| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
49.79 |
1.0561 |
0.1724 |
227 |
2 |
48.44 |
2010-03-20 |
| 2. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
49.58 |
1.0543 |
0.1676 |
182 |
2 |
43.97 |
2009-04-24 |
| 3. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
49.27 |
1.0960 |
0.1256 |
315 |
1 |
49.27 |
2009-09-19 |
| 4. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
47.99 |
0.9650 |
0.2234 |
347 |
2 |
42.46 |
2009-04-24 |
| 5. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
47.08 |
1.0472 |
0.1096 |
149 |
4 |
36.47 |
2009-08-23 |
| 6. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
46.37 |
1.0800 |
0.0585 |
129 |
1 |
46.37 |
2009-04-24 |
| 7. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
46.36 |
0.9621 |
0.1855 |
212 |
5 |
38.50 |
2009-08-23 |
| 8. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
46.11 |
1.0403 |
0.0970 |
234 |
1 |
46.11 |
2009-04-24 |
| 9. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
45.94 |
1.0498 |
0.0862 |
261 |
3 |
40.00 |
2010-01-09 |
| 10. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
45.70 |
1.0462 |
0.0856 |
340 |
2 |
43.04 |
2010-01-09 |
| 11. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
45.35 |
1.0332 |
0.0863 |
267 |
2 |
38.15 |
2009-04-24 |
| 12. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
45.31 |
1.0585 |
0.0634 |
226 |
1 |
45.31 |
2010-03-20 |
| 13. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
45.18 |
0.9316 |
0.1864 |
188 |
2 |
43.49 |
2009-04-23 |
| 14. |
The Peacocks are not dancing so it will not rain. The Peacoc... |
45.08 |
0.8906 |
0.2320 |
128 |
2 |
42.08 |
2009-04-24 |
| 15. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
44.97 |
0.9574 |
0.1565 |
354 |
1 |
44.97 |
2009-07-18 |
| 16. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
44.97 |
0.9260 |
0.1877 |
348 |
2 |
44.28 |
2009-07-19 |
| 17. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
44.94 |
1.0582 |
0.0486 |
180 |
3 |
44.22 |
2009-07-18 |
| 18. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
44.84 |
1.0615 |
0.0430 |
201 |
3 |
40.28 |
2009-04-24 |
| 19. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
44.63 |
1.0461 |
0.0583 |
318 |
3 |
42.99 |
2009-04-04 |
| 20. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
44.59 |
1.0125 |
0.0872 |
232 |
2 |
37.12 |
2009-04-24 |
| 21. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
44.52 |
0.9864 |
0.1169 |
292 |
1 |
44.52 |
2009-04-11 |
| 22. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
44.48 |
0.8869 |
0.2092 |
176 |
1 |
44.48 |
2009-07-18 |
| 23. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
44.44 |
0.9884 |
0.1116 |
267 |
1 |
44.44 |
2009-04-24 |
| 24. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
44.39 |
1.0334 |
0.0623 |
261 |
3 |
37.84 |
2009-04-30 |
| 25. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
44.36 |
0.9621 |
0.1305 |
201 |
2 |
40.58 |
2009-04-23 |
| 26. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
44.24 |
0.9780 |
0.1084 |
173 |
1 |
44.24 |
2010-03-20 |
| 27. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
44.22 |
1.0189 |
0.0726 |
290 |
2 |
41.46 |
2009-04-23 |
| 28. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
44.21 |
0.9054 |
0.1884 |
204 |
3 |
40.10 |
2010-03-20 |
| 29. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
44.16 |
0.9213 |
0.1671 |
165 |
4 |
41.98 |
2009-07-18 |
| 30. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
44.15 |
0.9931 |
0.1017 |
339 |
1 |
44.15 |
2009-04-23 |
| 31. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
44.13 |
0.9685 |
0.1220 |
304 |
2 |
42.15 |
2009-07-18 |
| 32. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
44.08 |
0.8815 |
0.2120 |
296 |
1 |
