Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
123.08 |
1.0338 |
0.2209 |
292 |
1 |
123.08 |
2021-11-19 |
2. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
122.68 |
1.0471 |
0.2104 |
406 |
2 |
112.27 |
2016-03-31 |
3. |
Kinda cold, walking home. Growing older on my own. Feels so ... |
120.67 |
1.0526 |
0.1755 |
198 |
1 |
120.67 |
2023-03-29 |
4. |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've g... |
119.94 |
1.0684 |
0.1523 |
353 |
1 |
119.94 |
2023-03-29 |
5. |
Working hard is important, but there's something that matter... |
119.62 |
1.0728 |
0.1443 |
242 |
1 |
119.62 |
2022-11-08 |
6. |
We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's... |
118.62 |
0.9669 |
0.2480 |
389 |
1 |
118.62 |
2020-11-26 |
7. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
118.37 |
1.0726 |
0.1351 |
256 |
1 |
118.37 |
2017-08-01 |
8. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
118.08 |
1.1093 |
0.0951 |
220 |
1 |
118.08 |
2011-12-11 |
9. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
118.06 |
1.0414 |
0.1635 |
234 |
2 |
104.19 |
2016-09-20 |
10. |
Our evaluations of reflection and transmission at material i... |
117.96 |
1.0334 |
0.1698 |
407 |
1 |
117.96 |
2022-09-29 |
11. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
117.87 |
1.0617 |
0.1402 |
171 |
2 |
109.81 |
2013-05-07 |
12. |
It is now time to make it unclear. To write off lines that d... |
117.03 |
1.0773 |
0.1141 |
290 |
1 |
117.03 |
2023-03-29 |
13. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
116.42 |
1.0755 |
0.1100 |
211 |
1 |
116.42 |
2018-04-30 |
14. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
116.04 |
1.0131 |
0.1700 |
214 |
1 |
116.04 |
2016-12-15 |
15. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
115.91 |
1.0901 |
0.0928 |
288 |
1 |
115.91 |
2014-04-22 |
16. |
You're right, Will. I can't do this proof. But you can and w... |
115.67 |
1.0562 |
0.1203 |
211 |
1 |
115.67 |
2018-08-28 |
17. |
I felt the urge to reassure him that I was like everybody el... |
115.63 |
1.0489 |
0.1282 |
165 |
1 |
115.63 |
2017-04-05 |
18. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
113.94 |
1.0669 |
0.0958 |
379 |
1 |
113.94 |
2012-05-08 |
19. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
113.83 |
1.0487 |
0.1133 |
253 |
2 |
105.34 |
2011-12-10 |
20. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
113.51 |
1.0157 |
0.1396 |
227 |
1 |
113.51 |
2021-11-19 |
21. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
113.44 |
1.0334 |
0.1238 |
261 |
1 |
113.44 |
2012-10-17 |
22. |
Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a my... |
113.15 |
0.9319 |
0.2279 |
239 |
1 |
113.15 |
2020-11-26 |
23. |
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t... |
112.70 |
1.0667 |
0.0799 |
186 |
1 |
112.70 |
2017-06-29 |
24. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
112.53 |
1.0736 |
0.0746 |
350 |
2 |
105.29 |
2016-04-01 |
25. |
Getting out of your comfort zone means trying to do somethin... |
112.40 |
1.0822 |
0.0618 |
383 |
1 |
112.40 |
2023-08-25 |
26. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
112.16 |
0.9114 |
0.2345 |
399 |
2 |
104.29 |
2011-12-15 |
27. |
There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two... |
111.86 |
1.1083 |
0.0291 |
300 |
1 |
111.86 |
2023-08-16 |
28. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
111.45 |
0.9809 |
0.1562 |
209 |
2 |
110.60 |
2012-10-17 |
29. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
111.33 |
1.0333 |
0.1021 |
176 |
3 |
87.78 |
2016-03-31 |
30. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
110.76 |
1.1024 |
0.0254 |
194 |
1 |
110.76 |
2017-08-01 |
31. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
110.61 |
1.0411 |
0.0875 |
341 |
3 |
103.58 |
2012-04-29 |
