| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
64.32 |
1.0233 |
0.3559 |
188 |
1 |
64.32 |
2022-09-06 |
| 2. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
63.14 |
1.1460 |
0.2118 |
86 |
1 |
63.14 |
2021-02-10 |
| 3. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
60.00 |
1.1314 |
0.1405 |
67 |
1 |
60.00 |
2021-03-01 |
| 4. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
59.54 |
1.0628 |
0.2119 |
68 |
1 |
59.54 |
2021-03-01 |
| 5. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
58.28 |
1.0548 |
0.1828 |
81 |
1 |
58.28 |
2021-02-11 |
| 6. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
58.12 |
1.0685 |
0.1793 |
103 |
2 |
52.66 |
2021-03-13 |
| 7. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
57.24 |
0.9711 |
0.2406 |
68 |
1 |
57.24 |
2021-07-10 |
| 8. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
56.41 |
1.1237 |
0.0738 |
71 |
2 |
51.26 |
2021-02-10 |
| 9. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
56.32 |
1.0311 |
0.1744 |
71 |
1 |
56.32 |
2021-07-10 |
| 10. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
55.28 |
0.9864 |
0.1860 |
65 |
1 |
55.28 |
2021-03-13 |
| 11. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
54.76 |
1.0858 |
0.0924 |
138 |
2 |
54.69 |
2021-02-11 |
| 12. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
54.52 |
1.0169 |
0.1509 |
53 |
3 |
50.92 |
2021-03-13 |
| 13. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
54.19 |
1.0908 |
0.0681 |
162 |
1 |
54.19 |
2021-02-10 |
| 14. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
53.04 |
0.9945 |
0.1331 |
91 |
1 |
53.04 |
2021-03-13 |
| 15. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
52.59 |
1.0113 |
0.0999 |
79 |
1 |
52.59 |
2021-03-01 |
| 16. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
51.48 |
1.0425 |
0.0578 |
97 |
2 |
49.74 |
2021-02-11 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
50.36 |
0.9816 |
0.0927 |
79 |
2 |
46.58 |
2021-02-10 |
| 18. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
50.04 |
1.0966 |
-0.0385 |
121 |
1 |
50.04 |
2021-02-10 |
| 19. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
48.71 |
1.0524 |
-0.0038 |
113 |
1 |
48.71 |
2021-03-01 |
| 20. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
48.67 |
1.0607 |
-0.0217 |
77 |
1 |
48.67 |
2021-02-10 |
| 21. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
48.62 |
1.0318 |
0.0076 |
119 |
1 |
48.62 |
2021-02-10 |
| 22. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
48.24 |
0.9609 |
0.0704 |
142 |
1 |
48.24 |
2021-03-01 |
| 23. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
47.33 |
1.0741 |
-0.0634 |
122 |
1 |
47.33 |
2021-02-10 |
| 24. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
47.18 |
0.9893 |
0.0129 |
66 |
1 |
47.18 |
2021-02-09 |
| 25. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
44.79 |
1.1084 |
-0.1531 |
81 |
1 |
44.79 |
2021-02-11 |
| 26. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
44.60 |
1.0626 |
-0.1117 |
74 |
1 |
44.60 |
2021-02-10 |
| 27. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
43.80 |
1.0285 |
-0.0904 |
155 |
1 |
43.80 |
2021-02-11 |
| 28. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
43.68 |
0.9800 |
-0.0463 |
96 |
1 |
43.68 |
2021-02-11 |
| 29. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
43.53 |
1.0933 |
-0.1658 |
110 |
1 |
43.53 |
2021-01-30 |
| 30. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
42.55 |
0.9679 |
-0.0576 |
86 |
1 |
42.55 |
2021-02-11 |
| 31. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
42.20 |
0.9934 |
-0.0930 |
56 |
1 |
42.20 |
2021-01-30 |
| 32. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
41.06 |
1.0406 |
-0.1749 |
63 |
1 |
41.06 |
2021-02-09 |
| 33. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
40.35 |
1.0337 |
-0.1719 |
119 |
1 |
40.35 |
2021-01-30 |
| 34. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
40.12 |
0.9192 |
-0.0550 |
116 |
1 |
40.12 |
2021-02-11 |
| 35. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
39.63 |
1.0453 |
-0.1915 |
114 |
1 |
39.63 |
2021-01-30 |
| 36. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
38.04 |
0.9439 |
-0.1398 |
59 |
1 |
38.04 |
2021-02-11 |
| 37. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
37.66 |
1.0329 |
-0.2136 |
57 |
1 |
37.66 |
2021-01-30 |
| 38. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
37.49 |
1.0040 |
-0.2071 |
107 |
1 |
37.49 |
2021-02-11 |
| 39. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
37.29 |
0.9845 |
-0.1817 |
144 |
1 |
37.29 |
2021-01-30 |
| 40. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
36.91 |
1.0120 |
-0.2347 |
61 |
1 |
36.91 |
2021-02-09 |
| 41. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
36.68 |
0.9926 |
-0.2081 |
143 |
1 |
36.68 |
2021-01-30 |
| 42. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
36.17 |
1.0280 |
-0.2649 |
75 |
1 |
36.17 |
2021-01-30 |
| 43. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
35.07 |
0.9009 |
-0.1490 |
129 |
2 |
33.03 |
2021-02-11 |
| 44. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
21.24 |
1.0322 |
-0.5747 |
87 |
1 |
21.24 |
2021-02-10 |