0.0081 |
306 |
1 |
68.97 |
2017-05-31 |
| 86. |
I don't want you to think of this as just a film - some proc... |
68.79 |
1.0003 |
-0.0122 |
412 |
1 |
68.79 |
2017-06-24 |
| 87. |
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state then nearly fou... |
68.51 |
0.8599 |
0.0908 |
323 |
1 |
68.51 |
2017-12-21 |
| 88. |
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... |
68.40 |
1.1099 |
-0.1298 |
147 |
1 |
68.40 |
2017-02-01 |
| 89. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
68.32 |
0.9643 |
0.0165 |
282 |
1 |
68.32 |
2017-06-07 |
| 90. |
I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had... |
68.28 |
1.0112 |
-0.0416 |
226 |
1 |
68.28 |
2017-06-26 |
| 91. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
68.21 |
0.9849 |
-0.0130 |
337 |
1 |
68.21 |
2017-06-23 |
| 92. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
68.15 |
1.0218 |
-0.0493 |
222 |
1 |
68.15 |
2017-06-08 |
| 93. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
68.14 |
1.0165 |
-0.0478 |
316 |
1 |
68.14 |
2017-05-04 |
| 94. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
67.95 |
0.9543 |
0.0194 |
265 |
2 |
63.56 |
2017-05-16 |
| 95. |
Anyway, I call this thing a "Gate." It's a kind of portal, t... |
67.82 |
0.9097 |
0.0249 |
191 |
1 |
67.82 |
2017-07-26 |
| 96. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
67.70 |
0.9678 |
-0.0002 |
392 |
1 |
67.70 |
2017-02-11 |
| 97. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
67.48 |
1.0128 |
-0.0457 |
369 |
1 |
67.48 |
2017-06-07 |
| 98. |
I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to ... |
67.44 |
0.9875 |
-0.0168 |
348 |
1 |
67.44 |
2017-06-07 |
| 99. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
67.36 |
1.0681 |
-0.1113 |
167 |
1 |
67.36 |
2017-06-07 |
| 100. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
67.11 |
1.0090 |
-0.0487 |
300 |
1 |
67.11 |
2017-05-16 |
| 101. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
67.03 |
0.9839 |
-0.0315 |
196 |
1 |
67.03 |
2017-05-31 |
| 102. |
Stretching improves flexibility. By gradually stretching the... |
66.86 |
0.9164 |
0.0104 |
259 |
1 |
66.86 |
2017-05-16 |
| 103. |
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a b... |
66.85 |
0.9386 |
-0.0071 |
435 |
1 |
66.85 |
2017-06-07 |
| 104. |
If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew ... |
66.85 |
0.9781 |
-0.0581 |
342 |
1 |
66.85 |
2017-08-09 |
| 105. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
66.30 |
0.9377 |
0.0132 |
198 |
1 |
66.30 |
2017-05-03 |
| 106. |
Titanium was discovered in 1790 but not purified until the e... |
66.28 |
0.8822 |
0.0392 |
309 |
1 |
66.28 |
2017-06-23 |
| 107. |
If you imagine an orange, there may occur in your cortex a s... |
66.25 |
0.9811 |
-0.0558 |
418 |
1 |
66.25 |
2017-05-12 |
| 108. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
66.16 |
1.0893 |
-0.1371 |
196 |
1 |
66.16 |
2017-03-25 |
| 109. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
66.03 |
1.0836 |
-0.1411 |
206 |
1 |
66.03 |
2017-06-07 |
| 110. |
Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... |
65.80 |
0.9970 |
-0.0592 |
281 |
1 |
65.80 |
2017-04-30 |
| 111. |
I sing the body electric, the armies of those I love engirth... |
65.49 |
1.0514 |
-0.1155 |
217 |
1 |
65.49 |
2017-04-02 |
| 112. |
I had the same room which Finny and I had shared during the ... |
65.48 |
0.9725 |
-0.0607 |
329 |
1 |
65.48 |
2017-02-01 |
| 113. |
A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... |
65.43 |
0.9588 |
-0.0261 |
228 |
1 |
65.43 |
2017-05-31 |
| 114. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
65.37 |
1.0189 |
-0.0897 |
290 |
1 |
65.37 |
2017-06-08 |
| 115. |
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... |