32. |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... |
110.54 |
0.9892 |
0.1436 |
365 |
1 |
110.54 |
2019-02-06 |
33. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
110.53 |
0.9952 |
0.1331 |
220 |
1 |
110.53 |
2012-06-23 |
34. |
The human body consists of an incredibly complex system of m... |
110.34 |
0.9121 |
0.2199 |
313 |
1 |
110.34 |
2020-12-18 |
35. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
110.19 |
1.0288 |
0.0953 |
166 |
2 |
92.59 |
2012-04-04 |
36. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
110.05 |
1.0881 |
0.0346 |
210 |
1 |
110.05 |
2012-04-26 |
37. |
This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this eveni... |
110.03 |
0.9514 |
0.1789 |
642 |
1 |
110.03 |
2020-11-26 |
38. |
I watched a bear once. His leg was in a steel trap. It chewe... |
109.62 |
0.9877 |
0.1311 |
359 |
1 |
109.62 |
2021-08-13 |
39. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
109.57 |
1.0370 |
0.0810 |
262 |
1 |
109.57 |
2012-03-31 |
40. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
109.55 |
1.0426 |
0.0745 |
131 |
1 |
109.55 |
2012-03-29 |
41. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
109.21 |
1.0665 |
0.0535 |
210 |
1 |
109.21 |
2012-09-24 |
42. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
109.17 |
1.1198 |
-0.0063 |
247 |
2 |
103.05 |
2013-05-27 |
43. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
109.11 |
1.0996 |
0.0125 |
153 |
1 |
109.11 |
2019-03-12 |
44. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
108.89 |
1.0535 |
0.0554 |
217 |
1 |
108.89 |
2016-12-19 |
45. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
108.62 |
0.9935 |
0.1221 |
217 |
1 |
108.62 |
2011-12-04 |
46. |
You gotta relax and stay calm in there. The cage is your hom... |
108.50 |
0.9777 |
0.1286 |
225 |
1 |
108.50 |
2020-11-26 |
47. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
108.17 |
1.1086 |
-0.0047 |
233 |
2 |
107.08 |
2012-05-09 |
48. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
107.97 |
0.9931 |
0.1083 |
218 |
1 |
107.97 |
2016-03-31 |
49. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
107.92 |
1.0736 |
0.0327 |
256 |
2 |
104.98 |
2016-12-15 |
50. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
107.88 |
0.9925 |
0.1091 |
155 |
1 |
107.88 |
2011-11-07 |
51. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
107.81 |
1.0791 |
0.0255 |
365 |
1 |
107.81 |
2011-11-12 |
52. |
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eye... |
107.52 |
1.0172 |
0.0768 |
285 |
1 |
107.52 |
2021-11-19 |
53. |
It was right before I was to take on my duties of protecting... |
107.39 |
0.9531 |
0.1481 |
450 |
1 |
107.39 |
2019-05-24 |
54. |
I took a walk alone last night, I looked up at the stars to ... |
107.37 |
1.0768 |
0.0158 |
197 |
1 |
107.37 |
2018-11-08 |
55. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
106.91 |
1.0387 |
0.0522 |
333 |
2 |
103.54 |
2012-05-28 |
56. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
106.78 |
1.0777 |
0.0113 |
226 |
2 |
103.54 |
2011-11-28 |
57. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
106.68 |
1.0794 |
0.0059 |
218 |
1 |
106.68 |
2020-12-29 |
58. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
106.56 |
0.9996 |
0.0884 |
483 |
1 |
106.56 |
2011-12-13 |
59. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
106.26 |
1.0405 |
0.0425 |
245 |
1 |
106.26 |
2018-11-08 |
60. |
We deal in illusions, man! None of it is true! But you peopl... |
106.14 |
0.9707 |
0.1175 |
493 |
1 |
106.14 |
2019-04-09 |
61. |
You know, I don't know her very well, but perhaps she's one ... |
106.13 |
1.0373 |
0.0413 |
409 |
1 |
106.13 |
2021-05-03 |
62. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
105.71 |
0.9761 |
0.1072 |
227 |
1 |
105.71 |
2012-10-22 |
63. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
