Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
127.38 |
1.0388 |
0.3698 |
106 |
2 |
107.99 |
2021-01-25 |
2. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
122.41 |
1.0848 |
0.2507 |
63 |
2 |
113.85 |
2021-02-03 |
3. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
115.87 |
1.0280 |
0.2462 |
75 |
1 |
115.87 |
2021-02-03 |
4. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
114.27 |
1.0233 |
0.2542 |
188 |
1 |
114.27 |
2021-01-09 |
5. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
112.07 |
1.0406 |
0.1921 |
63 |
3 |
93.08 |
2021-01-13 |
6. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
108.42 |
1.0933 |
0.1204 |
110 |
1 |
108.42 |
2021-02-27 |
7. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
107.40 |
1.0908 |
0.1150 |
162 |
1 |
107.40 |
2021-01-07 |
8. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
106.16 |
0.9940 |
0.1907 |
121 |
2 |
103.96 |
2021-01-25 |
9. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
105.64 |
1.0329 |
0.1338 |
57 |
3 |
84.30 |
2021-01-13 |
10. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
105.00 |
1.0977 |
0.0605 |
117 |
2 |
104.79 |
2021-01-25 |
11. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
103.66 |
1.0670 |
0.0954 |
97 |
2 |
100.25 |
2021-01-13 |
12. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
103.05 |
1.1084 |
0.0227 |
81 |
1 |
103.05 |
2020-12-30 |
13. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
100.66 |
1.1237 |
-0.0258 |
71 |
1 |
100.66 |
2020-12-25 |
14. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
100.11 |
1.0530 |
0.0628 |
127 |
1 |
100.11 |
2021-01-07 |
15. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
99.47 |
0.9439 |
0.1430 |
59 |
2 |
96.47 |
2021-01-07 |
16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
99.11 |
1.0814 |
0.0191 |
110 |
2 |
96.66 |
2021-01-07 |
17. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
98.16 |
1.0626 |
0.0290 |
74 |
2 |
97.36 |
2021-01-01 |
18. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
97.64 |
1.0457 |
0.0445 |
223 |
1 |
97.64 |
2021-01-07 |
19. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
97.23 |
1.0187 |
0.0747 |
106 |
1 |
97.23 |
2021-02-03 |
20. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
96.58 |
1.0103 |
0.0675 |
89 |
2 |
86.38 |
2021-01-07 |
21. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
95.00 |
1.0858 |
-0.0298 |
138 |
2 |
94.53 |
2021-01-13 |
22. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
93.66 |
1.0607 |
-0.0207 |
77 |
1 |
93.66 |
2021-01-25 |
23. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
93.60 |
0.9534 |
0.0813 |
74 |
2 |
90.78 |
2021-01-07 |
24. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
93.49 |
0.9725 |
0.0858 |
165 |
1 |
93.49 |
2021-01-07 |
25. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
92.60 |
0.9192 |
0.1288 |
116 |
1 |
92.60 |
2021-01-07 |
26. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
91.94 |
1.0756 |
-0.0487 |
56 |
1 |
91.94 |
2021-01-07 |
27. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
91.37 |
0.9893 |
0.0257 |
66 |
2 |
80.93 |
2021-01-25 |
28. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
88.82 |
1.0283 |
-0.0485 |
120 |
1 |
88.82 |
2020-12-30 |
29. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
88.71 |
1.0628 |
-0.0645 |
68 |
1 |
88.71 |
2021-01-07 |
30. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
86.99 |
0.9693 |
-0.0044 |
101 |
1 |
86.99 |
2020-12-25 |
31. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
83.37 |
0.9556 |
-0.0274 |
79 |
1 |
83.37 |
2021-01-07 |
32. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
83.28 |
1.0530 |
-0.1070 |
110 |
1 |
83.28 |
2021-01-07 |
33. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
83.24 |
1.0322 |
-0.1013 |
87 |
2 |
83.04 |
2021-01-13 |
34. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
81.60 |
0.9873 |
-0.0787 |
107 |
1 |
81.60 |
2021-01-01 |
35. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
80.67 |
0.9926 |
-0.0826 |
143 |
2 |
75.76 |
2021-01-07 |
36. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
77.82 |
0.9816 |
-0.1065 |
79 |
4 |
68.48 |
2021-01-07 |
37. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
76.45 |
0.8715 |
-0.0151 |
115 |
3 |
66.50 |
2021-01-13 |
38. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
73.34 |
0.9714 |
-0.1665 |
146 |
1 |
73.34 |
2020-12-25 |
39. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
73.05 |
0.9609 |
-0.1405 |
142 |
1 |
73.05 |
2021-01-07 |
40. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
73.02 |
0.9009 |
-0.0841 |
129 |
2 |
72.82 |
2021-01-07 |
41. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
69.84 |
0.9899 |
-0.1977 |
96 |
1 |
69.84 |
2021-01-13 |
42. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
67.84 |
0.8967 |
-0.1569 |
85 |
1 |
67.84 |
2020-12-30 |
43. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
67.39 |
0.9864 |
-0.2428 |
65 |
1 |
67.39 |
2020-12-30 |
44. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
63.93 |
0.9845 |
-0.2612 |
144 |
1 |
63.93 |
2020-12-25 |
45. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
61.44 |
0.9997 |
-0.3395 |
82 |
1 |
61.44 |
2020-12-30 |
46. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
59.29 |
0.9934 |
-0.3290 |
56 |
2 |
57.88 |
2021-01-01 |
47. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
55.32 |
1.0453 |
-0.4238 |
114 |
1 |
55.32 |
2020-12-25 |