44.08 |
2010-03-20 |
| 33. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
44.07 |
0.9275 |
0.1660 |
243 |
2 |
42.16 |
2009-04-11 |
| 34. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
44.06 |
1.0333 |
0.0497 |
176 |
2 |
42.32 |
2009-07-18 |
| 35. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
44.05 |
1.0194 |
0.0663 |
224 |
1 |
44.05 |
2009-04-24 |
| 36. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
43.90 |
0.8988 |
0.1845 |
193 |
6 |
41.46 |
2009-07-18 |
| 37. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
43.83 |
0.8572 |
0.2235 |
232 |
1 |
43.83 |
2009-09-19 |
| 38. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
43.67 |
1.0320 |
0.0524 |
401 |
1 |
43.67 |
2009-04-24 |
| 39. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
43.62 |
0.8680 |
0.2043 |
196 |
2 |
41.94 |
2009-07-18 |
| 40. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
43.60 |
0.8988 |
0.1779 |
216 |
4 |
38.56 |
2009-07-18 |
| 41. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
43.55 |
0.9827 |
0.0936 |
314 |
1 |
43.55 |
2009-08-23 |
| 42. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
43.54 |
1.0095 |
0.0643 |
211 |
1 |
43.54 |
2009-04-24 |
| 43. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
43.46 |
0.9349 |
0.1409 |
287 |
2 |
42.98 |
2009-04-24 |
| 44. |
And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make ene... |
43.12 |
0.8777 |
0.1826 |
130 |
1 |
43.12 |
2009-07-18 |
| 45. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
43.10 |
1.0208 |
0.0433 |
231 |
1 |
43.10 |
2009-04-24 |
| 46. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
43.05 |
0.9841 |
0.0756 |
217 |
4 |
39.71 |
2009-07-18 |
| 47. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
42.97 |
0.9709 |
0.0888 |
264 |
1 |
42.97 |
2009-04-30 |
| 48. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
42.96 |
1.0418 |
0.0198 |
214 |
1 |
42.96 |
2009-04-24 |
| 49. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
42.74 |
0.9927 |
0.0645 |
262 |
2 |
42.40 |
2009-05-31 |
| 50. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
42.67 |
1.0901 |
-0.0345 |
288 |
1 |
42.67 |
2009-08-23 |
| 51. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
42.60 |
1.0042 |
0.0438 |
168 |
2 |
40.59 |
2009-04-04 |
| 52. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
42.50 |
0.9384 |
0.1084 |
296 |
1 |
42.50 |
2009-09-19 |
| 53. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
42.49 |
0.9719 |
0.0844 |
383 |
1 |
42.49 |
2009-09-19 |
| 54. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
42.42 |
0.8194 |
0.2271 |
193 |
2 |
39.00 |
2010-01-09 |
| 55. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
42.41 |
0.9768 |
0.0716 |
237 |
1 |
42.41 |
2009-07-18 |
| 56. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
42.41 |
0.9880 |
0.0549 |
199 |
3 |
37.14 |
2009-05-31 |
| 57. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
42.27 |
1.0351 |
0.0124 |
276 |
2 |
42.20 |
2009-07-18 |
| 58. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
42.25 |
1.0800 |
-0.0398 |
213 |
2 |
39.39 |
2009-04-30 |
| 59. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
42.21 |
1.0588 |
-0.0166 |
281 |
1 |
42.21 |
2009-07-18 |
| 60. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
42.17 |
1.0601 |
-0.0222 |
256 |
1 |
42.17 |
2009-04-10 |
| 61. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
42.09 |
0.8845 |
0.1560 |
239 |
3 |
40.97 |
2009-07-18 |
| 62. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
41.88 |
0.9948 |
0.0380 |
233 |
2 |
41.34 |
2010-01-09 |
| 63. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
41.87 |
0.9310 |
0.1022 |
278 |
2 |
37.07 |
2009-05-03 |
| 64. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