105.66 |
1.0283 |
0.0556 |
272 |
1 |
105.66 |
2011-10-29 |
64. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
105.63 |
1.0476 |
0.0280 |
110 |
2 |
102.84 |
2016-12-08 |
65. |
Welcome to the world of international intrigue where today's... |
105.58 |
0.9780 |
0.1042 |
276 |
1 |
105.58 |
2017-08-01 |
66. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
105.48 |
1.0287 |
0.0471 |
269 |
2 |
104.31 |
2012-10-30 |
67. |
Things, events, that occupy space yet come to an end when so... |
105.39 |
0.9823 |
0.0934 |
683 |
1 |
105.39 |
2018-11-07 |
68. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
105.03 |
1.0567 |
0.0149 |
314 |
1 |
105.03 |
2011-10-28 |
69. |
I walked awhile among the rocks: the sky was perfectly clear... |
104.79 |
1.0212 |
0.0464 |
256 |
1 |
104.79 |
2021-10-20 |
70. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
104.75 |
0.9517 |
0.1225 |
397 |
1 |
104.75 |
2011-12-02 |
71. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
104.59 |
1.0498 |
0.0168 |
261 |
1 |
104.59 |
2011-10-29 |
72. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
104.46 |
1.0074 |
0.0639 |
410 |
2 |
103.69 |
2023-03-29 |
73. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
103.88 |
1.0188 |
0.0473 |
316 |
2 |
103.33 |
2021-05-04 |
74. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
103.88 |
0.9931 |
0.0724 |
381 |
2 |
103.41 |
2012-10-03 |
75. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
103.87 |
0.9820 |
0.0851 |
297 |
2 |
95.96 |
2012-04-12 |
76. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
103.83 |
1.0227 |
0.0370 |
378 |
1 |
103.83 |
2011-12-04 |
77. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
103.81 |
0.9918 |
0.0723 |
400 |
2 |
103.48 |
2013-12-08 |
78. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
103.70 |
0.9726 |
0.0861 |
396 |
1 |
103.70 |
2012-08-31 |
79. |
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird ... |
103.56 |
1.0558 |
-0.0003 |
209 |
1 |
103.56 |
2016-12-08 |
80. |
Dreams are just your brain processing random rigmarole it co... |
103.46 |
0.9566 |
0.1028 |
204 |
1 |
103.46 |
2019-04-09 |
81. |
For the same reasons that scientific standards change within... |
103.34 |
1.0351 |
0.0184 |
293 |
1 |
103.34 |
2017-10-24 |
82. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
103.31 |
1.0511 |
0.0035 |
252 |
1 |
103.31 |
2012-05-03 |
83. |
But he didn't and he never will. We all pay for our choices ... |
103.29 |
1.0454 |
0.0052 |
258 |
1 |
103.29 |
2023-03-29 |
84. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
102.78 |
1.0338 |
0.0202 |
277 |
1 |
102.78 |
2011-12-05 |
85. |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a... |
102.65 |
1.0314 |
0.0163 |
332 |
1 |
102.65 |
2020-11-29 |
86. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
102.53 |
1.0628 |
-0.0165 |
363 |
1 |
102.53 |
2012-05-04 |
87. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
102.38 |
0.9948 |
0.0495 |
233 |
2 |
97.67 |
2012-04-17 |
88. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
102.33 |
0.9299 |
0.1140 |
168 |
1 |
102.33 |
2012-04-11 |
89. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
102.19 |
0.9889 |
0.0570 |
429 |
1 |
102.19 |
2011-12-18 |
90. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
102.17 |
0.9538 |
0.0891 |
276 |
1 |
102.17 |
2012-10-23 |
91. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
102.00 |
1.0346 |
0.0103 |
326 |
1 |
102.00 |
2016-04-11 |
92. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
101.94 |
0.9128 |
0.1275 |
237 |
2 |
97.93 |
2012-04-19 |
93. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
101.70 |
0.9986 |
0.0378 |
174 |
1 |
101.70 |
2016-04-05 |
94. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
101.52 |
0.9703 |
0.0637 |
226 |
1 |
101.52 |
2018-04-04 |
95. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
101.45 |
0.9637 |
0.0782 |
342 |
1 |
101.45 |
2012-09-20 |
96. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
101.41 |
0.9598 |
0.0809 |
209 |
2 |
98.54 |
2011-12-10 |
97. |
Take one moment to escape, it will change your mood when you... |
101.38 |
1.0693 |
-0.0378 |
298 |
1 |
101.38 |
2022-01-23 |
98. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
101.11 |
1.0800 |
-0.0490 |
129 |
1 |
101.11 |
2011-10-31 |
99. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
101.09 |
1.0461 |
-0.0146 |
318 |
1 |
101.09 |
2011-12-07 |
100. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
100.98 |
1.0131 |
0.0231 |
245 |
1 |
100.98 |
2012-03-05 |
101. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
100.96 |
0.9332 |
0.0970 |
295 |
1 |
100.96 |
2021-11-20 |
102. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
100.95 |
0.9630 |
0.0700 |
379 |
1 |
100.95 |
2011-12-06 |
103. |
You know, I think this Christmas thing is not as tricky as i... |
100.74 |
0.9393 |
0.0815 |
334 |
1 |
100.74 |
2023-03-29 |
104. |
I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even ... |
100.72 |
0.9729 |
0.0536 |
177 |
1 |
100.72 |
2021-05-03 |
105. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
100.64 |
1.0057 |
0.0214 |
382 |
1 |
100.64 |
2012-05-12 |
106. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
100.63 |
1.0265 |
0.0007 |
375 |
1 |
100.63 |
2012-10-19 |
107. |
Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright... |
100.57 |
0.9636 |
0.0664 |
375 |
1 |
100.57 |
2016-12-15 |
108. |
Some might say that sunshine follows thunder, go and tell it... |
100.35 |
1.0978 |
-0.0787 |
232 |
1 |
100.35 |
2022-09-29 |
109. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
100.30 |
0.9027 |
0.1208 |
189 |
2 |
99.71 |
2013-04-20 |
110. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
100.29 |
0.9836 |
0.0401 |
289 |
2 |
90.72 |
2016-05-17 |
111. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
100.27 |
0.9451 |
0.0786 |
419 |
1 |
100.27 |
2012-05-20 |
112. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
100.25 |
1.0585 |
-0.0298 |
226 |
1 |
100.25 |
2016-04-11 |
113. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
100.04 |
1.0135 |
0.0076 |
358 |
1 |
100.04 |
2012-03-11 |
114. |
There is nothing in the world more difficult than candor, an... |
100.00 |
0.9942 |
0.0244 |
412 |
1 |
100.00 |
2017-08-01 |
115. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
99.93 |
1.0481 |
-0.0267 |
255 |
1 |
99.93 |
2012-04-10 |
116. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
99.79 |
1.0026 |
0.0232 |
200 |
1 |
99.79 |
2022-02-17 |
117. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
99.78 |
0.9922 |
0.0261 |
264 |
2 |
93.45 |
2011-12-15 |
118. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
99.62 |
1.0192 |
0.0027 |
243 |
1 |
99.62 |
2016-12-08 |
119. |
One mile to the west, Emerson Cod was also not thrilled. Dur... |
99.38 |
0.9366 |
0.0817 |
204 |
1 |
99.38 |
2018-12-21 |
120. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
99.38 |
1.0616 |
-0.0430 |
304 |
2 |
93.61 |
2012-04-14 |
121. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
99.35 |
0.9338 |
0.0879 |
326 |
1 |
99.35 |
2022-07-01 |
122. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
99.32 |
1.0320 |
-0.0184 |
401 |
1 |
99.32 |
2012-04-26 |
123. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
99.24 |
1.0189 |
-0.0059 |
290 |
1 |
99.24 |
2012-10-27 |
124. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
99.23 |
0.9909 |
0.0215 |
334 |
1 |
99.23 |
2012-03-14 |
125. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
99.00 |
1.0753 |
-0.0594 |
206 |
1 |
99.00 |
2012-04-28 |
126. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
