| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
75.80 |
1.0439 |
0.4232 |
90 |
1 |
75.80 |
2023-07-28 |
| 2. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
66.40 |
1.1460 |
0.1392 |
86 |
1 |
66.40 |
2023-05-25 |
| 3. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
62.55 |
1.0040 |
0.2067 |
107 |
2 |
61.17 |
2023-07-28 |
| 4. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
61.62 |
1.0318 |
0.1609 |
119 |
2 |
58.42 |
2023-06-21 |
| 5. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
59.76 |
1.0285 |
0.1282 |
155 |
2 |
55.73 |
2023-07-28 |
| 6. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
59.08 |
1.0530 |
0.0905 |
110 |
1 |
59.08 |
2023-05-07 |
| 7. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
58.21 |
0.9926 |
0.1341 |
143 |
1 |
58.21 |
2023-06-21 |
| 8. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
58.16 |
1.0848 |
0.0409 |
63 |
1 |
58.16 |
2023-08-10 |
| 9. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
57.81 |
1.0052 |
0.1137 |
76 |
1 |
57.81 |
2023-05-25 |
| 10. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
56.80 |
1.0530 |
0.0464 |
127 |
1 |
56.80 |
2023-05-25 |
| 11. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
56.58 |
1.0712 |
0.0239 |
114 |
2 |
53.27 |
2023-07-27 |
| 12. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
56.03 |
1.0738 |
0.0107 |
142 |
1 |
56.03 |
2023-05-07 |
| 13. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
55.84 |
1.0966 |
-0.0158 |
121 |
1 |
55.84 |
2023-05-07 |
| 14. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
55.49 |
1.0908 |
-0.0168 |
162 |
1 |
55.49 |
2023-07-28 |
| 15. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
55.06 |
1.0814 |
-0.0157 |
110 |
1 |
55.06 |
2023-08-07 |
| 16. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
54.44 |
0.9679 |
0.0858 |
86 |
1 |
54.44 |
2023-07-26 |
| 17. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
54.34 |
0.9711 |
0.0807 |
68 |
1 |
54.34 |
2023-05-07 |
| 18. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
53.33 |
0.9792 |
0.0530 |
158 |
1 |
53.33 |
2023-07-28 |
| 19. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
53.13 |
1.0233 |
0.0050 |
188 |
1 |
53.13 |
2023-07-26 |
| 20. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
52.94 |
0.9725 |
0.0522 |
165 |
1 |
52.94 |
2023-06-21 |
| 21. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
52.38 |
1.0231 |
-0.0093 |
103 |
1 |
52.38 |
2023-05-25 |
| 22. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
52.04 |
0.9413 |
0.0659 |
131 |
1 |
52.04 |
2023-06-21 |
| 23. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
50.91 |
0.9893 |
-0.0039 |
66 |
2 |
49.10 |
2023-09-18 |
| 24. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
50.77 |
0.9899 |
-0.0072 |
96 |
2 |
45.54 |
2023-08-07 |
| 25. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
48.79 |
0.9934 |
-0.0491 |
56 |
1 |
48.79 |
2023-05-25 |
| 26. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
48.55 |
0.9997 |
-0.0600 |
82 |
1 |
48.55 |
2023-07-27 |
| 27. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
48.45 |
1.0476 |
-0.1098 |
138 |
3 |
38.55 |
2023-05-25 |
| 28. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
47.80 |
1.0595 |
-0.1343 |
134 |
1 |
47.80 |
2023-06-21 |
| 29. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
47.76 |
0.9192 |
0.0052 |
116 |
1 |
47.76 |
2023-07-27 |
| 30. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
47.33 |
0.9864 |
-0.0703 |
65 |
1 |
47.33 |
2023-05-25 |
| 31. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
44.17 |
1.1084 |
-0.2535 |
81 |
1 |
44.17 |
2023-06-23 |
| 32. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
43.51 |
1.0311 |
-0.1890 |
71 |
1 |
43.51 |
2023-05-25 |
| 33. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
38.97 |
0.9825 |
-0.2282 |
89 |
1 |
38.97 |
2023-07-27 |
| 34. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
37.40 |
0.9439 |
-0.2200 |
59 |
1 |
37.40 |
2023-05-06 |
| 35. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
27.96 |
0.9223 |
-0.3811 |
64 |
1 |
27.96 |
2023-05-07 |