41.82 |
0.8827 |
0.1457 |
190 |
1 |
41.82 |
2009-09-19 |
| 65. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
41.71 |
0.9636 |
0.0647 |
281 |
4 |
35.96 |
2009-05-31 |
| 66. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
41.60 |
0.9927 |
0.0310 |
234 |
2 |
40.85 |
2009-09-19 |
| 67. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
41.58 |
1.0016 |
0.0233 |
217 |
1 |
41.58 |
2009-05-03 |
| 68. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
41.47 |
1.0414 |
-0.0185 |
234 |
1 |
41.47 |
2009-04-11 |
| 69. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
41.44 |
1.0743 |
-0.0502 |
297 |
2 |
36.31 |
2009-04-24 |
| 70. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
41.39 |
1.0004 |
0.0240 |
373 |
1 |
41.39 |
2009-09-19 |
| 71. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
41.35 |
0.9981 |
0.0218 |
211 |
2 |
38.53 |
2009-04-30 |
| 72. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
41.32 |
1.0301 |
-0.0114 |
268 |
3 |
38.99 |
2009-04-30 |
| 73. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
41.32 |
0.9935 |
0.0287 |
217 |
1 |
41.32 |
2009-09-19 |
| 74. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
41.06 |
1.0877 |
-0.0775 |
129 |
3 |
37.46 |
2009-09-19 |
| 75. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
41.02 |
0.8474 |
0.1657 |
265 |
2 |
37.39 |
2009-04-30 |
| 76. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
40.82 |
0.9917 |
0.0180 |
317 |
2 |
39.97 |
2009-09-19 |
| 77. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
40.77 |
0.9265 |
0.0788 |
254 |
1 |
40.77 |
2009-04-23 |
| 78. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
40.74 |
0.9103 |
0.0951 |
269 |
2 |
36.42 |
2009-07-18 |
| 79. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
40.72 |
0.8603 |
0.1447 |
270 |
1 |
40.72 |
2009-07-19 |
| 80. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
40.63 |
0.9583 |
0.0451 |
237 |
3 |
38.63 |
2009-08-22 |
| 81. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
40.56 |
1.0672 |
-0.0672 |
239 |
1 |
40.56 |
2009-05-03 |
| 82. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
40.47 |
0.9561 |
0.0444 |
362 |
1 |
40.47 |
2009-04-04 |
| 83. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
40.40 |
1.0557 |
-0.0573 |
289 |
1 |
40.40 |
2009-04-30 |
| 84. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
40.37 |
0.9285 |
0.0661 |
244 |
1 |
40.37 |
2009-04-04 |
| 85. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
40.35 |
0.9346 |
0.0584 |
211 |
1 |
40.35 |
2009-09-19 |
| 86. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
40.30 |
0.9980 |
-0.0011 |
295 |
3 |
39.10 |
2009-05-03 |
| 87. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
40.22 |
1.1086 |
-0.1155 |
233 |
1 |
40.22 |
2009-04-23 |
| 88. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
40.21 |
1.0540 |
-0.0665 |
184 |
1 |
40.21 |
2009-04-30 |
| 89. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
40.12 |
1.0106 |
-0.0214 |
302 |
1 |
40.12 |
2009-04-10 |
| 90. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
40.11 |
0.9271 |
0.0625 |
295 |
1 |
40.11 |
2009-04-04 |
| 91. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
40.07 |
1.0130 |
-0.0239 |
288 |
1 |
40.07 |
2009-09-19 |
| 92. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
39.95 |
0.9957 |
-0.0099 |
323 |
2 |
37.12 |
2009-04-23 |
| 93. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
39.79 |
0.8948 |
0.0865 |
164 |
1 |
39.79 |
2009-04-23 |
| 94. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
39.76 |
0.9922 |
-0.0103 |
264 |
1 |
39.76 |
2009-04-04 |
| 95. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
39.46 |
0.8192 |
0.1566 |
200 |
1 |
39.46 |
2009-07-18 |
| 96. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