98.91 |
0.9762 |
0.0336 |
249 |
2 |
98.44 |
2011-12-21 |
127. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
98.60 |
1.0960 |
-0.0907 |
315 |
1 |
98.60 |
2012-03-07 |
128. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
98.30 |
1.0466 |
-0.0440 |
230 |
1 |
98.30 |
2012-10-26 |
129. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
98.28 |
0.9597 |
0.0434 |
251 |
1 |
98.28 |
2012-03-12 |
130. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
98.26 |
0.9682 |
0.0407 |
341 |
1 |
98.26 |
2012-04-19 |
131. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
98.25 |
1.0418 |
-0.0398 |
214 |
3 |
89.55 |
2012-10-02 |
132. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
98.14 |
0.9012 |
0.1005 |
322 |
1 |
98.14 |
2016-04-01 |
133. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
98.06 |
0.8986 |
0.1020 |
216 |
2 |
87.58 |
2012-10-27 |
134. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
97.93 |
1.0128 |
-0.0132 |
369 |
1 |
97.93 |
2012-10-17 |
135. |
Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks cre... |
97.85 |
0.8794 |
0.1235 |
266 |
1 |
97.85 |
2018-04-30 |
136. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
97.84 |
1.0791 |
-0.0762 |
259 |
1 |
97.84 |
2012-04-16 |
137. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
97.75 |
0.8830 |
0.1144 |
300 |
3 |
94.26 |
2011-11-07 |
138. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
97.65 |
1.0020 |
-0.0030 |
411 |
1 |
97.65 |
2012-09-30 |
139. |
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round... |
97.57 |
1.0212 |
-0.0287 |
160 |
1 |
97.57 |
2017-10-26 |
140. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
97.44 |
1.0462 |
-0.0519 |
340 |
1 |
97.44 |
2013-04-04 |
141. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
97.43 |
0.9737 |
0.0252 |
237 |
1 |
97.43 |
2011-12-04 |
142. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
97.35 |
0.9927 |
0.0001 |
234 |
3 |
83.58 |
2011-12-11 |
143. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
97.29 |
1.0638 |
-0.0716 |
247 |
1 |
97.29 |
2011-12-13 |
144. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
97.29 |
1.0492 |
-0.0515 |
284 |
2 |
94.98 |
2012-09-13 |
145. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
97.17 |
1.0506 |
-0.0595 |
259 |
1 |
97.17 |
2012-07-07 |
146. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
97.12 |
1.0664 |
-0.0763 |
247 |
1 |
97.12 |
2023-11-13 |
147. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
97.03 |
1.0507 |
-0.0560 |
253 |
1 |
97.03 |
2011-12-13 |
148. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
96.97 |
0.9632 |
0.0264 |
287 |
2 |
90.11 |
2020-10-29 |
149. |
Hi, everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love. I came up wi... |
96.75 |
0.9351 |
0.0569 |
207 |
1 |
96.75 |
2019-02-06 |
150. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
96.68 |
0.9932 |
0.0000 |
281 |
2 |
93.03 |
2013-05-27 |
151. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
96.65 |
1.0332 |
-0.0471 |
267 |
1 |
96.65 |
2011-12-25 |
152. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
96.53 |
1.0865 |
-0.1022 |
237 |
1 |
96.53 |
2011-12-18 |
153. |
Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what... |
96.42 |
0.8865 |
0.1032 |
521 |
1 |
96.42 |
2017-10-20 |
154. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
96.32 |
0.9809 |
0.0085 |
250 |
1 |
96.32 |
2011-12-09 |
155. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
96.21 |
1.0079 |
-0.0265 |
273 |
2 |
92.02 |
2011-12-08 |
156. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
96.19 |
0.9933 |
-0.0115 |
450 |
1 |
96.19 |
2011-11-11 |
157. |
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s mo... |
96.14 |
0.8585 |
0.1277 |
499 |
1 |
96.14 |
2018-04-04 |
158. |
Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk. She says I b... |