65.36 |
1.0249 |
-0.0832 |
148 |
1 |
65.36 |
2017-07-26 |
| 116. |
On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an ear... |
64.93 |
0.9315 |
-0.0388 |
302 |
1 |
64.93 |
2017-12-25 |
| 117. |
You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... |
64.79 |
1.0542 |
-0.1279 |
230 |
1 |
64.79 |
2017-02-18 |
| 118. |
She belonged to a different age, but being so entire, so com... |
64.69 |
1.0039 |
-0.0723 |
252 |
2 |
61.51 |
2017-05-31 |
| 119. |
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is t... |
64.41 |
1.0987 |
-0.1760 |
237 |
1 |
64.41 |
2017-01-29 |
| 120. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "I gotta see a man who looks like he migh... |
63.93 |
0.7741 |
0.1260 |
220 |
1 |
63.93 |
2017-05-31 |
| 121. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
63.87 |
0.8993 |
0.0121 |
366 |
1 |
63.87 |
2017-05-27 |
| 122. |
We all love a good story. We all love a tantalizing mystery.... |
63.51 |
1.0158 |
-0.1048 |
282 |
1 |
63.51 |
2017-02-01 |
| 123. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
63.29 |
1.0461 |
-0.1438 |
318 |
1 |
63.29 |
2017-01-26 |
| 124. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
63.13 |
0.9932 |
-0.0879 |
281 |
1 |
63.13 |
2017-04-30 |
| 125. |
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to t... |
63.11 |
0.9357 |
-0.0773 |
152 |
1 |
63.11 |
2017-09-17 |
| 126. |
Mostly, I could tell, I made him feel uncomfortable. He didn... |
62.92 |
1.0228 |
-0.1191 |
285 |
1 |
62.92 |
2017-05-27 |
| 127. |
And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Ins... |
62.72 |
0.9601 |
-0.0583 |
340 |
1 |
62.72 |
2017-04-17 |
| 128. |
You see, I'm moving on fast. Finally got the pass, gonna lea... |
62.63 |
1.0441 |
-0.1620 |
130 |
1 |
62.63 |
2017-07-24 |
| 129. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
62.58 |
1.0865 |
-0.1968 |
237 |
1 |
62.58 |
2017-02-11 |
| 130. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
62.39 |
1.0607 |
-0.1705 |
357 |
1 |
62.39 |
2017-02-11 |
| 131. |
Why study science? Science, more than any other discipline, ... |
62.36 |
0.9622 |
-0.0992 |
359 |
1 |
62.36 |
2017-02-11 |
| 132. |
Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... |
62.11 |
1.0878 |
-0.1995 |
167 |
1 |
62.11 |
2017-04-02 |
| 133. |
I would never want to forfeit my genders. Along with Aunt Au... |
62.01 |
0.9785 |
-0.0939 |
204 |
2 |
56.95 |
2017-12-15 |
| 134. |
It's a human sign when things go wrong, when the scent of he... |
61.81 |
1.0350 |
-0.1555 |
182 |
1 |
61.81 |
2017-07-24 |
| 135. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
61.77 |
0.9797 |
-0.0973 |
269 |
1 |
61.77 |
2017-04-30 |
| 136. |
It was Silver's voice, and before I had heard a dozen words,... |
61.49 |
1.0231 |
-0.1437 |
291 |
1 |
61.49 |
2017-01-29 |
| 137. |
It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to... |
61.16 |
0.8590 |
-0.0092 |
365 |
1 |
61.16 |
2017-05-03 |
| 138. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
61.02 |
0.9740 |
-0.1031 |
371 |
1 |
61.02 |
2017-01-30 |
| 139. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
60.96 |
1.0092 |
-0.1434 |
170 |
1 |
60.96 |
2017-01-25 |
| 140. |
I know you're into banks and Wall Street, but everyone knows... |
60.94 |
1.0189 |
-0.1542 |
194 |
1 |
60.94 |
2017-02-02 |
| 141. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
60.90 |
0.9636 |
-0.0989 |
281 |
1 |
60.90 |
2017-02-11 |
| 142. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
60.84 |
1.0332 |
-0.1689 |
267 |
1 |
60.84 |
2017-02-02 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
60.69 |
1.0561 |
-0.1952 |
227 |
1 |
60.69 |
2017-02-11 |
| 144. |
Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... |
60.56 |
1.0610 |
-0.2038 |