39.38 |
1.0132 |
-0.0408 |
371 |
1 |
39.38 |
2009-04-24 |
| 97. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
39.29 |
0.9594 |
0.0084 |
258 |
2 |
36.86 |
2009-05-16 |
| 98. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
39.28 |
0.8880 |
0.0815 |
296 |
3 |
36.46 |
2009-04-24 |
| 99. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
39.20 |
1.0881 |
-0.1246 |
210 |
1 |
39.20 |
2009-04-24 |
| 100. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
39.12 |
0.9332 |
0.0322 |
267 |
1 |
39.12 |
2009-07-18 |
| 101. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
38.95 |
0.9836 |
-0.0223 |
289 |
1 |
38.95 |
2009-05-03 |
| 102. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
38.86 |
0.9890 |
-0.0262 |
272 |
2 |
36.67 |
2009-04-24 |
| 103. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
38.84 |
0.8778 |
0.0824 |
285 |
3 |
35.01 |
2009-05-16 |
| 104. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
38.82 |
0.9909 |
-0.0284 |
293 |
1 |
38.82 |
2009-07-18 |
| 105. |
Now you come to me and you say, "Don Corleone, give me justi... |
38.76 |
0.8127 |
0.1401 |
167 |
1 |
38.76 |
2009-04-30 |
| 106. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
38.75 |
1.0006 |
-0.0444 |
311 |
1 |
38.75 |
2009-05-31 |
| 107. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
38.70 |
0.9704 |
-0.0154 |
254 |
1 |
38.70 |
2009-05-16 |
| 108. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
38.70 |
1.0867 |
-0.1361 |
171 |
1 |
38.70 |
2009-07-18 |
| 109. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
38.57 |
0.8936 |
0.0570 |
346 |
1 |
38.57 |
2009-07-18 |
| 110. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
38.36 |
0.9809 |
-0.0383 |
209 |
2 |
38.01 |
2009-09-19 |
| 111. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
38.20 |
0.9010 |
0.0440 |
266 |
1 |
38.20 |
2009-03-22 |
| 112. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
38.20 |
0.8986 |
0.0445 |
216 |
1 |
38.20 |
2010-03-20 |
| 113. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
38.14 |
0.8669 |
0.0804 |
255 |
1 |
38.14 |
2009-04-04 |
| 114. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
38.11 |
0.9357 |
0.0024 |
204 |
1 |
38.11 |
2009-03-22 |
| 115. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
38.00 |
1.0199 |
-0.0861 |
225 |
3 |
36.01 |
2009-05-31 |
| 116. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
37.97 |
0.9762 |
-0.0394 |
249 |
2 |
37.05 |
2009-04-23 |
| 117. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
37.92 |
0.9183 |
0.0182 |
308 |
1 |
37.92 |
2009-08-22 |
| 118. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
37.74 |
1.0600 |
-0.1286 |
351 |
2 |
35.58 |
2009-05-31 |
| 119. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
37.73 |
0.9839 |
-0.0532 |
308 |
1 |
37.73 |
2009-04-10 |
| 120. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
37.72 |
0.9108 |
0.0197 |
235 |
1 |
37.72 |
2009-07-18 |
| 121. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
37.66 |
0.9001 |
0.0294 |
217 |
2 |
37.05 |
2009-05-03 |
| 122. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
37.55 |
0.9068 |
0.0177 |
212 |
2 |
36.38 |
2009-04-24 |
| 123. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
37.45 |
0.9228 |
0.0056 |
305 |
1 |
37.45 |
2009-04-30 |
| 124. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
37.36 |
0.9283 |
-0.0052 |
317 |
1 |
37.36 |
2009-04-04 |
| 125. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
37.32 |
0.9866 |
-0.0655 |
308 |
2 |
34.69 |
2010-01-09 |
| 126. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
37.25 |
0.9598 |
-0.0387 |
209 |
1 |
37.25 |
2010-01-09 |
| 127. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
37.07 |
0.9807 |