95.89 |
0.9739 |
0.0095 |
503 |
1 |
95.89 |
2018-11-08 |
159. |
I don't want to talk about the things we've gone through. Th... |
95.77 |
1.0604 |
-0.0865 |
199 |
1 |
95.77 |
2017-11-15 |
160. |
Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new invent... |
95.75 |
1.0333 |
-0.0589 |
269 |
1 |
95.75 |
2018-07-26 |
161. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
95.63 |
0.9783 |
0.0041 |
273 |
1 |
95.63 |
2012-03-04 |
162. |
Grab your coat and get your hat, leave your worry on the doo... |
95.56 |
1.0298 |
-0.0588 |
238 |
1 |
95.56 |
2023-04-18 |
163. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
95.45 |
1.0615 |
-0.0884 |
201 |
2 |
92.93 |
2012-03-04 |
164. |
Getting thrown out of baseball was like having part of me am... |
95.42 |
0.9853 |
-0.0068 |
298 |
1 |
95.42 |
2018-12-21 |
165. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
95.32 |
0.8955 |
0.0822 |
436 |
1 |
95.32 |
2011-12-04 |
166. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
95.30 |
0.9265 |
0.0457 |
254 |
1 |
95.30 |
2011-11-07 |
167. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
94.98 |
1.0529 |
-0.0843 |
373 |
1 |
94.98 |
2012-03-16 |
168. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
94.97 |
1.0867 |
-0.1192 |
171 |
1 |
94.97 |
2011-12-11 |
169. |
I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the wo... |
94.80 |
1.0955 |
-0.1306 |
163 |
1 |
94.80 |
2018-03-05 |
170. |
I believe that you are sincere and good at heart. If you do ... |
94.74 |
1.0061 |
-0.0409 |
474 |
1 |
94.74 |
2020-03-20 |
171. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
94.71 |
0.8993 |
0.0681 |
366 |
1 |
94.71 |
2011-10-29 |
172. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
94.51 |
0.9482 |
0.0166 |
476 |
1 |
94.51 |
2011-12-05 |
173. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
94.48 |
1.0482 |
-0.0799 |
407 |
1 |
94.48 |
2011-12-10 |
174. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
94.43 |
1.0755 |
-0.1081 |
243 |
1 |
94.43 |
2011-10-29 |
175. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
94.25 |
1.0270 |
-0.0651 |
303 |
1 |
94.25 |
2012-03-07 |
176. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
94.15 |
0.9743 |
-0.0091 |
397 |
1 |
94.15 |
2012-03-04 |
177. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
93.92 |
1.0071 |
-0.0445 |
329 |
1 |
93.92 |
2016-04-05 |
178. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
93.52 |
0.9377 |
0.0210 |
198 |
1 |
93.52 |
2012-05-05 |
179. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
93.41 |
0.9103 |
0.0445 |
269 |
1 |
93.41 |
2011-11-07 |
180. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
93.35 |
1.0509 |
-0.0964 |
430 |
1 |
93.35 |
2011-11-07 |
181. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
93.15 |
0.9392 |
0.0118 |
360 |
1 |
93.15 |
2011-11-12 |
182. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
93.11 |
1.0554 |
-0.1105 |
158 |
1 |
93.11 |
2023-11-13 |
183. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
92.96 |
0.9804 |
-0.0277 |
227 |
2 |
88.21 |
2012-04-17 |
184. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
92.95 |
0.8981 |
0.0565 |
255 |
1 |
92.95 |
2016-12-19 |
185. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
92.95 |
1.0199 |
-0.0721 |
225 |
2 |
90.00 |
2011-12-21 |
186. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
92.57 |
0.9989 |
-0.0481 |
282 |
1 |
92.57 |
2012-04-22 |
187. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
92.53 |
0.9309 |
0.0204 |
376 |
1 |
92.53 |
2012-08-27 |
188. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
92.48 |
1.0094 |
-0.0659 |
256 |
1 |
92.48 |
2011-12-15 |
189. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
92.42 |
1.0144 |
-0.0660 |
162 |
1 |
92.42 |
2011-12-04 |
190. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
92.23 |
0.9530 |
-0.0124 |
193 |
1 |
92.23 |
2012-10-20 |
191. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
92.06 |
0.9329 |
0.0135 |
345 |
1 |
92.06 |
2012-11-14 |
192. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
91.87 |
1.0115 |
-0.0754 |
189 |
1 |
91.87 |
2011-12-13 |
193. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
91.67 |
0.9966 |
-0.0613 |
377 |
1 |
91.67 |
2012-10-25 |
194. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
91.54 |
1.0654 |
-0.1320 |
247 |
1 |
91.54 |
2012-04-29 |
195. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
91.44 |
1.0759 |
-0.1378 |
273 |
2 |
90.69 |
2011-12-21 |
196. |
It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... |
91.41 |
1.0647 |
-0.1338 |
192 |
1 |
91.41 |
2017-06-29 |
197. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
91.24 |
0.9681 |
-0.0370 |
392 |
1 |
91.24 |
2012-03-08 |
198. |
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderely again. It seemed to ... |
91.11 |
1.0374 |
-0.1113 |
377 |
1 |
91.11 |
2021-08-13 |
199. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
91.09 |
0.9228 |
0.0065 |
305 |
1 |
91.09 |
2012-10-18 |
200. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
90.65 |
0.9841 |
-0.0519 |
325 |
1 |
90.65 |
2011-12-04 |
201. |
I like following the news! News organizations know I won't s... |
90.21 |
0.9039 |
0.0202 |
308 |
1 |
90.21 |
2020-10-29 |
202. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
89.72 |
1.0060 |
-0.0916 |
225 |
1 |
89.72 |
2011-10-30 |
203. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
89.49 |
0.9330 |
-0.0130 |
341 |
1 |
89.49 |
2011-11-29 |
204. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
89.32 |
1.0101 |
-0.0994 |
336 |
1 |
89.32 |
2012-10-21 |
205. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
88.70 |
0.8986 |
0.0070 |
363 |
1 |
88.70 |
2014-04-22 |
206. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
88.69 |
1.0139 |
-0.1037 |
349 |
1 |
88.69 |
2013-12-07 |
207. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
88.50 |
1.0836 |
-0.1760 |
206 |
1 |
88.50 |
2012-04-27 |
208. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
88.46 |
1.0039 |
-0.0956 |
255 |
1 |
88.46 |
2012-10-28 |
209. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
88.33 |
0.9673 |
-0.0659 |
292 |
1 |
88.33 |
2012-04-22 |
210. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
88.32 |
0.9980 |
-0.0964 |
295 |
1 |
88.32 |
2011-11-01 |
211. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
87.96 |
0.9787 |
-0.0814 |
364 |
2 |
86.65 |
2012-10-28 |
212. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
87.80 |
0.9841 |
-0.0886 |
217 |
1 |
87.80 |
2011-11-07 |
213. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
87.79 |
0.8843 |
0.0184 |
168 |
1 |
87.79 |
2011-10-31 |
214. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
87.72 |
0.9157 |
-0.0162 |
353 |
1 |
87.72 |
2012-05-07 |
215. |
We love people who've died... where's the social utility in ... |
87.71 |
0.9972 |
-0.1068 |
488 |
1 |
87.71 |
2022-12-19 |
216. |
We travelled by the Underground as far as Aldersgate; and a ... |
86.60 |
0.8771 |
0.0114 |
451 |
1 |
86.60 |
2018-04-04 |
217. |
I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... |
86.56 |
1.0465 |
-0.1644 |
183 |
1 |
86.56 |
2012-04-23 |
218. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
86.18 |
0.9445 |
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389 |
1 |
86.18 |
2012-03-12 |
219. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
86.13 |
0.9332 |
-0.0544 |
267 |
2 |
84.95 |
2012-10-23 |
220. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
85.47 |
0.9524 |
-0.0783 |
410 |
1 |
85.47 |
2012-04-24 |
221. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
