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1. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 127.38 1.0388 0.3698 106 2 107.99 2021-01-25
2. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 122.41 1.0848 0.2507 63 2 113.85 2021-02-03
3. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 115.87 1.0280 0.2462 75 1 115.87 2021-02-03
4. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 114.27 1.0233 0.2542 188 1 114.27 2021-01-09
5. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 112.07 1.0406 0.1921 63 3 93.08 2021-01-13
6. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 108.42 1.0933 0.1204 110 1 108.42 2021-02-27
7. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 107.40 1.0908 0.1150 162 1 107.40 2021-01-07
8. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 106.16 0.9940 0.1907 121 2 103.96 2021-01-25
9. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 105.64 1.0329 0.1338 57 3 84.30 2021-01-13
10. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 105.00 1.0977 0.0605 117 2 104.79 2021-01-25
11. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 103.66 1.0670 0.0954 97 2 100.25 2021-01-13
12. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 103.05 1.1084 0.0227 81 1 103.05 2020-12-30
13. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 100.66 1.1237 -0.0258 71 1 100.66 2020-12-25
14. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 100.11 1.0530 0.0628 127 1 100.11 2021-01-07
15. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 99.47 0.9439 0.1430 59 2 96.47 2021-01-07
16. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 99.11 1.0814 0.0191 110 2 96.66 2021-01-07
17. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 98.16 1.0626 0.0290 74 2 97.36 2021-01-01
18. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 97.64 1.0457 0.0445 223 1 97.64 2021-01-07
19. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 97.23 1.0187 0.0747 106 1 97.23 2021-02-03
20. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 96.58 1.0103 0.0675 89 2 86.38 2021-01-07
21. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 95.00 1.0858 -0.0298 138 2 94.53 2021-01-13
22. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 93.66 1.0607 -0.0207 77 1 93.66 2021-01-25
23. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 93.60 0.9534 0.0813 74 2 90.78 2021-01-07
24. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 93.49 0.9725 0.0858 165 1 93.49 2021-01-07
25. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 92.60 0.9192 0.1288 116 1 92.60 2021-01-07
26. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 91.94 1.0756 -0.0487 56 1 91.94 2021-01-07
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 91.37 0.9893 0.0257 66 2 80.93 2021-01-25
28. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 88.82 1.0283 -0.0485 120 1 88.82 2020-12-30
29. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 88.71 1.0628 -0.0645 68 1 88.71 2021-01-07
30. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 86.99 0.9693 -0.0044 101 1 86.99 2020-12-25
31. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 83.37 0.9556 -0.0274 79 1 83.37 2021-01-07
32. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 83.28 1.0530 -0.1070 110 1 83.28 2021-01-07
33. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 83.24 1.0322 -0.1013 87 2 83.04 2021-01-13
34. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 81.60 0.9873 -0.0787 107 1 81.60 2021-01-01
35. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 80.67 0.9926 -0.0826 143 2 75.76 2021-01-07
36. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 77.82 0.9816 -0.1065 79 4 68.48 2021-01-07
37. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 76.45 0.8715 -0.0151 115 3 66.50 2021-01-13
38. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 73.34 0.9714 -0.1665 146 1 73.34 2020-12-25
39. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 73.05 0.9609 -0.1405 142 1 73.05 2021-01-07
40. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 73.02 0.9009 -0.0841 129 2 72.82 2021-01-07
41. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 69.84 0.9899 -0.1977 96 1 69.84 2021-01-13
42. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 67.84 0.8967 -0.1569 85 1 67.84 2020-12-30
43. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 67.39 0.9864 -0.2428 65 1 67.39 2020-12-30
44. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 63.93 0.9845 -0.2612 144 1 63.93 2020-12-25
45. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 61.44 0.9997 -0.3395 82 1 61.44 2020-12-30
46. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 59.29 0.9934 -0.3290 56 2 57.88 2021-01-01
47. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 55.32 1.0453 -0.4238 114 1 55.32 2020-12-25