-0.0778 |
129 |
1 |
37.07 |
2009-04-04 |
| 128. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
37.02 |
1.0103 |
-0.1028 |
209 |
2 |
31.41 |
2009-04-30 |
| 129. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
36.98 |
1.0504 |
-0.1363 |
225 |
1 |
36.98 |
2009-08-22 |
| 130. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
36.68 |
0.9974 |
-0.0965 |
163 |
1 |
36.68 |
2009-03-22 |
| 131. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
36.46 |
1.0617 |
-0.1643 |
171 |
1 |
36.46 |
2009-07-18 |
| 132. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
35.81 |
0.8925 |
-0.0023 |
293 |
1 |
35.81 |
2009-04-23 |
| 133. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
35.75 |
1.0059 |
-0.1230 |
283 |
1 |
35.75 |
2009-04-23 |
| 134. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
35.44 |
1.0270 |
-0.1524 |
303 |
1 |
35.44 |
2009-05-03 |
| 135. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
35.42 |
0.8172 |
0.0520 |
204 |
4 |
32.01 |
2009-12-21 |
| 136. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
35.30 |
0.8768 |
-0.0023 |
199 |
1 |
35.30 |
2010-01-09 |
| 137. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
35.22 |
1.0101 |
-0.1398 |
336 |
1 |
35.22 |
2009-05-31 |
| 138. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
35.04 |
0.8381 |
0.0296 |
283 |
1 |
35.04 |
2009-04-04 |
| 139. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
34.95 |
0.9324 |
-0.0676 |
246 |
1 |
34.95 |
2009-05-16 |
| 140. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
34.86 |
0.9763 |
-0.1172 |
143 |
1 |
34.86 |
2009-04-23 |
| 141. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
34.79 |
0.9128 |
-0.0577 |
237 |
1 |
34.79 |
2009-04-04 |
| 142. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
34.65 |
0.9315 |
-0.0753 |
273 |
1 |
34.65 |
2009-05-03 |
| 143. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
34.58 |
1.0291 |
-0.1786 |
240 |
1 |
34.58 |
2009-04-10 |
| 144. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
34.30 |
1.0279 |
-0.1879 |
172 |
1 |
34.30 |
2009-04-23 |
| 145. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
34.29 |
0.9928 |
-0.1480 |
293 |
1 |
34.29 |
2009-05-16 |
| 146. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
34.14 |
0.9400 |
-0.0957 |
434 |
1 |
34.14 |
2009-04-23 |
| 147. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
34.11 |
0.8830 |
-0.0395 |
300 |
2 |
30.89 |
2009-05-03 |
| 148. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
34.00 |
0.9952 |
-0.1546 |
220 |
1 |
34.00 |
2009-03-22 |
| 149. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
33.72 |
0.9402 |
-0.1108 |
310 |
1 |
33.72 |
2009-04-10 |
| 150. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
33.10 |
0.9597 |
-0.1436 |
251 |
1 |
33.10 |
2009-03-21 |
| 151. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
32.79 |
1.0264 |
-0.2224 |
191 |
1 |
32.79 |
2009-07-19 |
| 152. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
32.16 |
0.9264 |
-0.1330 |
177 |
1 |
32.16 |
2009-03-21 |
| 153. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
32.13 |
0.9084 |
-0.1151 |
271 |
1 |
32.13 |
2009-08-23 |
| 154. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
30.92 |
0.8666 |
-0.1074 |
206 |
1 |
30.92 |
2010-01-09 |
| 155. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
30.57 |
0.9680 |
-0.2149 |
256 |
1 |
30.57 |
2009-05-31 |
| 156. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
28.45 |
0.8437 |
-0.1440 |
268 |
1 |
28.45 |
2009-05-31 |
| 157. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
28.15 |
1.0086 |
-0.3200 |
218 |
1 |
28.15 |
2009-04-23 |
| 158. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
25.08 |
0.8863 |
-0.2731 |
127 |
1 |
25.08 |
2009-04-24 |