132 |
1 |
60.56 |
2017-04-02 |
| 145. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
60.38 |
0.9346 |
-0.0652 |
471 |
1 |
60.38 |
2017-06-07 |
| 146. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
60.19 |
0.8381 |
0.0212 |
283 |
1 |
60.19 |
2017-05-16 |
| 147. |
When things are going well with sales, profits, shareholder ... |
60.01 |
0.9919 |
-0.1397 |
198 |
1 |
60.01 |
2017-02-11 |
| 148. |
Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... |
59.66 |
0.9737 |
-0.1277 |
237 |
1 |
59.66 |
2017-01-25 |
| 149. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
59.45 |
1.0106 |
-0.1666 |
302 |
1 |
59.45 |
2017-02-11 |
| 150. |
Messes of men in farmer poverty; not much for monks but we p... |
59.24 |
0.9824 |
-0.1366 |
274 |
1 |
59.24 |
2017-02-18 |
| 151. |
Then suddenly Prince Andre was speaking for himself, his acc... |
57.07 |
0.8598 |
-0.0732 |
282 |
1 |
57.07 |
2017-02-11 |
| 152. |
Oh yeah, I know. We're all part-time here. You see that guy ... |
56.62 |
0.8997 |
-0.1308 |
272 |
1 |
56.62 |
2017-12-15 |
| 153. |
Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old ... |
56.21 |
0.9621 |
-0.1610 |
312 |
1 |
56.21 |
2017-01-23 |
| 154. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
55.94 |
1.0067 |
-0.1982 |
422 |
1 |
55.94 |
2017-02-11 |
| 155. |
Franky Four Fingers: "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, an... |
55.89 |
0.8393 |
-0.0376 |
256 |
1 |
55.89 |
2017-02-18 |
| 156. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
55.84 |
1.0697 |
-0.2669 |
341 |
1 |
55.84 |
2017-08-09 |
| 157. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
55.50 |
0.9020 |
-0.1178 |
186 |
1 |
55.50 |
2017-01-23 |
| 158. |
Do you know I've been sitting here thinking to myself: that ... |
55.48 |
0.9609 |
-0.1969 |
347 |
1 |
55.48 |
2017-02-11 |
| 159. |
I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a ma... |
54.45 |
0.9869 |
-0.2125 |
225 |
1 |
54.45 |
2017-01-29 |
| 160. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
53.63 |
0.9947 |
-0.2233 |
346 |
1 |
53.63 |
2017-02-11 |
| 161. |
For me, Halloween is the best holiday in the world. It even ... |
53.63 |
0.9728 |
-0.2292 |
464 |
1 |
53.63 |
2017-02-11 |
| 162. |
The term First Contact applies to the moment when we employ ... |
53.32 |
0.9516 |
-0.2099 |
444 |
1 |
53.32 |
2017-02-11 |
| 163. |
Beta flecks, another type of imperfection, are small regions... |
52.59 |
0.9225 |
-0.1975 |
343 |
1 |
52.59 |
2017-06-08 |
| 164. |
Finally, don't expect your cooking to taste exactly like res... |
51.88 |
0.8987 |
-0.1567 |
246 |
1 |
51.88 |
2017-02-11 |
| 165. |
"Look, you hassle me, you see what happens," Tyrone makes to... |
51.50 |
0.8294 |
-0.0970 |
468 |
1 |
51.50 |
2017-02-11 |
| 166. |
Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first pe... |
48.77 |
0.9582 |
-0.2830 |
583 |
1 |
48.77 |
2017-02-11 |
| 167. |
Sometimes you are too ashamed to leave. That was true now. A... |
48.55 |
1.0711 |
-0.3815 |
146 |
1 |
48.55 |
2017-02-11 |
| 168. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
47.86 |
0.9627 |
-0.2841 |
259 |
1 |
47.86 |
2017-01-23 |
| 169. |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... |
45.45 |
1.0130 |
-0.3783 |
200 |
1 |
45.45 |
2017-09-14 |
| 170. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
45.24 |
0.9068 |
-0.2670 |
212 |
1 |
45.24 |
2017-02-01 |
| 171. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
44.14 |
0.9763 |
-0.3508 |
143 |
1 |
44.14 |
2017-02-02 |
| 172. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
42.73 |
1.0768 |
-0.4719 |
183 |
1 |
42.73 |
2017-12-09 |
| 173. |
Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, h... |
37.79 |
0.9917 |
-0.4605 |
179 |
1 |
37.79 |
2017-02-01 |