85.44 |
1.0264 |
-0.1558 |
191 |
1 |
85.44 |
2011-11-07 |
222. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
85.43 |
0.9422 |
-0.0714 |
190 |
1 |
85.43 |
2012-04-14 |
223. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
85.38 |
1.0304 |
-0.1597 |
256 |
1 |
85.38 |
2011-12-08 |
224. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
85.37 |
0.9135 |
-0.0419 |
393 |
1 |
85.37 |
2012-09-13 |
225. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
85.18 |
0.9719 |
-0.1023 |
383 |
1 |
85.18 |
2021-05-04 |
226. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
85.06 |
0.9644 |
-0.0962 |
398 |
1 |
85.06 |
2011-12-23 |
227. |
The fact is that gossip, rumors, mythmaking, and news storie... |
84.89 |
0.9178 |
-0.0483 |
218 |
1 |
84.89 |
2018-12-21 |
228. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
84.61 |
0.9866 |
-0.1238 |
308 |
1 |
84.61 |
2012-04-19 |
229. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
82.89 |
0.9545 |
-0.1041 |
412 |
1 |
82.89 |
2012-04-16 |
230. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
82.76 |
0.9909 |
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293 |
1 |
82.76 |
2012-04-22 |
231. |
The red one is plutonium-239. 10,000,000th of a gram causes ... |
82.60 |
0.7955 |
0.0514 |
395 |
1 |
82.60 |
2018-12-21 |
232. |
Between me and the other world there is ever an unasked ques... |
82.10 |
0.9635 |
-0.1228 |
201 |
1 |
82.10 |
2018-12-21 |
233. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
82.06 |
0.9519 |
-0.1152 |
323 |
1 |
82.06 |
2012-04-17 |
234. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
81.70 |
0.9606 |
-0.1207 |
203 |
1 |
81.70 |
2012-04-26 |
235. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
81.62 |
1.0464 |
-0.2085 |
213 |
1 |
81.62 |
2012-03-29 |
236. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
81.33 |
0.9068 |
-0.0776 |
212 |
1 |
81.33 |
2012-03-10 |
237. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
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0.9271 |
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323 |
1 |
81.31 |
2012-09-29 |
238. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
80.24 |
0.9980 |
-0.1739 |
341 |
1 |
80.24 |
2012-04-04 |
239. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
79.28 |
1.0399 |
-0.2256 |
257 |
1 |
79.28 |
2011-10-29 |
240. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
78.64 |
0.9869 |
-0.1856 |
193 |
1 |
78.64 |
2012-04-17 |
241. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
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1.1685 |
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1 |
77.71 |
2019-03-27 |
242. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
77.32 |
0.9346 |
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471 |
1 |
77.32 |
2011-10-29 |
243. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
77.22 |
0.9244 |
-0.1315 |
225 |
1 |
77.22 |
2012-04-22 |
244. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
76.19 |
0.9765 |
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1 |
76.19 |
2011-10-29 |
245. |
If we suppose that the external world has appeared in the pa... |
74.91 |
0.9767 |
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1 |
74.91 |
2019-03-27 |
246. |
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide... |
73.49 |
0.7918 |
-0.0382 |
254 |
1 |
73.49 |
2018-03-05 |
247. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
71.49 |
0.8966 |
-0.1675 |
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1 |
71.49 |
2011-11-07 |
248. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
70.69 |
0.9650 |
-0.2444 |
347 |
1 |
70.69 |
2011-12-12 |
249. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
68.73 |
0.8624 |
-0.1623 |
174 |
1 |
68.73 |
2012-05-24 |